SSME finally grows tired of the so-called...

[The Shadow]

..."tree stump" dildos and decides to engineer one himself.

 

[WODIN]

The Story of a young man and his giant all natural dildo.

 

[frorider6]

I doubt that's actually SSMe. If it was, he'd have his head buryed into the imaginary pee hole on the top. I have it on good authority that he likes to be peed on.

 

[WODIN]

I doubt that's actually SSMe. If it was, he'd have his head buryed into the imaginary pee hole on the top. I have it on good authority that he likes to be peed on.

"Good Authority" - Translation: I was down loading some Golden shower Videos last night off of Scathoes.com and I found one of SSME that even made me want to shower.

 

[frorider6]

"Good Authority" - Translation: I was down loading some Golden shower Videos last night off of Scathoes.com and I found one of SSME that even made me want to shower.

Hey! How did you know that...... ummmmm........ I mean. That wasn't me. One of my friends in 3rd period has a gay brother in college and he told us. And he lives in Canada so you can't ask him.

 

[supersizeme]

it's amazing how often i am getting caught in these compromising situations that get photographed, slapped on the internet, and then posted on elite for all my friends to see who once had a shriveled nutsaq worth of respect for me until pics like this surface. i can't really explain this one, it was just so big and cuddly and reminded me of Fozzy Bear. when it all comes down to it, we all just really want to be held. stop denying yourself this basic necessity of life even should it be coming from a large ice dong.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hold me