some pervert lives in my apartment complex

[p0ink]

i was just bringing out the garbage last night, when i looked in the dumpster to make sure i wasn't going to be throwing bags of garbage on top of rabid raccoons, and what do i see? a shitload of sex toys of all sizes, shapes, and colors.

there were fake vaginas, fake anuses, fake mouths, a blue dildo with spikey looking things all over it, and a bunch of pornos. that's all that was visible, because people have been dumping their garbage on top of it.

i really wish i knew who they belonged to

 

[jerkbox]

jackpot man....shoulda took them shits

 

[p0ink]

jackpot man....shoulda took them shits

and then registered on ebay with some stereotypical chick handle and then sell them as my personally used sex toys.

it would be just like some of the 'females' here.

 

[hardrock]

jackpot man....shoulda took them shits

Fuckin right!

The Ebay thing aint a bad idea either.

I would have at least took the porn. Once found a bag full of porn flicks and mags in teh cardboard dumpster at work.

 

[Tiervexx]

Fuckin right!

The Ebay thing aint a bad idea either.

I would have at least took the porn. Once found a bag full of porn flicks and mags in teh cardboard dumpster at work.

I second this.

 

[gymtime]

OK was the porn tapes or DVDs?

That's crucial.

 

[wootoom]

did you pik them out of the garbage

 

[big4life]

did you pik them out of the garbage

If he doesn't post soon, we'll know the answer to this question.

 

[wootoom]

lol!!!