Steroid testing...

[LVTitan]

Im curious as to how they can test for testosterone as its a natural hormone...

if your test levels are WAY higher than normal, that will set up a flag, also they test your estrogen levels, cause a higher than normal estro level is a sign of exogenous test ... not sure what else they do or how they actually come up with their results though.

 

[BIGCANNONS]

Im kinda currious too will drinking a lot of water right before the test dilute it just like a dope test or will it not make a diff. when testing for juice?? i heard that water can make you test clean for dope..

 

[lefler]

6:1 test to estrogen level is how the ncaa tests. if your test levels are higher than 6:1 you fail. and diluting with water is pointless because if its too watered down they make you wait right there until you can piss again. they have like a little minny test they do on the spot to make sure its a good specimen

 

[ryan04]

I'm on probation and I clean myself out with a ton of water before I go. I'll drink about 2 gallons in 2-3 hrs. and wait until I piss about 12 times and it is crystal clear. However, I'm almost positive all they test me for is pot, coke and opiates...steroids are too expensive to test for and not enough people use them for them to test for them regularly. I always wear baggy hoodies when I go in there so my p.o. doesn't really know how big I am and if I've gotten any bigger since last time. I smoke a lot of weed though and I have never failed a piss test... I've even gone in there high and passed. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! As I'm pissin' I always laugh and say to myself "See if you can find any drugs in that dilluted-ass piss you dumb bitch"! Anyway, who is doing the testing (work, probation, NCAA, etc.)?

 

[stageguy]

how long does clem stay in your system ?what does it effect ?blood test ? urine test?

 

[rayzor]

could you get away with saying something like "yeah i finished a cycle of deca a few months ago but im done now" since deca stays in your system a loooonnngggg fuckin time? or is there a way to distinguish between the different anabolics in piss tests?

 

[wesley90]

Its going to be done my an outpatient program and they are definatly going to be testing for steroids.

 

[muddog51]

I play ncaa football, and sadly there is few ways to pass a piss test besides, a replacing urine in your bladder, and this is dangerous and you need a doctor to do this, if you try to do this ur crazy. Clen is out of you in few days. And I have been tested 4 times, and everytime the guy watchs the piss come out of you, so dont bother trying to buy and devices, its pointless. Go to a doctor, by sterile powder urine, and tell him if you dont do it I will, and see what he says, most likely know, but its your best bet if ur dealing with ncaa. I dont want to tell anyone to do any of this but i know to many people that have been in your shoes.