Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below i have hella nasty looking stretch marks all over my body,i look like a survivor of the halocaust and it pisses me off when people stare at them ,some chick in the gym the other day looked at me and had an expression of complete shock and disgust and just stared for several minutes and pointed me out to her friends and crap,i wanted to smack that bitch!im gonna snap!
stretch mark stares
- Thread starter thewood
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geoffgarst
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Hey...wait til she gets pregnant and gets them! You might try buying some vitamin E and popping them with your fingers and spreading the oil on your stretch marks. It may improve them some or at least keep them from getting worse.
johnny_testosterone
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Bro, try some cocoa butter also, that might help. You should've told that bitch, "What the fuck are you looking at?" That would've made her stop looking and if she doesn't slame her in the head with a dumbell. Yeah I know. I need anger managment, that's what my bros keep telling me.
bicepts101
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are you huge or were you fat at one time and lost it all
DeepZenPill
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Vitamin E can help them fade, but it takes some time. Tanning also helps them fade a lot. I've also used retin-a to help avoid formation of new stretch marks and to keep existing ones from getting worse. It's usually prescribed for cystic acne, so I don't know how often it's prescribed for stretch marks.
BlackbeardTheButtPirate
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If ye ever tire of them scurvy sea hags and be lookin' for a male companion that be as raunchy as they come, Blackbeard's the filthy ass pirate fer ya! Blackbeard be havin' plenty o' scars him self, and wouldn't mind puttin' a few more on that ass o' yers!
bicepts101
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just like martha stuert over on the chat board. What a fuckin loser
johnny_testosterone
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WTF are you talking about you homo MF? If you don't have constructive things to say you should get off this board. Why don't you get lost and go find a gay chat room to play in.
