something ridiculous i did last night

[GoldenDelicious]

just to entertain you guys because its dead as hell in here today...

theres this guy i know who is an absolute dickhead when it comes to women. he expects to have his pick of any girl out there, and if any of his mates talk to her or try to hit on her, he gets really upset. which is total bullshit, since he tries it on with virtually every half decent girl he comes across

this guy is seriously ridiculous. he will stand there next to you while you ahve a convo with a girl for no bullshit, 15 minutes, just to make sure you dont make any moves

so anyway, i looked back over the past couple of months and realised that unconciously, out of courtesy, i hadnt really gotten to know any of the women he was interested in since i thought he wanted a girlfriend, and it clicked to me what an absolute shithead he has been, so i thought, fuckit, the Delicious is going for some targetted prowling

what really realy ticked me off is taht i was so nice to the bastard! normally i get quite a bit of female attention, so chasing girls isnt something i can really be bothered doing, and so really he had less to fear from me than from other guys, but gee his whole attitude has me riled up!

so anyway, i know that one of the girls he has been sheparding from me is working at this nice cafe i had conveniently wanted to visit for a while, so i sorted a wingman, put on my lipstick and went over there to swoop in, in time for the weekend, and.....

...the bitch wasnt working that night. THE END.

well, no, not really. i know the manager there, so he whips out the roster for me and gives me the lowdown on her shifts. so you guys can expect an update on thursday night

and not only that, it turn out that the girl is having coffee elsewhere with the guy im on about!! bastard!! so, not willing to let it rest there, my wingman and i decide to have our 2nd coffee of the evening someplace else...namely where that guy is having coffee LOL

so anyway we get in the deliciousmobile and go for a cruise to where we KNOW he will be, and lo and behold! his car! so we get out to spot him and flash two superior male specimens in his (and that girls) face, but....we kinda got sidetracked talking to these tourists who were really cute

and, um, thats it ill update thursday and ill stay focussed this time

 

[string_bean00]

Rock on playa!

 

[Lestat]

Thanks for the update homie!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i swear man, if you fuck it up for me getting a piece of ass from that chick, we're going to have a problem. it's best if you just step away and leave her alone. she's mine.

oh, and thanks for being an asshole and snagging those tourists. they wanted me, i was just waiting til later to get to them.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i swear man, if you fuck it up for me getting a piece of ass from that chick, we're going to have a problem. it's best if you just step away and leave her alone. she's mine.

oh, and thanks for being an asshole and snagging those tourists. they wanted me, i was just waiting til later to get to them.

creepy

 

[Razorguns]

you guys need friends like me. I actually make the contact with hot chicks, break the ice, make 'em feel comfortable and laugh, introduce 'em to my buddies, and then excuse myself to hit on other chicks. From there on, they're on their own with the gal.

so pretty much hand hot chicks over on a silver platter to my buddies.

don't know why i do it. i guess i'm just too nice in life.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

thursday night update (see, you guys cant say i dont care about you )

ok i really tried hard for this girl. really hard. well ok, maybe not. maybe i just had a shower, BUT thats not the point. the point is, i went ahead with the plan

so i get dressed, and call my wingman so we can do a fly by past this cafe, and would you believe it, the bastard bailed. he already had plans with another bunch of guys. so i call my reserve wingman, who i use on special occasions because he LOVES to go out with me (its the only time he gets laid)...but the poofter has some monster virus.

anyway i think, i cant let the sheparding grasscutting bloke win this girl. no way. bullshit. so i jump in my ride and head over to the cafe. on the way, im wondering if im overdoing this whole thing out of spite, and i kinda forgot what the girl looked like. i couldnt remember if she was as hot as i thought she was. no matter. grass had to be cut, and i was gonna cut it.

so i saunter into the cafe and head to the bar, where my mate is the bartender/coffee dude. he looks at me, smiles (he was on the same page lol) and jinks his head to the left, and lo and behold, there she was looking nicer than i remember. (YES!!).

so cut a long story short, i chat her up, was probably chatting for an hour or so, and while she was chatting a lot and was quite warm, great eye contact, said i should come in more often, somethign was a bit...off. i wasnt sure what it was, but as i was chatting, i find that she is...and im only saying this out loud because im online and no one knows who i am...shes actually a virgin.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dilemma.

anyway she says that she is going to blahblah club on saturday night and she will see me there. not "meet", not "looking forward to" or anything, just see you there. shit. but still, it was at the end of an 8 hour shift for her, so its ok, not dead yet. so i guess ill update you on saturday then

so yeah then i went out to this other club where i kinda also ran amok, kinda almost sorta got another girl who has a boyfriend who is kinda violent, and in the army, but i cut that short, aaaaaaaaaand arranged to meet the cute english barmaid out on saturday night. at the same club as the other girl. which, while convenient, is terribly inconvenient.

definitely going to update you bors on saturday night lol

cheerios

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oooooooooooooh almost forgot, she was chatting to the manager (my mate) anout her date with the bloke who pissed me off, and she said (devastatingly...for him) that he is "too short, doesnt stand out in a crowd, and isnt interesting"

that kinda put me in a good mood. am i a bad person?

 

[Dial_tone]

great

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ok meng, saturday night update

decided to get really dressed up tonight, so instead of my usual jeans and a tshirt (its hot and casual over here) i went for some boutique trousers and a nice top, since the club i was going to see this girl was kinda upscale. had to say i looked nice

so anyway i didnt go straight to the club, went out at about 10 but got into that particular club at 2:30. those 4 and a hlaf hours in between were quite a good night on their own hehe

anyway i saw the target standing talking to a mutual friend, so went up and said hello, and chatted for a bit, but i was a bit distracted by this brunette in a red skirt . convo was ok, i suppose, but there was no...zing...when i chatted to her. wasnt as flowing as i like it (flowing = girl throwing herself at me wearing a little pink bow) and so i cut it short and got out of there

anyway i call my mate the bar manager at the cafe, and ask him for the lowdown on what she said about me after i left the cafe the first time. he said that she asked if i "was always like that" and when he said "what do you mean?" she replied "is he always that cocky"

now it could be taht she just doesnt like me (it has happened before, shockingly) or she could be on the defensive/intimidated by my directness/confidence, in shich case i could break that down after a couple of coffees at the cafe

but at the end of the day whats really important is that i cant be bothered. when i saw her she just didnt do it for me as much as the cute brunette in the red skirt, and besides, its just a matter of time until i find another likely target to steal from this guy. who knows, i might even change my mind and chase the same girl for a while, but i doubt it.

so when all us EF orbs sit back and consider the score, i have to say that considering that the guy in question was utterly shot down, crashed and burned, then sodomised by a 3 week old fish finger by what the girl said about him (too short, uninteresting, doesnt stick out in a crowd), while nothing like that was said about yours truly, I cant really feel bad about the whole thing

especially because the cute brunette in the red skirt went home with me

team delicious: 1
sheparding cockblocking bastard: 0

woowoo

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ah and no it wasnt an all the way sleazy thing with the brunette, and NO i havnt got pics

 

[chewyxrage]

good stuff.

funny to think your sat night is already over and mine is just about to get started.

 

[string_bean00]

...and NO i havnt got pics

Hah!



You knew someone was going to ask.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well yes

that and my camera phone doesnt have a flash

(lol id never take photos orbs, its disrespectful, and id hate to destroy everyones confidence when they saw me naked )

(lol waiting for flames )

 

[Sub-Zero]

did you at least do her?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol hey man, my private life is exactly that

you guys can hear about the chase, not the kill. its the rules