spoting bitches from ways away and then are ugly

[tiger88]

god i hate that


u walking


u think u see a fine ass chic

then u get close and she aint jack shit


plus i got bad eyes


i do this alot when i drive u see some girl drive by and she looks decent then u see her a stop light and she is broken down lookin



i once saw a dude with a pony tail and i thought it was chic


i still get shit about that from my freinds

 

[Dial_tone]

as my old roommate used to say "distance was her best asset".

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i hate when i see a chick in a car and she's got a decent looking face, so i'm waiting to see the rest of her.

she gets out of the car and has an ass so big you wanna hurl.

 

[Dougly]

Good from afar, but far from good.

 

[Becoming]

good from far but far from good, LOL

 

[Seashell]

We call those "transformers".. happens in the club too.. poor lighting.

 

[tiger88]

We call those "transformers".. happens in the club too.. poor lighting.

lol


why u all sad in your avatar?

 

[Becoming]

why u all sad in your avatar?

seriously - it is like the ghost of seashells unhappy past...

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

i use the term '10 footer'

like you use with different types of paint jobs on cars.

'oh that's a nice paint job... a real good 10-footer'

 

[Paulo]

why u all sad in your avatar?

because I have rejected her numerous marriage proposals.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

from far away it looked like she was.........................hot

but up close you see she is ................................not

 

[Deterass]

lol


why u all sad in your avatar?

She misses me!

 

[tiger88]

She misses me!

action movement : deteras1 slips off his wedding ring and take a spray of banocka :



and makes sure his fly is zipped up and the velco on his shoes is striaght lined up

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lol


why u all sad in your avatar?

cause she hasn't been with me yet

 

[Dougly]

Also called Mileormores and Blockormores.
As in looks good from a ...

 

[Deterass]

cause she hasn't been with me yet

I'll kick your ass!!!!She's mine!

 

[Werd]

LOL as if the same doesn't apply for guys.

One thing I have to say in defense of guys though. I have seen many a hottie look downright SCARY without "the mask". I couldn't imagine going to sleep with one girl, but then waking to another one altogether!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

its even worse when you see one with huge beautiful tits and she has a face ugly enough to stop a clock...

 

[hardrock]

action movement : deteras1 slips off his wedding ring and take a spray of banocka :



and makes sure his fly is zipped up and the velco on his shoes is striaght lined up

LMAO. Don't forget comb through feathered hair.

 

[jerkbox]

action movement : deteras1 slips off his wedding ring and take a spray of banocka :



and makes sure his fly is zipped up and the velco on his shoes is striaght lined up

LMAO

 

[Robert Jan]

I'm slighltly near sighted and dont always wear my contacts. nuff said.