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big_boy_1
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Couldnt find many steroid jokes in google, so had to define some terms...
you post some too!
Steroid dictionary
Anadrol: steroid taken before learning that doesn´t have great genetics.
Bulking cycle: common answer when bodybuilders get questioned about their inmoderate fat gain.
Chromosome mutation: pro-level term for experimental drugs.
Crash-cycle, aka all-out cycle: transformation, well, attempt to transformate overnight for a spring break.
Cutting cycle: attempt to reduce in 4-8 weeks the fat you have gained in 20-40 years.
Danger-threshold: Larger doses than one is currently using.
Deca-dick: temporary impotence, usually claimed when drunk, or past 50s.
DNP: the last step before you accepting being genetically prone to obesity.
Extended warm-up: low intensity workouts, that usually extend for the entire workout.
Fake: all the gear you take once gains stop.
Forums: places where you discuss what you already knew.
Gay-stripper: anyone who can afford more drugs than us.
Gyno: When you ask yourself why you belittled those ancillaries.
Injury: usual explanation for a lagging bodypart.
Locker-room: doping place where nobody actually injects.
Megadoses: compensation for underdosing, see "underdosed".
Natural testosterone: "reason" for baldness alleged by those genetically prone to it.
Off-cycle: period between steroid cycles to allow the body and mostly the wallet to recover.
Oral-only: when you couldnt afford a hooker´s full-service.
PCT: Time when glances and looks from other people at the gym make you paranoid.
Pro-hormones: explanation given to other members of the gym, when asked about steroid use.
Professional, pro: top-level bodybuilder who actually has jobs on the side, to support himself.
Rage, roid-rage: explanation or apology usually given by bodybuilders who refuse to accept they have to grow-up.
Scar-tissue: popular term for synthol abuse.
Source: what that guy wanted to ask after two months being clingy at the gym.
Steroid-guru: everyone when answers naive newbie questions.
Underdosed: usual explanation for megadoses.
Water retention: term usually confused with muscle gain, specially among beginners, when they hit the scales.
By big_boy_1
you post some too!
Steroid dictionary
Anadrol: steroid taken before learning that doesn´t have great genetics.
Bulking cycle: common answer when bodybuilders get questioned about their inmoderate fat gain.
Chromosome mutation: pro-level term for experimental drugs.
Crash-cycle, aka all-out cycle: transformation, well, attempt to transformate overnight for a spring break.
Cutting cycle: attempt to reduce in 4-8 weeks the fat you have gained in 20-40 years.
Danger-threshold: Larger doses than one is currently using.
Deca-dick: temporary impotence, usually claimed when drunk, or past 50s.
DNP: the last step before you accepting being genetically prone to obesity.
Extended warm-up: low intensity workouts, that usually extend for the entire workout.
Fake: all the gear you take once gains stop.
Forums: places where you discuss what you already knew.
Gay-stripper: anyone who can afford more drugs than us.
Gyno: When you ask yourself why you belittled those ancillaries.
Injury: usual explanation for a lagging bodypart.
Locker-room: doping place where nobody actually injects.
Megadoses: compensation for underdosing, see "underdosed".
Natural testosterone: "reason" for baldness alleged by those genetically prone to it.
Off-cycle: period between steroid cycles to allow the body and mostly the wallet to recover.
Oral-only: when you couldnt afford a hooker´s full-service.
PCT: Time when glances and looks from other people at the gym make you paranoid.
Pro-hormones: explanation given to other members of the gym, when asked about steroid use.
Professional, pro: top-level bodybuilder who actually has jobs on the side, to support himself.
Rage, roid-rage: explanation or apology usually given by bodybuilders who refuse to accept they have to grow-up.
Scar-tissue: popular term for synthol abuse.
Source: what that guy wanted to ask after two months being clingy at the gym.
Steroid-guru: everyone when answers naive newbie questions.
Underdosed: usual explanation for megadoses.
Water retention: term usually confused with muscle gain, specially among beginners, when they hit the scales.
By big_boy_1
