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Stranger in my backyard!

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Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
 
Nice sentiment. But you might wish to consider calling the cops in case he decides to help himself to whatever else interests him as well.
 
I'll be right there to handle the situation. As payment, I accept money and/or cookies and Tang. If I get my ass kicked or die, you have to cover my medical and/or funeral costs. Deal?
 
Nah, he took a big bunch of them and left now. I guess he figured no one was home, and he really needed citrus, urgently...lol! Maybe he has a dire case of scurvy.
 
Who GG? The guy stealing oranges or Nathan trying to get tang? hehehehe
 
i would have told him to leave. but posting on EF is another good option. :)
 
hehehe...i was thinking the same thing about tang. I was thinking, "why have tang when you can have orange juice instead?" LOL
 
stilleto said:
i would have told him to leave. but posting on EF is another good option. :)
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Shoot, I post about everything else. I might as well start keeping a journal of my BM's. Now would that be called a "log log." Wow, I've sunk to a new low.
 
man, I thought this was about buttsex on first dates.
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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Maybe he'll make you a fruity gelatin dessert or something. :rainbow:
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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Yeah watch him and pop your cherry at the same time. Kindda like reversed Peeping-Tom.
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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Sorry HeaterRae - I was making a fruit salad and ran out of some stuff. By the way - don't put limes in a fruit salad... :Chef:
 
He`ll come back for more and maybe even get bolder about what he wants to take....call the police and make a report.
 
I want to ask my fiance first whether it is someone he knows. He has allowed little old ladies over here before to pick oranges. It could be some neighbor that I have not met yet.
 
Why didn't you let the dogs out? - If they would have just run up to him to smell him - it would have been funny watching him freak out....
 
Because if they bit him, he would probably sue my dumb ass, even though he jumped the fence. Some dumbass jury would probably enter a million dollar judgment against me and fiance. Hell, I could get Longhorn and Dullboy on the jury. ;-)
 
HeatherRae said:
Because if they bit him, he would probably sue my dumb ass, even though he jumped the fence. Some dumbass jury would probably enter a million dollar judgment against me and fiance. Hell, I could get Longhorn and Dullboy on the jury. ;-)
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Yeah - no shit!! .... Wait, didn't mean to open up that can of worms.
 
Dial_tone said:
man, I thought this was about buttsex on first dates.
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That would make a great porno/horror film title -- Stranger in My Backyard!
 
LOL...I should have made him clean the pool while he was back there
 
Don't think I want to shoot a man for taking citrus that would otherwise fall off the tree and rot on the ground until we go around picking it up. LOL.
 
I just found out that this guy was with the USDA, and is gathering samples from tagged trees...rofl. I'm really glad I didn't let the dogs out on him, brandish a weapon or give Nate tang over this ordeal...LOL.
 
HeatherRae said:
I just found out that this guy was with the USDA, and is gathering samples from tagged trees...rofl. I'm really glad I didn't let the dogs out on him, brandish a weapon or give Nate tang over this ordeal...LOL.
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HA!! Yeah - that could have been a bad situation... :worried:
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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he's not an old guy wearing glasses about 5'6" thin, kind of sickly looking, bald on top. kind of looks like albert einstein
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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I swear you told me it was ok to come over and pick them? :rolleyes:
 
HeatherRae said:
Okay, there is a stranger in my back yard picking oranges, limes, and tangerines off the trees! Our yard is fenced in. I guess he's harmless, and we don't use them all. I guess he's harmless, but damn that is weird. I would have said yes if he would have just knocked on the door and asked. ??? I'm not going to go out there. I'll just watch him from in here, just in case.
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I was hungry and I love citrus fruits.
 
He was with the USDA, everyone. They were going around and taking samples on tagged trees. I have some tagged trees out here. LOL.
 
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