SSME'S "squat day"

[smallmovesal]

the other day, SSME came into my women's gym with pasties and rainbow shorts on. on his shoulder, he carried a ghettoblaster, and slung over his arm were some old school chuck taylor aqua converse all stars with the laces tied together. for some reason he also found it necessary to wear ear muffs in the balmy environment of the gym. taped to the ghetto blaster was a picture of gerardo, which was apparent since a big heart had been drawn around it in marker and read "ssme+gerardo=true love".

he proceeded to the nearest bench and began putting on his cons while bopping his head to a mysterious non-existent beat.
after tying up his shoes, he proceeded to the smith machine and put down the ghetto, plugged it in, and pressed play.

as he began squatting, "baby got back" began to play in the ghetto and ssme began grunting loudly and screaming, "come on big booty, big money, big money," as if it were some sort of muscular wheel of fortune.

as he finished up, he nodded to the staring crowd that had formed, picked up his gear, and proceeded to leave. at this time, i noticed on the back of his shorts he had stitched into them "sweet cheeks".

 

[MrMuscle]

why dont you just fuck him allready and get over with it

 

[MommaKin]

"Da Pope"
lol
Cute
It makes me happy to see you're doing good, Al

sizeme and his harem...
lol

 

[frorider6]

*crickets chirping*

 

[smallmovesal]

hey there bitch tits.. i saw a pic of you bench pressing the other day...

way to work dem pecs!

 

[supersizeme]

Well shittles...that's the last time I ever hold my main event Leg Day up in Canada. Abd Smalls don't think I didn't see you hiding behind a swiss ball watching this whole thing thinking "damn that's most fruitylicious and bubbly ass I've ever seen." while furiously flicking the bean. That rhymed.

Anyways props for breaking out "Seminar," one of the greatest albums of all time put out by SMA. I won't give you any shit the fact that "Baby got back" isn't on that album, but it did include classic hits such as "Beepers" and "My Hooptie." I'm all about some fila and gortex.

I said "put out."

 

[smallmovesal]

if only frorider had the dedication to his pecs that you do for your squats...

although he does seem to be workin it in his pic...

i know i like big butts isn't on that one... i just liked the cover a lot.

i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

 

[supersizeme]

Probably not, but my gas mask and rustproof tongs should arrive via UPS any day now. You let me know when the ball gag and neck tourniquet you ordered arrive so we can do this like Brutus.

 

[supersizeme]

Oh shit look at me completely forget "I Got Game" off Seminar. By far the best song at that album. I suggest all of you download it immediately, but listen to it while on stilts because it sounds better that way.

Al can you post week 1 and week 5 pics of your honeypot so I can see how anavar affects the female body.

peas?

Here's a little somethin' for you whacked out suckers
Rollin' twenty-third, sellin' dope to cluckers
Your bank is thick, but you got no game
Spittin' at freaks runnin' superfly slang
I'm pullin' up the ave' hard as hell
In a droptop 'vette with a greenwood tail
Girls are jockin', lookin' for a knockin'
Smart investments, keep me clockin'
You know a 'vette only got two seats
Just enough room for a player and a freak
Rollin' in the park, 'n I seen this cutey
L.A. face, with a Oakland booty
She's on tip, but I'm playin' that role
Talkin' to the home boys, showin' my gold
Skeez on bell, levi smell
I'm spittin' that game, and I'm spittin' it well
Rolled up, pulled up on the girly
"Girl you wanna ride in my 'vette?"
"Why surely!"
That's right baby, blowin' me a kiss
Thinkin' Mixalot gonna make you rich
Highside, highside, vapors that's right
Can't get play 'cause my games so tight
Now she's wit' it, skirts in effect
Layin' on the back-a my 'vette
I got game, I got game, You know I got game, I got game

 

[smallmovesal]

fro said i could borrow his

 

[smallmovesal]

Oh shit look at me completely forget "I Got Game" off Seminar. By far the best song at that album.

Al can you post week 1 and week 5 pics of your honeypot so I can see how anavar affects the female body.

peas?

LOL!

my bottom? i have a week four pic of my booty on the week four thread (that incidentally is now locked).

believe you me, it wasn't a pretty site before but is improving.

 

[supersizeme]

can you describe in excrutiating detail what you mean by "not a pretty site(sic)?" was your honeypot being colonized by fungal immigrants? the clippers broke and the landing strip quickly turned into a field of wheat? certain erogenous zones increased in size and turned camel toe into camel hump?? please share, al. it's just you and i here on this thread...i promise.

 

[smallmovesal]

man my spelling has gone to shit being on this board... "site" indeed.

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

 

[Trance]

man my spelling has gone to shit being on this board... "site" indeed.

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[supersizeme]

man my spelling has gone to shit being on this board... "site" indeed.

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

LOL!!!

i just sent that one to my mom

 

[smallmovesal]

A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the
woman behind the counter and shouts, "open the safe!"
"But this is not a real bank!" the woman replies "it's a "sperm" bank."
"Open the safe or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.
The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.
"Now take one of the bottles and drink it.", he says.
"But sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot. "Now take
another bottle and drink it."
"But sir, I just drank one!"
"Drink another one or I'll shoot you!"
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
When she has emptied it the man now takes off his mask and
the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.
"Now you see, Honey", he says, "it isn't so difficult, is it?"

 

[supersizeme]

hey how come you are Da Pope and not Mad Scientist

 

[smallmovesal]

Poor little Johnny had been blind from birth. One night,
before he went to bed, his mother told him that the next day
was very special. She told him that if he prayed very hard
to god, he'd be able to see when he woke up. Johnny was
very excited and prayed very hard for two hours.
The next morning, Johnny's mum came into his room. She
smiled at her son and said. "Wake up Johnny. Open your
eyes and all of your prayers will be answered!"
Johnny opened his eyes and started screaming. "Mother!
mother! I still can't see!"
"I know darling." said his mother. "April Fool!"

 

[smallmovesal]

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking.
A British guy pulls over, rolls down the window, and says,
"Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"