spider-man or superman?

[coldblue1955]

who you wanna hang out with?

 

[coldblue1955]

spider-man here.

 

[Austin316]

SUperman is lame, so are his villains.. Spider Man all the way

 

[buffer1]

diggerman is bigger than those two,lol

 

[javaguru]

Spiderman, hands down...

 

[coldblue1955]

well spidey wins here!

 

[javaguru]

well spidey wins here!

Of course, much more relatable to comic nerds....

 

[mustang_00]

i pick superman!!!

he can fly, has super breath,heat vision, xray vision, super hearing, strength, he's almost invulnerable (kryptonite) i'm sure i'm missing other things too. Reasons for picking him are.

1. Bar buddy. Of course i'd have to pick up drinking and running my mouth to take advantage of it.
2. If i spot a hot girl at the club and i'm curious about her body i can have him use his xray vision/microscope vision to both check the goods and look for std's.
3. If i see those girls who wear those really skimpy thin shirts i can have him use his super breath (cold) to give them THO's and if they have matching tiny skimpy skirts on i can have him blow them up to see the goods.
4. He could listen in on conversations the ones where the girl is like "god i need to get fucked" then BAM i'm right behind her.
5. If i came home drunk and hungry and i kept bitching about how the water was taking forever to boil for my blue box blues, he could just heat that shit up with his eyes!
6. I could take him to vegas and he can xray vision the cards so i win everytime. maybe i could finally go plat on here
7. He could fly really fast around earth to travel back in time and judo chop me for writing this.

Little does he know as soon as he does that i'm picking spiderman!
7.

 

[Assertive Guy]

i pick superman!!!

he can fly, has super breath,heat vision, xray vision, super hearing, strength, he's almost invulnerable (kryptonite) i'm sure i'm missing other things too. Reasons for picking him are.

1. Bar buddy. Of course i'd have to pick up drinking and running my mouth to take advantage of it.
2. If i spot a hot girl at the club and i'm curious about her body i can have him use his xray vision/microscope vision to both check the goods and look for std's.
3. If i see those girls who wear those really skimpy thin shirts i can have him use his super breath (cold) to give them THO's and if they have matching tiny skimpy skirts on i can have him blow them up to see the goods.
4. He could listen in on conversations the ones where the girl is like "god i need to get fucked" then BAM i'm right behind her.
5. If i came home drunk and hungry and i kept bitching about how the water was taking forever to boil for my blue box blues, he could just heat that shit up with his eyes!
6. I could take him to vegas and he can xray vision the cards so i win everytime. maybe i could finally go plat on here
7. He could fly really fast around earth to travel back in time and judo chop me for writing this.

Little does he know as soon as he does that i'm picking spiderman!
7.

You know, they both live double lives, and Im not sure they were happy, so neither.

 

[Only1eagle]

The Tick! He would be the best one to hang with

 

[Sean Scott]

Spidey for sure, he's an Avenger now...

 

[wootoom]

superman never made any money

 

[Cutiebaby]

neither

 

[coldblue1955]

neither

must be a wonder woman fan instead.

 

[AAP]

Spiderman. Superman would be like hanging out with a church librarian. At least Spidey is funny.

 

[coldblue1955]

Spiderman. Superman would be like hanging out with a church librarian. At least Spidey is funny.

yeah. i love his sense of humor.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think Spidey could occasionally be corrupted into "lassoing in" a hot chick for me if I got him drunk enough.