Stilleto....

[H_T_]

thanks for putting me over 2M.........
and thanks for making my user profile not work friendly.........btw, what's your obsession with foreskins?

 

[wootoom]

lol no kiddin. anteaters are gross

 

[H_T_]

lol no kiddin. anteaters are gross

if i had one, i'd staple it.

 

[Mr. dB]

lol no kiddin. anteaters are gross

Oh, and other penises aren't gross?

 

[H_T_]

i wouldn't allow someone to take a pic of me completely flaccid anyway. i'd have to have a bit of a gorge going.....at least a semi.....

 

[chefbone]

oui

 

[jack sparrow]

I keep my pics turned off for just such occasions.

 

[H_T_]

i always wanted to have a band and name it "The Four Skins"...

 

[jack sparrow]

i always wanted to have a band and name it "The Four Skins"...

We were gonna start one called "The Fartz" until we realized it was already taken.

 

[H_T_]

We were gonna start one called "The Fartz" until we realized it was already taken.

man, just when you think you're so creative and funny........

 

[stilleto]

i love you all

and you're right. penis is gross. ewwww.

 

[H_T_]

i love you all

and you're right. penis is gross. ewwww.

thanks for finally making an appearance, uppity bitch. i know you were jus' sitting at your desk, eating a gaddamn waffle cone. btw- there's a new invention, it's called a napkin........

 

[stilleto]

thanks for finally making an appearance, uppity bitch. i know you were jus' sitting at your desk, eating a gaddamn waffle cone. btw- there's a new invention, it's called a napkin........

is that another word for "sleeve"?
hold on, i need to change my location.

 

[H_T_]

is that another word for "sleeve"?
hold on, i need to change my location.

i bet you're a peach to work with. prolly crop dust the office with protein shake farts, too.........

 

[swolenole]

If I had foreskin I would just fill it with some astrolube in the morning after my shower......and then I could rub one out on demand...

 

[H_T_]

If I had foreskin I would just fill it with some astrolube in the morning after my shower......and then I could rub one out on demand...

that is so crazy that it might just work!

 

[stilleto]

i bet you're a peach to work with. prolly crop dust the office with protein shake farts, too.........

i'm the office tattler. if anyone doesn't follow the rules, I write them up and reprmimand them.

and if I have gas, i blame it on everyone else and threaten to fire them.

i have to go read the paper in the bathroom now. I spend most of my day in there. its quiet, and I can lock the door.

 

[H_T_]

i'm the office tattler. if anyone doesn't follow the rules, I write them up and reprmimand them.

and if I have gas, i blame it on everyone else and threaten to fire them.

i have to go read the paper in the bathroom now. I spend most of my day in there. its quiet, and I can lock the door.

yeah, and that's why your shoes are under the bosses desk.

 

[stilleto]

yeah, and that's why your shoes are under the bosses desk.

that, and an open bag of rotting meat hidden in the floor board.
wasn't this conversation about penii? lets get back to that.

 

[H_T_]

that, and an open bag of rotting meat hidden in the floor board.
wasn't this conversation about penii? lets get back to that.

mine looks like a boomerang.

 

[blut wump]

Two skins good, foreskins bad.

 

[stilleto]

mine looks like a boomerang.

meaning, no matter how many times you put out, it always comes













back?

 

[H_T_]

meaning, no matter how many times you put out, it always comes













back?

nah, it means you can't hide from me around the corner.

 

[stilleto]

nah, it means you can't hide from me around the corner.

LOL..
you should get that tattoo'd on it.
"You can run, but you can't hide"

then, when you're flaccid, it will just say "Yo, hide"

 

[H_T_]

LOL..
you should get that tattoo'd on it.
"You can run, but you can't hide"

then, when you're flaccid, it will just say "Yo, hide"

i try to never be flaccid. chicks hate flaccidity. i wear cockrings and special harnesses to keep maximum blood engorgement. although i do look like i've been donating copious amounts of blood..........

 

[stilleto]

i try to never be flaccid. chicks hate flaccidity. i wear cockrings and special harnesses to keep maximum blood engorgement. although i do look like i've been donating copious amounts of blood..........

its not often that you get to use the word "flaccidity". i should try to use it more often.


HT, you think people think we're odd?

 

[H_T_]

its not often that you get to use the word "flaccidity". i should try to use it more often.


HT, you think people think we're odd?

you mean like an Odd Couple??? prolly, i get lots of those "Mentos" looks throughout the day, plus i use lots of " " marks in my threads. it makes words look more important than they actually are......

 

[musclemom]

thanks for putting me over 2M.........
and thanks for making my user profile not work friendly.........btw, what's your obsession with foreskins?

You ought to see the picture RedGuru K'd me

 

[H_T_]

You ought to see the picture RedGuru K'd me

both of them are sick fuggin puppies.

 

[stilleto]

you can include eatbig in there too.
the dude is wonked.

 

[blut wump]

He seemed so sweet in his resume.

 

[H_T_]

you can include eatbig in there too.
the dude is wonked.

he's only 20. it could be that he needs a woman. wanna take one for the team?

 

[wootoom]

Oh, and other penises aren't gross?

ahhaahah im jokin Mr.Db i know how touchy u are on this subject

 

[stilleto]

he's only 20. it could be that he needs a woman. wanna take one for the team?

if only I had a nickle for... oh, you know the rest.

 

[H_T_]

if only I had a nickle for... oh, you know the rest.

........every time you doinked a 20 y/o? isn't that a little aged for you, Mademoiselle?

 

[stilleto]

........every time you doinked a 20 y/o? isn't that a little aged for you, Mademoiselle?

pfffffft. I haven't been with anyone that young since i was 14.

 

[H_T_]

pfffffft. I haven't been with anyone that young since i was 14.

omg! Spread N' Ready Shelley? is that you?????