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Steroids and vasectomy?
- Thread starter big_boy_1
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Are you talking right after the surgery or something? Steroids and vasectomies have no relation really.
captainahole
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He's right. All it does is remove the little critters.
had it done 25 years ago.
And besides the goo being a little different in color nothing else has changed.
had it done 25 years ago.
And besides the goo being a little different in color nothing else has changed.
DJ_UFO said:
You still cum, its only minus the swimmers.
holy ghost
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strange..
hyp1
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I had a vasectomy over 10 years ago and to me it's cool as hell.you don't ever have to worry about knocking a chick up ever again.the surgery is really easy,but listen to them when they tell you to stay off of your feet.
I was a fucking idiot,went home and still was numbed from the novacaine and unfortunately partied my fucking ass off.I woke up the next day hungover as a motherfucker and my balls were the size of fucking grapefruit,needless to say I packed the puppies in ice and stayed off of my feet the rest the day.
I've ran a lot of cycles since I had it and don't notice any difference at all,bro.
I was a fucking idiot,went home and still was numbed from the novacaine and unfortunately partied my fucking ass off.I woke up the next day hungover as a motherfucker and my balls were the size of fucking grapefruit,needless to say I packed the puppies in ice and stayed off of my feet the rest the day.
I've ran a lot of cycles since I had it and don't notice any difference at all,bro.
BigGuyPHX
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THE BEST $500 I EVER SPENT! END OF STORY!!!
Vasectomy and gear I would have to agree from what I know there should be no problem.(99% Sure)
Yea DONT do what hyp1 did!!! Training partner did the same thing a few months ago, where he was helping a buddy move all jacked up on pain killers and his nuts were like a softball. The next day he could not walk.
I had ZERO problems... just sat on my ass for 3 days(fri sat sun) playing musical ice packs and poppin oxycodone every few hours(happy pills) and relaxed. Took ALL next week off from gym. 10 DAYS TOTAL DOWN TIME.
Do it bro!
Vasectomy $500
Happy Pills $15 (co pay)
2 Ice packs $10
Never having to worry about fouling the earth with a little bastard...
PRICELESS!
Squat to ya teabag the floor... AFTER 10 DAYS!!!
Vasectomy and gear I would have to agree from what I know there should be no problem.(99% Sure)
Yea DONT do what hyp1 did!!! Training partner did the same thing a few months ago, where he was helping a buddy move all jacked up on pain killers and his nuts were like a softball. The next day he could not walk.
I had ZERO problems... just sat on my ass for 3 days(fri sat sun) playing musical ice packs and poppin oxycodone every few hours(happy pills) and relaxed. Took ALL next week off from gym. 10 DAYS TOTAL DOWN TIME.
Do it bro!
Vasectomy $500
Happy Pills $15 (co pay)
2 Ice packs $10
Never having to worry about fouling the earth with a little bastard...
PRICELESS!
Squat to ya teabag the floor... AFTER 10 DAYS!!!
solidspine
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You don’t want to be on a cycle when you are having surgery, anesthesia can be complicated.
captainahole
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I couldn't agree more. Having your nuts cut rules.
Love is never having to take a paternity test.
Love is never having to take a paternity test.
hyp1
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solidspine said:
LOL bro a vasectomy is an outpatient procedure.......they give you a local anesthetic not a general.you're conscious during the whole thing...hell i just have to minor scars on each nut sack that aren't even 1/4 inch.......they are barely visable.
I told the doctor I was nervous about the whole thing and the dude said you want me to prescribe you something?I said,HELL YES.then he proceeded to write me a script for two blue valium,I said this is it??he said,yes it is.........it's a very minor procedure.
Pat_McCrotch
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your first cum hurts like a mother fucker i hear. So the only real side efrects with the two is being so fucking horny from the gear then fucking then having the sperm hit that lil stump the create when the cut the dans( fuck what is it called. my A&P escapes me). lol
Pat_McCrotch
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oldandconfused said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That should be the poster phrase fo the procedure.
All is well unless the doctor cuts a vein and you bleed internally for hours before being told you'll lose at least one ball, probably two in surgery!
I have a story (personal and sad) that would shrivel your sack and take 2 inches off each bodypart. Months of bedrest with blood-packed balls, and a doctor's name screamed into the night, and two kids later (5) the balls still have phantom pain.
I have a story (personal and sad) that would shrivel your sack and take 2 inches off each bodypart. Months of bedrest with blood-packed balls, and a doctor's name screamed into the night, and two kids later (5) the balls still have phantom pain.
Pat_McCrotch
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hyp1 said:
Post some pics.
mattdan
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errn247 said:
Not at all. All it does is cut the tubes (vas deferens) that mix the sperm with the cum. The sperm have no real volume so you see no difference.
I had mine about 10 years ago and it really improves the sex life since you're never worried about any failures or anything.
But - keep in mind that it doesn't stop STD's so you'll still need a cover for strange.
BigGuyPHX
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mattdan said:
Good public service message!
I agree... we spend a ton of time working on our bodies and then to have a bad piece of ass fuck it all up is just stupid, with that said I 100% agree about it improves your sex life. Its like fucking with a little devil on each shoulder. I've taken several buddies to get it done, I should be getting a kickback from the doctor!
Hey any of you bros that dont want kids I say do something about it DONT leave it up to a women because they "foreget" to take pills all the time!(Sometimes even for week or months!)
My buddy that just got divorced had a kid less than two years ago called me last night and said I quote "I never thought this would happen... fuck my daughter is sick, I cant got to the gym, I cant trust her pill poppin mother to watch her, my life is fucked up!... I feel like that kid on the teen sex video in highschool they made us watch"
Think about it.
Squat to ya teabag the floor!
hyp1
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errn247 said:
oh shit I entirely forgot about that shit bro,the doctor told me to try and refrain from sex for a few weeks.back then I had one helluva hot wife and just couldn't wait...........she gave me a blowjob and it felt like someone kicked me in the fucking nuts when I came......that happened 2 more times too...you would have thought I would have learned the first fucking time...........but did it two more times.fucking horniness will fuck ya everytime.
