Spank me

[Nathan]

And then rub some type of forgein oil all over my crotch. I better not feel anything like olive oil or vegetable oil caressing my crotch either cause if so I'm gonna be pissed. I want something that cannot be found in North America (natively). It just occurred to me that I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just don't. So, bearing that in mind, please don't hate me. It's very, very, very important to me that everyone here likes me. It's crucial, you might say, in and of that it's absolutely necessary to me. Crucial. Write that down.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i dont have any foreign oil to rub into your crotch but i can conjour up some of saudi arabias finese crude turned motor oil and i can dump that on your taint. Thats if i can bring myself to waste a can of motor oil.

 

[strangebrew]

I would like to sniff your underpants and swallow a tube of bengay.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

With a four inch nail studded 2X4 yes, otherwise no!

 

[FISHTALES]

how about some British Petroleum and a book of matches?

 

[Nathan]

You guys got right into this whole scenario didn't you? You didn't waste any time either.

 

[FISHTALES]

Nathan, you are a Pole Smoker...no, really you are

 

[jackangel]

this reminds me of that one other time where you made a nonsensical post.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Nathan, yout a Pole Smoker...no, really you are

Actually, I think he is more into Semen then the pole smoking. 40 oz cups etc, perhaps bull semen, for an example!

 

[Apöllo]

"Spank me, Choke me, Pull my hair" great song, check it out.

 

[Nathan]

this reminds me of that one other time where you made a nonsensical post.

You think you know me so well, but in reality you do not.

 

[WalkingBeast]

One spanking coming up, by way of fuckin BEAST!!!!!!!