Some bor ought to settle with Sassy......

[Testosterone boy]

She has a lot going her way.


So....what are you bors awaitin' on?


I see her posts and think....this one is ready to settle down.

 

[Sassy69]

What?

 

[wootoom]

fernnnnnnnnnnnannnndoo.LOL. sorry to interup your movie

 

[Testosterone boy]

Yea.....different thread.


I'm in the mood where I post whatever.....


This board would be the place to advertise this fact. I think your arms are 1/2" bigger than mine.

 

[wootoom]

lmao. im in that mood too

 

[Sassy69]

Woot ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnando is in the mood for woot.

 

[wootoom]

Woot ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnando is in the mood for woot.

lol. i dont think so. just watch your movie. lol

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm missing something here.

 

[hamstershaver]

too skinny for hammy

 

[wootoom]

ferando is the amazing guy that can do wonders with eyebrows

 

[Testosterone boy]

too skinny for hammy

lol

too muscular for tb


wtf

 

[Testosterone boy]

too skinny for hammy

Should be ideal for 1/2 the bors here.

Not everyone is a plumper humper. Always thought was a joke. Is it?

 

[Sassy69]

You don't joke about plumper humpers when it comes to hammy.

 

[JustJacked]

ferando is the amazing guy that can do wonders with eyebrows

In other words he's an anorexic homo! And he likes to paint guy's toe nails. Just ask Woot!! lol

 

[awittyusername]

I tryed to get Sassy to settle down the only way I no how. I followed her for about 3 months, until I got her routine down tight. Then, I leaped on her when she wasn't expecting it and tryed to bite her Achilles tendon. Unfortunately, she is even stronger than she looks in her avatar and she got away.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Is everyone in a weird mood tonight?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I tryed to get Sassy to settle down the only way I no how. I followed her for about 3 months, until I got her routine down tight. Then, I leaped on her when she wasn't expecting it and tryed to bite her Achilles tendon. Unfortunately, she is even stronger than she looks in her avatar and she got away.

lol

 

[awittyusername]

I knew you thought that would be funny when I posted it.

 

[Sassy69]

I had a stalker?

 

[awittyusername]

I had a stalker?

What do you mean "had" a stalker?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'd hit it...

 

[Sassy69]

What do you mean "had" a stalker?

Kewl!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Kewl!

Heres a fun game.

Wear a thong. I'll be your stalker.

This game rocks.

Trust me.

 

[marshallmadman]

I'd hit it...

Yeah, me too.

 

[Sassy69]

I'm wearing a thong.


Now what?

 

[marshallmadman]

Me too. Now what?

I really don't like the title of this thread, because being with Sassy would not be settling.

 

[jerseyart]

Sassy looks like she could seriously hurt me.

Jersey likey

 

[Sassy69]

Only in ways you like it JA!

 

[Sassy69]

Me too. Now what?

I really don't like the title of this thread, because being with Sassy would not be settling.

MMM - do you ever have that wedgie feeling w/ that thong?


Sometimes its better to just leave the thong at home & go commando. No wedgie.

 

[marshallmadman]

MMM - do you ever have that wedgie feeling w/ that thong?


Sometimes its better to just leave the thong at home & go commando. No wedgie.

Yes, I do. You really have to get used to the constant contact with your crack. I don't go commando very often. I am used to the support that underwear offers. It makes me feel funny when it's not there.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm wearing a thong.


Now what?

Good sport but you are ahead of me.


First I need to be in town with some good stalking duds ons. So I can hide in bushes and climb in trees and stuff.


ATL must be Atlanta....town just got bumped up.

 

[Sassy69]

What are "good stalking duds"?

 

[EnderJE]

What are "good stalking duds"?

Camo? Uhh...not that I'd know...and pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Yea...camo with face paint. Gloves and dark sneakers.


Oh....and check behind the curtain please.

 

[awittyusername]

Yea...camo with face paint. Gloves and dark sneakers.


Oh....and check behind the curtain please.

Ahem! Didn't you see my post in this thread about me stalking her!!! So, back off!!

And, you sir must be a beginner at stalking. I never use camo. I dress up like a guy from the electric, cable or telephone co. That way I don't look so obvious lurking around her house. I really like pretending a gas co. worker. I can go in the house to check if there is a leak. (this is an excellent opportunity to steal underwear.) On the weekend I pretend to be a poll taker of a Jehoveh Witness. Sometimes, I wear a Pizza delivery guy out fit and pretend I have the wrong address, hoping she invites me in. (I watch alot of porn)

I'm sure you could be a better stalker. You just need to apply yourself

 

[Testosterone boy]

Ahem! Didn't you see my post in this thread about me stalking her!!! So, back off!!

And, you sir must be a beginner at stalking. I never use camo. I dress up like a guy from the electric, cable or telephone co. That way I don't look so obvious lurking around her house. I really like pretending a gas co. worker. I can go in the house to check if there is a leak. (this is an excellent opportunity to steal underwear.) On the weekend I pretend to be a poll taker of a Jehoveh Witness. Sometimes, I wear a Pizza delivery guy out fit and pretend I have the wrong address, hoping she invites me in. (I watch alot of porn)

I'm sure you could be a better stalker. You just need to apply yourself

Busted.....my stalking career consists of following a lass for 40 yards. Just watchin' the ole sashay busness.

 

[Sam_Trautman]

Looking good in that avatar

 

[Testosterone boy]

Looking good in that avatar

thanks bor