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Sometimes I want to say______________________________

I saw a Tshirt the other day that said "I'm not a F*&%#$%% People Person"

REally should have bought it......
 
"get the fuck out of my classroom you whiny little shitfuckers"
 
thread grader said:
"get the fuck out of my classroom you whiny little shitfuckers"
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you with the school girl outfit on ur knees, you with the other school girl outifit lay on ur back under the girl on her knees, you other hot school girl bitches take off your tops, everyone else get the fuck out of the room
 
Pamela said:
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...not quite plump enough. One more injection on the left side, please.
 
Raina said:
You think you know me and what's going on in my life only because I let you think that. In truth you know nothing at all because I don't really want anyone to.
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OMG!! Good One.

I have to add, 5) "Mind your business."

6) No, I don't like you.

7) Can we go to Bob's Big Boy for breakfast?
 
nycgirl said:
OMG!! Good One.

I have to add, 5) "Mind your business."

6) No, I don't like you.

7) Can we go to Bob's Big Boy for breakfast?
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I have a big boy piggy bank on my desk here at work.

Completely off topic but cool none the less.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I have a big boy piggy bank on my desk here at work.

Completely off topic but cool none the less.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Man, I would be the happiest woman in the world if I get to have breakfast at Bob's Big Boy.

Some women want diamonds & furs, expensive dinners, etc. I want french toast & sausage, & a plate of strawberries at a breakfast buffet.
 
nycgirl said:
6) No, I don't like you.
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I am to nice wish I could say that at times.

Yes your ass does look fat in that.

You know your not as funny as you think you are.

To god I want to say:

You cruel son of a bitch give me back my tits and let me keep my smaller as thighs waist etc. ;)

To customers I wan to say:

SHOW ME THE PO BIATCH!!!!
 
Screamed out my 2nd story window (bearing in mind I live at the corner of a relatively busy intersection):

GET THE FUCK OFF MY STREET YOU NOISY, ROTTEN SONS OF BITCHES!!!

And then I want to shoot their cars, with the boom-boom-boom music or blasting exhaust system, with a really powerful paintball gun ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I am to nice wish I could say that at times.

Yes your ass does look fat in that. I've said it.

You know your not as funny as you think you are. Said that too
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I have almost no scruples.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
nycgirl said:
Man, I would be the happiest woman in the world if I get to have breakfast at Bob's Big Boy.

Some women want diamonds & furs, expensive dinners, etc. I want french toast & sausage, & a plate of strawberries at a breakfast buffet.
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The Buddy Christ would like to penetrate you LOL
 
nycgirl said:
1) I'm beyond happy to have you in my life.

2) STFU, you needy, whining, weak person.

3) God damn, you are stupid.

*Note, I don't want to say: 1, 2, & 3 to the same person.
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Stop looking into the mirror.
 
1) None of you will ever know my true intentions.

- karma to whomever tells me where that quote came from

2) Can you see behind the lie?
3) Wouldn't it be funny if I just killed myself right now? Think of humour!
4) Why did you change, Dad? Why did you change after your heart attack? You've always told me to die for what you believe in. Why didn't you? Sure, you're still alive, but I've lost total respect for you. You're weak for wanting to live on your knees. Die on your feet!
5) My job is to protect you. That is my only responsibility. That is my only purpose. Your job is to eventually surpass and bury me. That is your only responsiblity.
6) I'm sorry, Mom, for all the heartache.
7) I forgive you.
8) Erz is a nice person.
 
sometimes i wanna yell at the top of my lungs and go crazy throwing over shelvs and flipping tables and completely fucking everyone in the room up
 
jenscats5 said:
I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says Shenanigans!!
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Hey farva what's that place you love to go to with all the goofy shit on the walls?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I can say meow, hell I can say moo, for $20 I'll call them a bunch of chickenfuckers.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Who wants a mustache ride??
 
jenscats5 said:
Who wants a mustache ride??
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I think the message is clear.

You're gonna light my country music award on fire

No you better watch your ass.

Ooh are you gonna light my ass on fire?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I think the message is clear.

You're gonna light my country music award on fire

No you better watch your ass.

Ooh are you gonna light my ass on fire?

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I just lost a buck....................................to myself
 
Scotsman said:
Yeah and give me a litreacola.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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It smells like sex in here!!

I got distracted by the repeater....

yeah, that'll happen....
 
jenscats5 said:
It smells like sex in here!!

I got distracted by the repeater....

yeah, that'll happen....
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Next time this happens I want you to stop take a breath and pull your heads out of each others asses.

I'm out babe I'll see you later. :heart:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
1)Just go the f*ck away.

2)Just shut the f*ck up with your whining and f*cking train like you want it!

3)Just leave me the hell alone.

4)How can you be so retarded?

5)I love you.

As NYC said I obviously don't want to say 1 through 5 to the same person, lol.
 
BANG.


Bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang.

Yes, I have my hi-cap mag in, the first shot you were dead. I just emptied the mag for my enjoyment.

/reload
 
Pamela said:
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Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss.
 
1. You are such a liar. Everything you say is so over the top I wonder how on earth you think anyone believes you. Everyone in the office thinks you're an idiot. You want to add 4" to your arms? lol Yeah that's going to happen.

2. I wish I felt any sense of closure about this situation. At all.

3. BRANG isn't a word. For the love of God stop saying it.

4. The real reason I don't spend time with this side of the family is because you're a bunch of drunks who hate life. You have nothing positive to say. You are in such deep denial about your problems it's hard to even be around all of you.

5. I'm SO sorry that you were so generous with me at bridal showers and at my wedding. I feel so guilty that you spent all that money when I knew right from the start it was a hopeless cause.

6. Your body is awesome for a woman your age but you look like a fool wearing these miniskirts and fuck-me boots to work.
 
7. You're such a sucky friend. I think we both know I put up with WAY too much from those who actually get close to me but you exploit it.
 
You're not that cute.

I don't feel sorry for you because you had a chance to make your life better and chose to stay in a fucked up situation.

You're the best.
 
"stop touching me you fat bitch i know youre doing it on purpose and its giving me the fucking heebie jeebies. also, your skin feels like freshly defrosted chicken legs, thats disgusting, i think i just vomited in my mouth"

"youre not fit to be a bouncer. you spend all day thinking taht youre good because some fat sickening bitches with all the appeal of licking a freshly popped zit have been rubbing thier nasty vaginas on you all day, and if it werent for the absolute certaintly of you getting on your radio, calling the rest of hte security crew, and completely fucking my weekend i would knock you on your silly arse and wipe my feet on your goofy, acne scarred face, you dumb, idiot motherfucker"

the rest of it i usually just say. the only things taht stop me saying shit is that the cost:benefit ratio is well out of skew and it just isnt in my interest to do so. otherwise, i have no qualms letting people know that i respect them less than the booger i just picked out of my nose and flicked across the room

hm. no wonder so many people hate my guts
 
I'm pretty open and say what is on my mind almost always. Unless I know what i say will be too much for that person to handle.
 
Die. Just die already. No one has any use for you.

Kinda wish I were like the grim reaper, that I could kill anyone just by touching them. And of course I would be able to turn the power on and off. Cos I still want to "touch" Smurfy, if you get what I mean.
 
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