Spring Break!!! Urgent!

[THEGAME187]

Whats up guys, i just booked a Spring Break trip at the last second, i got 2 weeks to slice up a little im lookin to lose 10 to 15 i weigh 230lbs right now at 5"9 can u guys give me some tips or a DIET PLEASE!!! ITS URGENT im kinda cut now just wanna be stredded! So guys if u can help i would appreciate it! I heard dandly line root and shit like that im on Fina but im just gaining size and strength on it! K talk to u guys later!

 

[genarr3]

LOL

 

[Dirty Boy]

Guaranteed to lose 20lbs!!!

Use a laxative BUT multiply the dosage by 4, then use a diuretic. You'll be in business!

possible sides: you might die


or..

Cut off your right leg.

possible sides: bleeding to death, looking like a fucking freak who just cut off his own leg.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Dont they sell some shit a GNC like that? I think its straight Prune Juice.

 

[MadCow1]

im on Fina but im just gaining size and strength on it!

Confucious says a closed mouth consumes less food.

 

[serge]

did somebody say DNP???

 

[strong island]

You can lose 10 pounds of weight...but you want to lose 10 pounds of fat.

Not going to happen.

 

[strong island]

Hey Dirty Boy...

That was fucking hilarious..

 

[strong island]

You could try a straight ketogenic diet straight through.

You could lose 10 pounds of which 5 COULD be fat.

CARDIO CARDIO while on. You will lose muscle...but we're talking about Spring Break.

Get started immediately!!!

Just think of all the hotties that'll be there.

GOOD LUCK