Steroid Testing

[REF-E-MB]

Hey Bros- I got a dilemma. My mom just got found some of my pins and is going to test me for juice- If I fail I get kicked out of the house. So this is pretty important:

What ways are there to steroid test??? Is it urine or blood or both???

What ways are there to get around this test and pass? Thanks for all the help bros!!!!

 

[jc21]

it depends on what you are taking. u can get tested by piss or blood test. does your mom know how much it costs? it is expensive.

 

[genarr3]

What were you taking?

 

[nautica]

Send me an email dude. I think i can help.

[email protected]

later
Nautica

 

[REF-E-MB]

UPDATE: My mom bought the, "it's not mine I was holding it for a friend" bit. So I won't be getting tested, Thank God.

I'm on Eq and Sust right now, Fina gets added next week.

Thanks for all the help bros!!!

 

[boss]

is it me or does everyone live with their parents??? if thats the case im moving back!! i know alot of 28 yr old guys doing that.......or im moving in with some on here, we can split groceries and gear........

 

[haxedout]

lol

 

[Hbone]

How old are you anyway? If you live with mom you gotta play by her rules.

 

[alwysgetnbigga]

i though most steriod tests were around $1500. she got that much to spend on a test? She must really want u out. lol

 

[uwanafight2]

my parents were going to try that... they said the hospital was going to do it for like 400 bucks!! never happended.. but just last week they found my stash again..opppsshah

cya
uwanafight2

 

[Swoleyoley]

You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To INJECCCCCCT

 

[luv2lift!]

LOL!

 

[Flexx]

I agree, how of you people still live at home? I left when I was 18. I know gear can be expensive but surley you can find a roommate to split bills with.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Have you even considered acting like a man and going to your mom and saying, "Mom, I lied to you. I use steroids. I know you don't want me to do this... so respectfully I think it is time I move out."

 

[REF-E-MB]

I'll be moving out in about three months when I transfer schools. I'm 19 and am going to a local college because my grades weren't good enough to go where I would have liked. Anyway, there was no sense in spending money on a room when I could live 10 minutes from school and drive to classes in the morning. Maybe once I move out I'll tell her-but if I get kicked out I don't have anywhere to stay. My lease on my apartment doesn't begin until late May-so that is why I live home.

 

[Mr_Pincushonass]

Get a buddy to piss in a bottle and bring it with you to the piss test and fill the container with that. Blood test? Drink lots of water lol. Kidding.

 

[justwannagetsum]

I was tested for steroids a few months ago. I was taking dbol at the time. Anyway, I proceeded to drink about 6 liters of water 4hours before the test. by the time I was to be tested , the previous 15 times I pissed it was totally clear. I gave them a totally clear urine(I should have taken vitamin E i think to color). Test came back negative. Good luck

 

[SofaGeorge]

I was tested for steroids a few months ago. I was taking dbol at the time. Anyway, I proceeded to drink about 6 liters of water 4hours before the test. by the time I was to be tested , the previous 15 times I pissed it was totally clear. I gave them a totally clear urine(I should have taken vitamin E i think to color). Test came back negative. Good luck

I used to work in a halfway house about 20 years ago. I gave thousands of urine tests. The standard for the type of testing most non-Olympic situations have is very easily beaten by this method. We called it 'flooding' the test. Little known secret... on drug tests they do not test you for the presence of the drug in your system... they test you for the amount. The way I would describe it is like this... a standard test can pick up any trace of marijuana on a scale of 1-500. A test result of 15 would show that the test did dectect marijuana in your system, but unless you tested with a concentration of 90 or above... it would not be considered a positive test. (We called this the poppy seed bagel logic. There is a minor amount of opiate in poppy seed bagels. It could give a positve indication of say 7 on a test... but heroin use would show up as 120 and above.)

Flooding the test plain and simple dilutes the results and almost always results in negative drug tests... unless someone is being really stupid.

 

[nautica]

True about flooding the urine. But now they also test for creatinine in the urine to make sure it has not been flooded. Now instead of coming back negative they will retest, at a time when you can not.

But there are ways to spike your creatinine levels also

Nautica