ssme will you be my valentine?

[smallmovesal]

 

[supersizeme]

I don't know how I could say no to....whatever the fuck that is. Where are you taking me to dinner?

 

[HighIntensity]

the above statue is what would happen if St. Patrick got analy intruded but St. Valentine

 

[smallmovesal]

it's a lawn gnome silly...

and you're taking me to carl's jr in LA

 

[supersizeme]

lol one day i will understand the method behind your jpg assaults. did you do a yahoo search for "picture of a star mascot with black man" ??

what time are you picking me up and where are my mf'ing roses??

 

[frorider6]

Typical chick move. Asks you out and expects you to pay.

 

[smallmovesal]

that's the carl's jr guy...

hey now fro i paid for that lovely gnome...

here are your roses biatch (if you can get past that woman)

 

[supersizeme]

in my attempt to get my rose from that woman, we ended up falling for each other. she told me she does it in the butt. you have competition now, how are you going to woo me and my magnificent piece back?

 

[smallmovesal]

i ain't much for sexin these days, but i imagine this for the meantime:

John Woo, Mariposa
Midori Splash

1 oz. (30 ml.) Midori

1/2 oz. (15 ml.) Banana Liqueur

4 oz. (120 ml.) Fresh squeeze lemonade

Splash of 7-Up

2 Mint leaves

Flash blend

*Banana dolphins as garnish

 

[supersizeme]

Alright well let me know when my chocolates arrive.

Sweets for the Sweet... This fabric covered heart shaped box contains chocolate crunch hearts, 10 pillow packs of flavored lubricant, and a 7in Pink Jelly Vibe.