Some ideas for mayhem

[Nathan]

A gardener's discussion board:

http://www.thegardenhelper.com/cgi-bin/ubb/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi

A Christian's message board:

http://bibleforums.org/forum/index.php

Jenny Craig message board:

http://www.jennycraig.com/ubb/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi

I know which I would have the most fun at, of course. Don't give me any negative karma ya batards. Vote now and after a good number of votes, everyone who's in for the winner will all sign up and begin instigating.

 

[slickdadd]

I'd pick the garnder's board just because it would require more creativity and the resulting antics could be classic.

 

[curling]

You might be able to learn something at that Christian message board nathan. Heck you might even learn how to save your soul there.

 

[Nathan]

You might be able to learn something at that Christian message board nathan. Heck you might even learn how to save your soul there.

So that's one vote for harrassing the Christian message board.

 

[Nathan]

I'm Manure Man at the Gardener's site. I need help cause I'm obviously not going to make myself laugh. Jerks.

 

[beastboy]

I'm buttercup.

 

[Nathan]

I'm buttercup.

"Pot me." Oh fuck, I can't stop laughing. My coworkers are looking at me oddly. Thanks for that.

 

[WODIN]

Dear Lord that Gardening sight is fuckin' boring.

 

[Y_lifter]

I registered as Dirty_Sanchez

 

[beastboy]

"Pot me." Oh fuck, I can't stop laughing. My coworkers are looking at me oddly. Thanks for that.

Look at the ballon one!

 

[beastboy]

Naynay...did you edit your signature?

 

[Nathan]

Naynay...did you edit your signature?

Yeah, I can't think of anything funny for it.

 

[curling]

Dear Lord that Gardening sight is fuckin' boring.

You should post a post saying that you are tired of wasting your cash buying heroin to shoot up do any of ya'll know how to grow opium? That should jazz up the old gardening board a bit.

 

[WODIN]

You should post a post saying that you are tired of wasting your cash buying heroin to shoot up do any of ya'll know how to grow opium? That should jazz up the old gardening board a bit.

LMAO!!!

 

[beastboy]

We will be banned soon.

 

[Nathan]

Good Luck!

Did you like that touch? The balloon knot was funny stuff too. I wonder if anyone knows what a dirty sanchez is.
We should keep getting racier and racier so that we get it out of our syastems before the inevitable bannings.

 

[beastboy]

Good Luck!

 

[beastboy]

Did you like that touch? The balloon knot was funny stuff too. I wonder if anyone knows what a dirty sanchez is.
We should keep getting racier and racier so that we get it out of our syastems before the inevitable bannings.

I was LMAO at the dirt being trickt stuff, or however you worded it. And you are already correcting spelling!!

 

[Nathan]

I was bullshitting so that when she replies and says, "No, it's spelled correctly." I can replied with, "That's what I said."

Anyways, we need BullitBear and NatureBear over there at least. They have nothing else to do tand they know it.

 

[Nathan]

One of them responded to us and seems to think we're funny. Damn it.

 

[Nathan]

whos been banned?
I aint joining in if Im the only one over there

No one, we're all still going. Hurry up dammit.

 

[Bullit]

whos been banned?
I aint joining in if Im the only one over there

 

[Bullit]

"How many fingers am I holding up? "

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jerkbox]

links?


this is fucking hilarious

 

[Y_lifter]

http://www.thegardenhelper.com

Gardeners chat

 

[jerkbox]

yeah....i meant to specific threads.....


but i found a few

 

[JollyRogers]

lmao

 

[jerkbox]

I have a honey-roasted peanut that I'll be planting in my back yard later today.
Any tips on how I can make this one a success?



LMFAO!

 

[beastboy]

Who's poison Ivy?

 

[jerkbox]

I've been bantering about the idea of maybe
planting a few DBOLS or Winny bushes out by the back yard deck.
Can anyone tell me a good source where I can get some starter pins and kit ?
If so, blow up my hip on the cell




omg...i can't stop laughing!!!!

 

[JollyRogers]

I have a honey-roasted peanut that I'll be planting in my back yard later today.
Any tips on how I can make this one a success?



LMFAO!

roflmao!!!!!

Im on that site, the threads you guys are making are funny as shit

quote "Are you guys for real?
This happens to be a nice place for people who really have gardening answers, not for people getting their jollies!!!
You need to get back to the bars and have a few more...."

 

[Bullit]

Yeah... who the shit is who?

Bullit = Bear
Nathan = Manure Man
beast = poison ivy
Y = Dirty Sanchez

Who else is who?

 

[JollyRogers]

damn Manure Man, your posts are really flying up in there, lol

 

[beastboy]

I'm buttercup...not sure who poison Ivy is.

 

[Nathan]

My guess is that Poison Ivy is Ffuck Ffactor.

 

[Bullit]

I'm buttercup...not sure who poison Ivy is.

oops, sorry.

 

[Nathan]

Who the hell is Hairy Potter. That one is genius. LOL.

 

[jerkbox]

hehe....that's me.....

 

[JollyRogers]

ranchers

 

[Bullit]

"Hairy Potter"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats fuckin brilliant

 

[Bullit]

"I know one time I dumpes a bottle of Ranch in the backyard during a BBQ.....a week later I had cattle, horses, cowboys, and a crap load of poop.
So yeah...that should work...I think you can plant just about anything"


LMFAO

 

[beastboy]

Hairy Potter is good!

 

[beastboy]

Ivanawfulitch = HG Pennypacker

 

[Nathan]

I spelled dumped wrong...dammit.

It's still funny.

 

[beastboy]

"I know one time I dumpes a bottle of Ranch in the backyard during a BBQ.....a week later I had cattle, horses, cowboys, and a crap load of poop.
So yeah...that should work...I think you can plant just about anything"


LMFAO

I spelled dumped wrong...dammit.

 

[Bullit]

I spelled dumped wrong...dammit.

That is some funny shit. I tried to hit you with green but I gotta spread it around.

 

[Bullit]

"OT: Can you drink winny?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

beastbear is on a fuckin roll over there.

 

[Nathan]

Is Lilac Prince for real and just completely clueless or what?

 

[beastboy]

We need Nature Broly!

 

[JollyRogers]

you guys post at all? lol

 

[Bullit]

" For some women, all it takes to be happy is for some dude to shit on their stomach."

Sounds like Nathan doesnt want to post there any more

 

[Nathan]

Shut up both of you.

 

[beastboy]

" For some women, all it takes to be happy is for some dude to shit on their stomach."

Sounds like Nathan doesnt want to post there any more

LMAO!!!

 

[Nathan]

dont they have mods on his here site, haha

Apparently not.

 

[Nathan]

I'm finding it strange having all the posts stay in the order in which they're posted.

 

[JollyRogers]

dont they have mods on this here site, haha

 

[Nathan]

We've already doubled their total number of posts.

 

[Nathan]

Mods came around for Pete's sake. Deleted all my shit. And I've been banned. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........

 

[Nathan]

Apparently we were the most offensive. Bunch of ingrateful jerks. We doubled their members dammit.

 

[JollyRogers]

lol

 

[beastboy]

Did you delete your oriental thread?

 

[beastboy]

I'm BANNED! Anyone else?

 

[Nathan]

That was some funny shit.

How can u tell if u are banned?

All my posts are gone and I can't post anymore. Bastards. I'm going to send them an angry e-mail.

 

[Bullit]

Did you delete your oriental thread?

That was some funny shit.

How can u tell if u are banned?

 

[beastboy]

Told me my IP was banned.

 

[Bullit]

u on cable or DSL?

 

[Nathan]

I still can't believe there's a popcorn tree.

 

[beastboy]

LAN here...cable at home.

 

[JollyRogers]

not banned ...yet

someone respond to my homemade Fertilizer thread !

 

[Y_lifter]

Sorry, but your IP Number is currently banned in our forums. You may not post or register on our site. Your IP Number is: .
Please feel free to email us at if you have any questions.

 

[beastboy]

Bullit...you banned?

 

[Bullit]

well, if you care, if its not a static IP just open up the DOS window and type:

ipconfig/renew

That'll get a new IP addy

 

[Nathan]

hmmm.. I like to read the posts occasionally, but there is a Miami Dolphins message board that you can screw with..

www.finheaven.com

Alright, I'm moving on to the Christian website. Who's with me? I won't be too terrible I promise.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'll try switching proxies..

 

[dawookie]

hmmm.. I like to read the posts occasionally, but there is a Miami Dolphins message board that you can screw with..

www.finheaven.com

 

[beastboy]

well, if you care, if its not a static IP just open up the DOS window and type:

ipconfig/renew

That'll get a new IP addy

even at work?

 

[Bullit]

not yet.

 

[dawookie]

even at work?

probably not..

The ipconfig/renew will most likely only give you a new internal ip address. the ip adress they banned may be the ip to the proxy server.

 

[Bullit]

So can you browse, but not post, or can you not even view it?

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm posting under a Valley Forge Proxy..
We have quite a few for me to choose from.. lOL

 

[beastboy]

So can you browse, but not post, or can you not even view it?

I can biew it...and even start to reply..then I get the message when I try to post it.


Must of been my retard remark.

 

[Bullit]

Alright, I'm moving on to the Christian website. Who's with me? I won't be too terrible I promise.

Your link has a million boards.
Which one... "Anything Goes" ???

 

[beastboy]

Alright, I'm moving on to the Christian website. Who's with me? I won't be too terrible I promise.

Jenny Craig sounds better.

What were the links?

 

[FreeballinDC]

anyone mind if I join in at Jenny Craig? I'll see if I can sign in as Salty Choc Balls

 

[jerkbox]

damn...that was quick....lol

 

[JollyRogers]

Sorry, but your IP Number is currently banned in our forums. You may not post or register on our site. Your IP Number is: .
Please feel free to email us at if you have any questions.

» Please use your browser's back button to return.

 

[beastboy]

Nathan, Y, and I werer the first there and the first 3 to go...maybe they are banning in order.

 

[Nathan]

Alright, the Jenny Craig one will be fun too. The link is the first post in this thread. I'll join and come back with my username. Do the same...please.

 

[Y_lifter]

I just posted a new thread

 

[FreeballinDC]

ok I'm SaltyChocolateBalls how's that?

 

[Bullit]

Jenny Craig sounds better.

What were the links?

Even Jenny Craig has a million boards...we gotta focus on 1.

 

[JollyRogers]

well at least the admin got some practice

 

[Nathan]

Okay, I'm Smegma Sandwich and I'm in the forum, Ask the Dietician.

 

[FreeballinDC]

who the hell is Smegma Sandwich? ROFLMAO

 

[Bullit]

I just posted a new thread

I saw it, I laughed.

 

[Nathan]

Alright, this one will be funnier for sure now that we're awarmed up. I think I have a solid opener.

 

[JollyRogers]

link?

 

[beastboy]

I'm More Rolls than a Bakery.

 

[Nathan]

We have to do it inthe New Members section. It';s the only one that allows replies.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Damnit it says I can't post on Smegs thread WTF???