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Stefka

with a name like stefka you are probably a solid 5/10.

lestat would hit it.
 
javaguru said:
Details....
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Drunk mother, stoned brother, pissed off father – me sitting staring in disbelief. Madness – total madness. My father called us all genetically defective. God, it is great to be home.
 
Stefka said:
Drunk mother, stoned brother, pissed off father – me sitting staring in disbelief. Madness – total madness. My father called us all genetically defective. God, it is great to be home.
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you're Kelly Osbourne??
 
Stefka said:
The situation I am witnessing is worse than anything on the Osbournes. Christ.
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do you have pictures of your ass?

send them over. they won't make you feel any better, but they'll probably make me smile.
 
Stefka said:
I go to law school in the mid-west, my parents live in the west, I've been in Costa Rica for the last month.
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condescending snot alert!!!
 
swole said:
do you have pictures of your ass?

send them over. they won't make you feel any better, but they'll probably make me smile.
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Thanks for being true to EF form - hit us when we are vulnerable. No ass pics just yet - but things could always get worse.
 
jack_schitt said:
Can you post pics of said dysfunctional family?
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My brother was actually taking some of my mom as she was falling on her ass. I'd feel bad posting them though. They are my family.
 
jack_schitt said:
I wanna see an ass pic, with the dysfunctional family in the back ground.
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lol nice
 
Stefka said:
My brother was actually taking some of my mom as she was falling on her ass. I'd feel bad posting them though. They are my family.
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Just post them, don't be scared. You're among friends who do not judge.
 
Ok - everyone is in bed now...
I am a 26-year-old law student. My family is nuts. I have pretty hair and a nice ass. I'm southern born but I've been living in the mid west and on the west coast for the last few years. Anything else you would like to know?
 
Stefka said:
Ok - everyone is in bed now...
I am a 26-year-old law student. My family is nuts. I have pretty hair and a nice ass. I'm southern born but I've been living in the mid west and on the west coast for the last few years. Anything else you would like to know?
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do you like to be choked during sex?

where in the mid west?
 
jack_schitt said:
Just post them, don't be scared. You're among friends who do not judge.
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I'd be disappointed if you didn't judge.
If it were a friend I would post the pics in a second - but this is my mom.
I'm still in shock from that whole scene. Damn.
 
Do you have any experience with green Jell-O or farm animals? How about peanut butter, do you like peanut butter?
 
jack_schitt said:
Do you have any experience with green Jell-O or farm animals? How about peanut butter, do you like peanut butter?
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Sexual experiences? no
I've eaten green jello and worked on a farm.
I dont really like peanut butter.
 
samoth said:
I think 95% of EF is either from the east cost or Michigan.

I'm probably the only Wisconsin bor on this board, lol.



:cow:
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I noticed that. There are a ton of Michigan folk here.
There is a girl from WI who only posts on the women's board - badgergirl.
 
jack_schitt said:
What brought you to EF?
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I've been a dancer most of my life and I've always been interested in gaining more info on fitness and diet. I started out on the women's forum - great ladies over there. But sadly I discovered C&C and got sucked in.
 
Stefka said:
I've been a dancer most of my life and I've always been interested in gaining more info on fitness and diet. I started out on the women's forum - great ladies over there. But sadly I discovered C&C and got sucked in.
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Yeah, that tends to happen. What kind of dancer were you? Stripper? What was your favorite sleazy outfit to wear on stage? Have you met our friend Slat yet?
 
jack_schitt said:
Yeah, that tends to happen. What kind of dancer were you? Stripper? What was your favorite sleazy outfit to wear on stage? Have you met our friend Slat yet?
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No, I was a ballet and modern dancer. There was one period of my life when I was broke and considered stripping but I never did it. I haven't met Slat but he probably wouldn't like me - I keep my clothes on and I dont like cocaine.
 
Stefka said:
No, I was a ballet and modern dancer. There was one period of my life when I was broke and considered stripping but I never did it. I haven't met Slat but he probably wouldn't like me - I keep my clothes on and I dont like cocaine.
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No no...Slat is one of the most squeaky clean cats we have around here. Seriously.

It pains me to ask these pressing questions (I hate this part), but we will need the EF essentials...

1. Hair color
2. Hair length
3. Eye color
4. Height
5. Weight
6. Measurements
7. Shaved or waxed
8. Crumple or fold
9. C3-PO or Robbie the Robot
10. Stance on foreign policy
 
1. Hair color - Brown
2. Hair length - Down to my waist
3. Eye color - blue green
4. Height - 5'6"
5. Weight - 120-125
6. Measurements - I'm not breaking out the tape measurer now but I am a B cup - small waist - ghetto bootie
7. Shaved or waxed - waxed
8. Crumple or fold - I don’t know what that means
9. C3-PO or Robbie the Robot - Umm, C3-PO
10. Stance on foreign policy – Don’t get me started…Seriously – I’ll bitch and bitch and bore you all.
 
Stefka said:
1. Hair color - Brown
2. Hair length - Down to my waist
3. Eye color - blue green
4. Height - 5'6"
5. Weight - 120-125
6. Measurements - I'm not breaking out the tape measurer now but I am a B cup - small waist - ghetto bootie
7. Shaved or waxed - waxed
8. Crumple or fold - I don’t know what that means
9. C3-PO or Robbie the Robot - Umm, C3-PO
10. Stance on foreign policy – Don’t get me started…Seriously – I’ll bitch and bitch and bore you all.
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Ok, we don't want any boredom, so disregard item #10. "Crumple or fold" refers to your toilet paper technique (don't blame me, I didn't make up these questions).

Ok, moving right along...

Are you a romantic, or more of a hard edged kinda gal? Have you ever been in a fist fight? When was the last time you hit someone with a golf club?
 
jack_schitt said:
Ok, we don't want any boredom, so disregard item #10. "Crumple or fold" refers to your toilet paper technique (don't blame me, I didn't make up these questions).

Ok, moving right along...

Are you a romantic, or more of a hard edged kinda gal? Have you ever been in a fist fight? When was the last time you hit someone with a golf club?
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Ok - so for #10 I am a fold

I act very hard edge but deep down I think I might be kind of a romantic

I was in a fist fight (or more like a kicking hair pulling girl fight) when I was 13.

I have never hit anyone with a golf club
 
Stefka said:
Ok - so for #10 I am a fold

I act very hard edge but deep down I think I might be kind of a romantic

I was in a fist fight (or more like a kicking hair pulling girl fight) when I was 13.

I have never hit anyone with a golf club
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Interesting.

You mad mention of Vicodin in a different thread...are we to assume that you indulge yourself in said opiate to extremes? Is it because you need an escape from your crazy family?

Tell us, if you can, a little more about your experience as a law student. What made you chose this field, and do you find that your peers in law school respect you as a woman, or dismiss you as a future housewife who hasn't yet found her true calling?

Also, where do you stash your pills?
 
jack_schitt said:
Interesting.

You mad mention of Vicodin in a different thread...are we to assume that you indulge yourself in said opiate to extremes? Is it because you need an escape from your crazy family?

Tell us, if you can, a little more about your experience as a law student. What made you chose this field, and do you find that your peers in law school respect you as a woman, or dismiss you as a housewife who hasn't yet found her true calling?

Also, where do you stash your pills?
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No - I am a good drug-free girl. But if I had a vicodin prescription I wouldnt puke up the pill.

Law school is hard but I like it. I'm kind of a nerd - I've always been into research and writing and I just thought I would be a good lawyer. I'm not a housewife by any means (no kids, no spouse, no house), the average entering age in my school is 25 and we are just about 50% men 50% women.

All the pills I have I have a prescription for so there is no need to stash them anywhere.
 
Whats your feeling on illegal class III substances like steroids? Have you ever dated anyone who was on harpooning themselves on a weekly basis, and injecting synthetic hormones?

Who do you feel is the craziest person in your family and why?

What's your moms favorite booze when she hits the sauce?
 
jack_schitt said:
Whats your feeling on illegal class III substances like steroids? Have you ever dated anyone who was on harpooning themselves on a weekly basis, and injecting synthetic hormones?

Who do you feel is the craziest person in your family and why?

What's your moms favorite booze when she hits the sauce?
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I'm not really sure what I think about steriods. I'd never do them, but I've done plenty of other crazy things to make my body do what I wanted it to do so I cant judge.

I've never dated a guy on steroids. I've dated a guy who was harpooning himself on at least a daily basis, but it wasn't steroids. That sucked.

I think I am the craziest person in my family. I have serious self esteem issues and I'm super self destructive and there is really no reason for me to be so off.

Mom likes wine and lots of it - but she'll drink whatever is around.
 
Stefka said:
I'm not really sure what I think about steriods. I'd never do them, but I've done plenty of other crazy things to make my body do what I wanted it to do so I cant judge.

I've never dated a guy on steroids. I've dated a guy who was harpooning himself on at least a daily basis, but it wasn't steroids. That sucked.

I think I am the craziest person in my family. I have serious self esteem issues and I'm super self destructive and there is really no reason for me to be so off.

Mom likes wine and lots of it - but she'll drink whatever is around.
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Now, explain to me these self esteem issues...what would make you self destructive?

You dated a dude that was injecting drugs intravenously? What was his name?

What's your favorite color?
 
jack_schitt said:
Now, explain to me these self esteem issues...what would make you self destructive?

You dated a dude that was injecting drugs intravenously? What was his name?

What's your favorite color?
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I dont know where my self esteem issues came from. Nothing is ever good enough for me.
I am a perfectionist control freak but nothing is ever perfect so I get pissed and self destructive. I guess I'm one of those all or nothing types.

Fucked up ex-boyfriend. Sorry, I'm not giving his name...but I like to call him satan. I still really hate that guy.

Hmmmm, favorite color...I love silver and green.
 
Stefka said:
I dont know where my self esteem issues came from. Nothing is ever good enough for me.
I am a perfectionist control freak but nothing is ever perfect so I get pissed and self destructive. I guess I'm one of those all or nothing types.

Fucked up ex-boyfriend. Sorry, I'm not giving his name...but I like to call him satan. I still really hate that guy.

Hmmmm, favorite color...I love silver and green.
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Hate is a strong word...lets move on to something a little more light hearted.

When was the last time you did a beer bong all the way down the stairs at a college party, and then dove into the pool hoping a wet t-shirt contest would soon break out?

How do you feel about the RAZR phone? Are you any good at texting?
 
I think it's time to make a new female alter and bring her up in the rankings!
 
Stefka said:
I dont know where my self esteem issues came from. Nothing is ever good enough for me.
I am a perfectionist control freak but nothing is ever perfect so I get pissed and self destructive. I guess I'm one of those all or nothing types.

Fucked up ex-boyfriend. Sorry, I'm not giving his name...but I like to call him satan. I still really hate that guy.

Hmmmm, favorite color...I love silver and green.
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Thanks for not mentioning my name....
 
jack_schitt said:
Hate is a strong word...lets move on to something a little more light hearted.

When was the last time you did a beer bong all the way down the stairs at a college party, and then dove into the pool hoping a wet t-shirt contest would soon break out?

How do you feel about the RAZR phone? Are you any good at texting?
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Good morning.

Um, last Wednesday

I have no feelings about the RAZR. My dad and brother have one and they like it. My old roommate told me that they suck and they are not ergonomic and that hers hurts her ear. I dont spend much time texting but I am good at everything - so yes, I am good at texting. I need a new cell phone.
 
Stefka said:
Good morning.

Um, last Wednesday

I have no feelings about the RAZR. My dad and brother have one and they like it. My old roommate told me that they suck and they are not ergonomic and that hers hurts her ear. I dont spend much time texting but I am good at everything - so yes, I am good at texting. I need a new cell phone.
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:chomp:
 
was your last boyfriends name.... peter or is that your current one?
 
Stefka said:
Ok - everyone is in bed now...
I am a 26-year-old law student. My family is nuts. I have pretty hair and a nice ass. I'm southern born but I've been living in the mid west and on the west coast for the last few years. Anything else you would like to know?
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How many doods did you bone in Costa Rica?
 
Stefka said:
huh?
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Good afternoon. I see you've taken the time to answer a few more questions. That was very good of you. Stay tuned...myself and others will have various other questions. Answer them immediately, and you will be allowed further C&C posting rights.
 
Ok, there is a little argument on the PM circuit that is going to require proof that you are actually a female. Although I voted AGAINST, I'm afraid I lost the battle with the other members. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to post pics of yourself.

Preferably holding a piece of paper with your name and Elite Fitness written on it.

I tried my best to prevent this.
 
jack_schitt said:
Ok, there is a little argument on the PM circuit that is going to require proof that you are actually a female. Although I voted AGAINST, I'm afraid I lost the battle with the other members. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to post pics of yourself.

Preferably holding a piece of paper with your name and Elite Fitness written on it.

I tried my best to prevent this.
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+1
 
jack_schitt said:
Ok, there is a little argument on the PM circuit that is going to require proof that you are actually a female. Although I voted AGAINST, I'm afraid I lost the battle with the other members. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to post pics of yourself.

Preferably holding a piece of paper with your name and Elite Fitness written on it.

I tried my best to prevent this.
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bro you gotta tap into the pm circut main frame
the pics are there bro, use your inner eye
 
jack_schitt said:
Ok, there is a little argument on the PM circuit that is going to require proof that you are actually a female. Although I voted AGAINST, I'm afraid I lost the battle with the other members. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to post pics of yourself.

Preferably holding a piece of paper with your name and Elite Fitness written on it.

I tried my best to prevent this.
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Thanks for fighting the good fight on my behalf. I think I may post a pic - not just any pic but a visor pic. I'll get back to you.
 
Stefka said:
Thanks for fighting the good fight on my behalf. I think I may post a pic - not just any pic but a visor pic. I'll get back to you.
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Make it quick...I got a few things to do today.
 
jack_schitt said:
I'm working, and it's going to rain.

Ok. What was the latest dysfunction?
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We had a family meeting.
We are all wonderful and special.
Then....
My brother and I went out to the casino...
I am loaded and down $60...
 
Stefka said:
We had a family meeting.
We are all wonderful and special.
Then....
My brother and I went out to the casino...
I am loaded and down $60...
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Lots of heavy drinkers in your family, yes? Which casino did you go to?
 
Yes, that would have been a long drive to the El Dorado had you been in MI.

So you and your sibling got smashed, yes? Were you escorted out of the casino for counting cards, or did you leave voluntarily after about 20 beers a piece?
 
jack_schitt said:
Yes, that would have been a long drive to the El Dorado had you been in MI.

So you and your sibling got smashed, yes? Were you escorted out of the casino for counting cards, or did you leave voluntarily after about 20 beers a piece?
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We lost our money
entered a bar
made friends with the band
drank many shots with the band
then went home
 
Stefka said:
We lost our money
entered a bar
made friends with the band
drank many shots with the band
then went home
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Who were you most attracted to in the band? The drummer, right?

Also, you should leave a pic of yourself in my karma for taking you under my wing and giving you more exposure in C&C.
 
jack_schitt said:
Who were you most attracted to in the band? The drummer, right?

Also, you should leave a pic of yourself in my karma for taking you under my wing and giving you more exposure in C&C.
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They were all to old for me - but they had some good Willie Nelson stories.
 
Stefka said:
They were all to old for me - but they had some good Willie Nelson stories.
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Well, I'm glad you stayed away from those awful pervs. You're safer here on EF.

Ok. Of the following, what item makes you feel the most comfortable as a woman :

a. Frying pan
b. Vacuum cleaner
c. Waffle iron
d. Credid card

Also...who the hell is Willie Nelson?
 
jack_schitt said:
Well, I'm glad you stayed away from those awful pervs. You're safer here on EF.

Ok. Of the following, what item makes you feel the most comfortable as a woman :

a. Frying pan
b. Vacuum cleaner
c. Waffle iron
d. Credid card

Also...who the hell is Willie Nelson?
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e. pepper spray
 
Stefka said:
e. pepper spray
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I tried that stuff on myself once and it had little effect...it just made me sneeze a few times.

I can tell you have a violent streak in you though...what was the worst thing you've ever done to someone from a violence standpoint? Have you ever drawn blood?
 
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