Stop that

[Smurfy]

 

[Scotsman]

Is that you?

If so....

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[artrius]

uhm, no, please don't....

you aren't pregnant are you?

 

[*MissFit*]

nice

 

[Smurfy]

uhm, no, please don't....

you aren't pregnant are you?

dude my tummy is the leanest part of my body.

 

[artrius]

dude my tummy is the leanest part of my body.

I wasn't meaning you were fat, I was just guessing that something was kicking (cuz of the title) and your hand was on your stomach.

seriously, you look great

 

[KillahBee]

you slut

 

[Smurfy]

you slut

i love when you talk dirty to me.

 

[SoreArms]

aaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooga!

 

[Sub-Zero]

showusyourtits!

 

[jackangel]

i love when you talk dirty to me.

he was talking to me






























































you slut

 

[SoKlueles]

dang woman u got some big boobies

im glad im ur bitch

 

[Smurfy]

lol

 

[Daisy_]

You look good smurfy...

 

[Lestat]

god damn those are some big guns!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

See that ass?????? DT get in here we got a some serious round booty up in here.

 

[Smurfy]

See that ass?????? DT get in here we got a some serious round booty up in here.

lol. it protrudes about 6 more inches when i flex it.

 

[Lestat]

See that ass?????? DT get in here we got a some serious round booty up in here.

for real, makes you wanna take a big bite

 

[artrius]

lol. it protrudes about 6 more inches when i flex it.

nooooice i think I need to verify this tho, lemme break out the ruler, and just to be sure, clothes have to be off or they can screw up the calculation.


ok that was a rather pathetic attempt at flirting, but i don't really feel like coming up with anything better at the moment.

 

[Gambino]

i'd hit it

 

[Smurfy]

i'd hit it

I'll kick you square in the nutz

 

[Gambino]

I'll kick you square in the nutz

say that again, this time a bit slower...

kinda nice around here without that jackangel character/alter isn't it?

 

[NJjuice22]

lol. it protrudes about 6 more inches when i flex it.

<<<<< just protruded 8" thru my jeans

 

[Lestat]

i'd hit it twice in 10 minutes!

 

[Dial_tone]

See that ass?????? DT get in here we got a some serious round booty up in here.

Undeniably smurfetta is one gorgeous woman, but you know who really gives me a heart-on.

 

[Smurfy]

i'd hit it twice in 10 minutes!

have mercy on the kitty

 

[artrius]

I'll kick you square in the nutz

ro sham bo him girl, go for it

 

[Sub-Zero]

<<<<< just protruded 8" thru my jeans

i only portruded 4.5

 

[Lestat]

have mercy on the kitty

I'd give it a good tongue bath before and after to sooth it

 

[SoreArms]

I'd just play "tune in Tokyo"

 

[Lestat]

I'd just play "tune in Tokyo"

me too, with my mouth

 

[Smurfy]

I'd just play "tune in Tokyo"

id twist your nipple off

 

[artrius]

id twist your nipple off

ouch, no need to get so mean here, you're almost as brutal as frisky...

 

[Smurfy]

sorearms likes it rough

 

[Lestat]

sorearms likes it rough

strap on style

 

[artrius]

sorearms likes it rough

I see I see, well I hope for his sake you don't rip anything else off....

 

[Lady Viking]

very nice

 

[pintoca]

WTF? Boobage galore. Gives a new meaning to "Some guns"