Sometimes i wish i was asexual

[OXANDRIN]

This girl that i like gets some gay ass boyfriend right before she she's coming home from school for winter break. He wears dress shirts and neckties to college parties while everyone else is in their drinking t-shirts and jeans.

Also... I had a one night stand with some girl from my gym last night. only problem is that she isn't on the pill and I don't know how well i performed the withdrawl technique. normally i wouldn't care but she was somewhat concerned because she is ovulating or will be today. on top of that i can't just never talk to this girl again because we took (she was given) 1,4 BD and sometimes when you give a girl that stuff and bang'em...followed by your disappearance they feel like they were date raped (not the case here).

anyway just more problems then i want to deal with

 

[SoloFlex]

when i masterbate i consider that asexual

anyways, sorry for your loss borther

 

[tiger88]

are u bi or gay or straght i am confused?

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

So you expected her to sit around and wait for you to make your move?? At least the relationship is still young so you are in with a chance over the holiday........you just need to grow some balls.

This girl that i like gets some gay ass boyfriend right before she she's coming home from school for winter break. He wears dress shirts and neckties to college parties while everyone else is in their drinking t-shirts and jeans.

Also... I had a one night stand with some girl from my gym last night. only problem is that she isn't on the pill and I don't know how well i performed the withdrawl technique. normally i wouldn't care but she was somewhat concerned because she is ovulating or will be today. on top of that i can't just never talk to this girl again because we took (she was given) 1,4 BD and sometimes when you give a girl that stuff and bang'em...followed by your disappearance they feel like they were date raped (not the case here).

anyway just more problems then i want to deal with

 

[ZKaudio]

yah... that guys' a tool box, maybe if he had worn a tie that was chic or something crazy.. but a matching tie? No deal.

 

[tiger88]

yah... that guys' a tool box, maybe if he had worn a tie that was chic or something crazy.. but a matching tie? No deal.

what color tie would wear wirhthat shirt



shirt is fulgy btw

 

[ZKaudio]

the combo isn't bad at all... FOR A WORKDAY. Going out at night? If i sport a tie it's going to be something super fking BLAM in your face style... checkers or pink or something thats going to accent my outfit just enough to make people go... damn.

 

[Imnotdutcheither]

the combo isn't bad at all... FOR A WORKDAY. Going out at night? If i sport a tie it's going to be something super fking BLAM in your face style... checkers or pink or something thats going to accent my outfit just enough to make people go... damn.

Pink???

 

[ZKaudio]

dude.. i got all kindsa pink shit.. in fact its related to the jean company i'm working on right now...(all i can say)

 

[OXANDRIN]

someone photoshop that kid with a cock in his mouth or something

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

someone photoshop that kid with a cock in his mouth or something

lol, word

 

[ZKaudio]

is that john mayer? or josh jackson?

 

[Testosterone boy]

They are aliens. Check the glowing eyes.

 

[Paulo]

dudes, why you dissin' on his stylin' gear? Don't y'all know that ill-fitting dress shirts with matching ill-manufactured ties are all the rage nowadays? It's called "clueless casual".

 

[ZKaudio]

damn bor i know clueless casual... that aint it.

 

[Paulo]

True, I have seen a lot worse. But at a college beer party, it is a bit "clueless".

 

[rjl296]

shes hot.

thanks mr obvious.

no problem

 

[alien amp pharm]

Oh crap I suck at this. I'm intoxicated so bear with me...