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just wanted to back up my story about my days with m Audi S4....

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I'VE ROUTINELY DONE 160-170 ON MY BIKE AND 150-160 IN MY CAR. PRETTY SCARY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. BUT ALSO A RUSH.




KAYNE
 
rnch said:
......cough....BULLSHIT.....cough:rolleyes:


ACROSS I-55 GOING TO SCHOOL FAGBOY. AND SINCE THEY FINISHED REPAVING THE LOW ROAD (HWY 51), I DO ATLEAST 130 TO 140 EVERY ALMOST EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY MORNINGS ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL SINCE I'M ALWAYS LATE.

THE TRIP TO MY SCHOOL TAKES 40 MINUTES GOING 70-80 MPH. I GET THERE IN 25. SO GO SUCK A DICK BITCH AND ONLY TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
I'VE ROUTINELY DONE 160-170 ON MY BIKE AND 150-160 IN MY CAR. PRETTY SCARY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. BUT ALSO A RUSH.
KAYNE

No coughing involved - I am just calling BULLSHIT plain and simple. Of course, someone could have "tricked" your car out with new gears, and not recalibrated the speedo, which could show 160, when you are doing 135, but I am sure you will dispute that. Anyways, unless you have a C5 or something similiar, NO WAY IN HELL you got your car to 160 - why must you be such a poser???:(
 
kayne what kind of boke do you have?....unless you have like a 1000 i don't see you doing anything over 140....
 
prophet said:
kayne what kind of boke do you have?....unless you have like a 1000 i don't see you doing anything over 140....

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING!!! 140 ISNT SHIT. ANY 600 CAN DO 140 AND THEN SOME!!! I HAD AN F3 WITH SOME WORK AND A DOUBLE R WITH SOME A FEW THINGS. I DID 140 IN MY 93 MUSTANG WHEN IT WAS STOCK. 140 ISNT SHIT. LITTLE SIX CYLINDERS CAN DO THAT SHIT NOWADAYS.


KAYNE
 
dude all i have to say is my friends have bikes.....gsxr600, r6, and an f4,,,, those things would flat out smoke me 0-60 but from 100mph and up wards my car was faster..... my car wasn't stock (i ran a 13.1 quarter) but still those bikes didn't impress me much up top....
 
sceagle said:


No coughing involved - I am just calling BULLSHIT plain and simple. Of course, someone could have "tricked" your car out with new gears, and not recalibrated the speedo, which could show 160, when you are doing 135, but I am sure you will dispute that. Anyways, unless you have a C5 or something similiar, NO WAY IN HELL you got your car to 160 - why must you be such a poser???:(

MY SPEEDOMETER STOPS AT 140. THE 10MPH INCREMENTS ON IT ARE ABOUT HALF AN INCH APART. MY LITTLE ODOMETER NEEDLE IS OVER AN INCH AWAY FROM THE 140 MARK. I BURY THE NEEDLE AT THAT. IF IT HAD MARKERS ON IT, IT WOULD BE AT 160-165. I'M GUESSING I'M DOING 150 WHEN MY NEEDLE IS BURIED AT THAT POINT BECAUSE NO SPEEDOMETER IS PERFECT UNLESS ITS DIGITAL. AND EVEN THEN ITS NOT PERFECT.

AND YES, I HAD WORK ON MY CAR. LOTS OF WORK ON THE CAR. I USED TO RACE THEM. I TOOK OUT THE LOW GEAR RATIO IN THE REAR AND PUT A HIGHWAY RATIO IN IT CUZ OF MY TRIP TO SCHOOL 3 TIMES A WEEK HENCE THE HIGH TOP END.

SO GO POSE THAT BITCH. EAT A DICK. I HATE LIARS, WHY WOULD I BE SOMETHING I HATE.



KAYNE
 
KAYNE I did not know Hyundai Elantra's could run that fast. Must have a straight four in there. Did that tape player come stock with hubs, that has to be the EX package, nice plastic wood grain.
 
the smaller bikes are much better IMO....they are quicker downlow they handle sick and they are easier to drive.
 
160 MPH, that's around 250 km/h..... not impossible to do but damn you better be on one nice highway, no wind.......
 
prophet said:
dude all i have to say is my friends have bikes.....gsxr600, r6, and an f4,,,, those things would flat out smoke me 0-60 but from 100mph and up wards my car was faster..... my car wasn't stock (i ran a 13.1 quarter) but still those bikes didn't impress me much up top....


MAYBE THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. I HAD TOP END SPROCKETS (AMONG OTHER THINGS) ON MINE. I REALLY WASNT WORRIED ABOUT THE BOTTOM END CUZ BIKES ARE FAST ENOUGH ON THE BOTTOM END. I DIDNT RACE THE QUARTER ON A BIKE ANYWAY. TOO DANGEROUS FOR ME.

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE HAVE BIKES THAT DO DAMN CLOSE TO 200MPH. THEY HAVE LOTS OF MONEY INVESTED IN SHIT LIKE TURBOS AND NITROUS THOUGH. I'M NOT THAT MUCH INTO IT TO BE DOING SHIT LIKE THAT.

AND I'M NOT GOING OFF OF SPEEDOMETERS EITHER. WE GET A FEW COP FRIENDS OF OURS TO BRING RADARS.



KAYNE
 
MANNY
GOING TO SCHOOL, I CROSS A BRIDGE THAT IS LIGHTLY TRAVELED AND 24 MILES LONG WITH VERY FEW CURVES. AND THE CURVES THAT ARE THERE ARE VERY LIGHT.



GOLFER
GET IT RIGHT BOY, ITS A GREMLIN. AND I DONT HAVE A TAPE DECK. I GOT AN EIGHT TRACK. BUT ITS MORE LIKE A 6 TRACK CUZ ITS BROKEN.



KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



MAYBE THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. I HAD TOP END SPROCKETS (AMONG OTHER THINGS) ON MINE. I REALLY WASNT WORRIED ABOUT THE BOTTOM END CUZ BIKES ARE FAST ENOUGH ON THE BOTTOM END. I DIDNT RACE THE QUARTER ON A BIKE ANYWAY. TOO DANGEROUS FOR ME.

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE HAVE BIKES THAT DO DAMN CLOSE TO 200MPH. THEY HAVE LOTS OF MONEY INVESTED IN SHIT LIKE TURBOS AND NITROUS THOUGH. I'M NOT THAT MUCH INTO IT TO BE DOING SHIT LIKE THAT.

AND I'M NOT GOING OFF OF SPEEDOMETERS EITHER. WE GET A FEW COP FRIENDS OF OURS TO BRING RADARS.



KAYNE



a minute ago we were talking stock bikes...now you are talking about modded bikes and i don't know whats next? OF COURSE BIKES ARE GENERALLY FASTER THAN CARS THEY WEIGH LIKE 300-450LBS
 
PROPHET
THE ONLY THING I SAID ABOUT A STOCK BIKE IS THAT ANY 600 CAN DO 140. I WASNT TALKING ABOUT A COMPLETELY STOCK BIKE.




KAYNE
 
:D bro, i know...bikes are cool....but i think the point of this thread was to back up my statement on the "how fast have you gone thread" but its cool you seem to know your shit about cars/bikes....
 
I LIKE GOING FAST. I'M GRADUATING THIS SEMESTER AND I'M GOING TO TREAT MYSELF TO A LEXUS I.S. OR A G.S. I'M PLANNING ON PUTTING A LITTLE SHOT OF NITROUS ON IT. NOT TOO BIG BUT JUST ENOUGH TO BEAT MUSTANGS AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

I'M NOT INTO IMPORT RACING SO THATS ABOUT ALL I'M GONNA DO. MAYBE AN INTAKE AS WELL. A FRIEND OF MINE HAS A LITTLE I.S. AND BEATS MUSTANGS ALL DAY. ITS FUNNY.


WIZKID
I CAN DO 95 IN MY DADS 4X4 TRUCK. MATTER OF FACT, I USUALLY DO DO 95 IN IT CUZ I'M USUALLY LATE WHEREVER I'M GOING.



KAYNE
 
Prophet-

I find it difficult to believe that an s3 can do 13.1 for the quarter. What mods did you do to it. They would have to be substantial to get down to 13.1.

A stock STi would struggle to do that.
 
vinylgroover said:
Prophet-

I find it difficult to believe that an s3 can do 13.1 for the quarter. What mods did you do to it. They would have to be substantial to get down to 13.1.

A stock STi would struggle to do that.

I'M AN INTELLIGENT PERSON. HOWEVER, I CANT SPEAK INTELLIGENTLY ABOUT HIS CAR B/C I KNOW ABSOLUTELY DICK ABOUT THE TYPE OF CAR HE HAS. THATS WHY I DIDNT SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID.


KAYNE
 
I have never had a fascination with cars, model planes, trains, erector sets, anything mechanical. When I was young I played with barbie dolls because the only thing I've ever been fascinated with is the female anatomy. Right now I wish a beautiful woman would magically appear in my room and I could do her all night long. Yeah baby.
 
biteme said:
I have never had a fascination with cars, model planes, trains, erector sets, anything mechanical. When I was young I played with barbie dolls because the only thing I've ever been fascinated with is the female anatomy. Right now I wish a beautiful woman would magically appear in my room and I could do her all night long. Yeah baby.


YOU'D BE SUPRISED HOW MUCH CORRELATION THAT FAST TOYS HAVE WITH THE FEMALE ANATOMY.


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:



YOU'D BE SUPRISED HOW MUCH CORRELATION THAT FAST TOYS HAVE WITH THE FEMALE ANATOMY.


KAYNE

LOL
 
KAYNE said:


I'M AN INTELLIGENT PERSON. HOWEVER, I CANT SPEAK INTELLIGENTLY ABOUT HIS CAR B/C I KNOW ABSOLUTELY DICK ABOUT THE TYPE OF CAR HE HAS. THATS WHY I DIDNT SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID.


KAYNE

An S3 does 0-60mph in around 6.6 off the showroom floor, which translates to high 13's for the quarter. To shave half a second off the quarter requires MAJOR surgery.

Maybe he did that.....just curious.
 
vinylgroover said:


An S3 does 0-60mph in around 6.6 off the showroom floor, which translates to high 13's for the quarter. To shave half a second off the quarter requires MAJOR surgery.

Maybe he did that.....just curious.

IF HIS CAR RUNS HIGH 13'S STOCK, HE IS SHAVING OFF MORE THAN .5 SECOND TO GET DOWN TO 13.1. I DONT REALLY KNOW NOW THOSE IMPORTS WORK BUT I'M GUESSING TO DO THAT WOULD TAKE ABOUT 90-100 EXTRA HP.


KAYNE
 
audi S4 boys not an s3...... i live in the US they don't have s3's here. ok where do i start....
2001 Audi S4 6-speed
performance Mods included:
MTM ECU (60hp gain) www.hoppenmotorsport.com
S-flow intake (awe)
AWE downpipes
APR V1 Exhaust
UUC Short shifter (40%)

the car is a biturbo 2.7L v6 stock with 250hp. i never got it dynoed with all the mods but people with the exact setup got 330-340 hp. don't forget the toque!!!!!!!

All wheel drive launch and CYA!!

some people go 12.9 with stock turbos........i never did.
 
IF YOU HAVE 340HP, I CAN BELIEVE IT BUT I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HOPPING UP IMPORTS AND WHAT THEY RUN.




KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
IF YOU HAVE 340HP, I CAN BELIEVE IT BUT I KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT HOPPING UP IMPORTS AND WHAT THEY RUN.




KAYNE

yeah actually the s4 was very easy to tune...the stock set up gave you 2 kkk03 turbos that combined only put out 9 psi of boost. you can run them up to 1.2 bar or about 18psi (9 each).....a lot of guys where blowing their turbos at that rate. i got rid of both my S4's i has a silver and then a nogaro blue....they were fun but i'm saving up for something even better!
 
prophet said:


yeah actually the s4 was very easy to tune...the stock set up gave you 2 kkk03 turbos that combined only put out 9 psi of boost. you can run them up to 1.2 bar or about 18psi (9 each).....a lot of guys where blowing their turbos at that rate. i got rid of both my S4's i has a silver and then a nogaro blue....they were fun but i'm saving up for something even better!

Prophet....i still don't believe it.

The S4 in stock trim putting out around 250hp does the quarter in around 14.5 OK.

90 horses is not going to shave 1.5 seconds off the quarter.....no way. I saw that hoppensport link and nothing in the mods you mentioned convinces me that it will do 13.1. It's a damn quick car, don't get me wrong, but 13.1 doesn't wash.
 
vinylgroover said:


Prophet....i still don't believe it.

The S4 in stock trim putting out around 250hp does the quarter in around 14.5 OK.

90 horses is not going to shave 1.5 seconds off the quarter.....no way. I saw that hoppensport link and nothing in the mods you mentioned convinces me that it will do 13.1. It's a damn quick car, don't get me wrong, but 13.1 doesn't wash.

i'll post a video of an s4 doing the 1/4 in 12.89 with the same set up but a different chip.......the GIAC chip
 
http://www.giacusa.com

- click on supported makes and models

- click on Audi the (S4/RS4/A6/2.7T)

- click on 1/4 mile times

- look at papa smurfs....times and videos (he had stock turbos)

btw....this is a advertisment for the GIAC X chip but there are other chips which are equally as powerful... there are only a few guys in the 12s but 13.1's is what most people get AS THEIR BEST with at that setup

*silverbullets cars is completely reworks and he has bigger turbos
 
So then does Pappa Smurf's car put out 330-340hp? I just can't believe that a car that puts out 330-340hp can do 13.1 let alone get into the 12's for the quarter, irrespective of the torque.

The Hoppen sport link you gave me has an RS4 which pumps out 510 hp and does 0-60 in 4 sec. which is probably in the mid-high 12's for the quarter.

330-340 HP is a long way from 510. I'm sure you know your stuff better than me Prophet, particularly as it relates to these cars, but the maths just don't add up.

Either way, they're great cars.
 
i know what you are saying bro, but trust me 1/4 mile times are not always an indication of a cars ability to fly! the trap speed is usually a good measure of hp! the higher the speed the more hp the car usally has. Gearing is a big part of 1/4 mile times. there are so many other factors in 1/4 mile racing other than hp and torque....believe me there are mustangs with 500hp that run the same time as me and not because they guys are bad drivers
 
VINYL
I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE JUST TALKING ABOUT IMPORTS OR WHAT BUT I HAD A BLACK MUSTANG COUP THAT RAN MID TO HIGH 12'S. I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH HP I HAD (CANT REMEMBER), BUT I'M SURE IT WASNT OVER 350. IT CAME WITH ABOUT 225 STOCK.



KAYNE
 
prophet said:
i know what you are saying bro, but trust me 1/4 mile times are not always an indication of a cars ability to fly! the trap speed is usually a good measure of hp! the higher the speed the more hp the car usally has. Gearing is a big part of 1/4 mile times. there are so many other factors in 1/4 mile racing other than hp and torque....believe me there are mustangs with 500hp that run the same time as me and not because they guys are bad drivers

True.....all of that. At the end of the day, you had a quick car in any man's language.

Excuse my scepticism Prophet......i'm not usually like that:)
 
on a side note....one of the guys from audiworld lives in So Cal and at a track there a guy with a chipped 996TT (automatic...lol) races anybody for money! he consistently runs high 11s depending on the start. i'm telling you guy with 10 second cars go there to race him for money and beleive me more times that not if the money is on the line you just always seem to have a bad run. the guy makes several grand a night! his only requirement is that you your car has street legal cats on it
 
SHIT, I JUST READ SUPERSIZE'S THREAD. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY FRIENDS VETTE. HE JUST BOUGHT A ZO-6 A FEW MONTHS AGO AND WANTED TO OPEN IT UP. WE WENT ON THE SAME BRIDGE I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND DID JUST THAT.


DONT KNOW HOW FAST EXACTLY BUT I'M QUITE POSITIVE IT WAS OVER 150. WE WERE ROLLIN!!! BAD ASS CAR.




KAYNE
 
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