Some advise please...

[MuscularWarrier]

Hey bro's,

Can you recomend some thing juice for me to do dureing this summer? I have been trainig for over 6 months now and I feel that Im readey for teh juice.

I've got source that I trust and I can spend up to $20 a week for juice.

Any advise is thanks

Muscular Warrier

 

[The Almighty]

No, you are NOT ready to juice.

6 months? Try training for another 3-4 years before you even think about starting. You obviously have no idea what you are doing.

And if you think Im being a prick, wait for some of the other replies that will appear shortly.

 

[Japanese machine]

LMAO!! $20 a week...i though you were gonna say for food. Sorry bro i dont mean to insult you but steroids are usually bought a cycle at a time, not in increments like grocheries

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Hey bro,

Thanks but no thanks.

I do four days split routine alredy. Its not how far you come, its also important where I started from and how fast I have come.

I can do 250lbs BP easy which puts me in the top 10% of guys at my Gtm.

Muscular Warrier

 

[genarr3]

Forget about weight training for now, you need to learn the english language.

 

[The Almighty]

BTW, you spelled Warrior wrong.

(Im bored at work)

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Whats weight training got to do with english language and all? If you dont not got the knowledge to help me than admit it. Dont just pretend you is wonderful and all because you can condemn me.

Im only aksing for help bro's - all of you were new starters one day too OK.

Forget about weight training for now, you need to learn the english language.

 

[The Almighty]

Hey bro,

Thanks but no thanks.

I do four days split routine alredy. Its not how far you come, its also important where I started from and how fast I have come.

I can do 250lbs BP easy which puts me in the top 10% of guys at my Gtm.

Muscular Warrier

I dont understand how idiotic some people are these days.

You come asking for advice, then you dont take it when we give it to you.

250 pound bench huh? Your gym must be more pussified than mine if you are in the top 10%.

You dont know what you are doing. Do us all a favor and dont even think about gear.

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Hey bro calm down guy

Why are you dissin' me so? I dont not understand this man. Was you born like Arnold or Vandam? No - everey one got to were they is through hard-work and all. Im peppared to do the hard work I is just aksing for a little help

Im only aksing for your help guy.

Sorry if I said something to you man that is wrong I dident mean it.

I dont understand how idiotic some people are these days.

You come asking for advice, then you dont take it when we give it to you.

250 pound bench huh? Your gym must be more pussified than mine if you are in the top 10%.

You dont know what you are doing. Do us all a favor and dont even think about gear.

 

[Silent Method]

I'm not going to condemn you. All of us are here out of either curiosity regarding steroids, support in our use of steroids, or to share knowledge about steroids.

You sound like you have made some good progress since you started training. That's great, keep it up! However, your decision to use them at this stage in your athlethic development is analog to using jet fuel in a stock sports car that you have just begun to tune up - your making a mistake. Steroids work. But the truth is that your not in a position to take advantage of them yet.

BTW, these are serious drugs with serious side effects to consider. Not something to do to pass the time durring the summer. Stick around and learn all you can before you decide to every use AAS. But for now, don't touch them.

 

[The Almighty]

Hey bro calm down guy

Why are you dissin' me so? I dont not understand this man. Was you born like Arnold or Vandam? No - everey one got to were they is through hard-work and all. Im peppared to do the hard work I is just aksing for a little help

Im only aksing for your help guy.

Sorry if I said something to you man that is wrong I dident mean it.

You are obviously not "peppared" at all for the hard work and dedication considering you have only been in the game for 6 months. Im only "dissin" you to help you out.

If you are so "peppared" to do the hard work then stay natural for the next 3-5 years.

I "dident" mean to be an asshole in my other posts, but you gotta get smart about this shit. 6 months? You have NO idea how long it takes to figure out your body...to figure out exactly what you should eat and how you should train. Give it a rest dude.

 

[hookuprx]

Listen to Silent Method. Intelligent member.

thederrickm

 

[Silent Method]

Was you born like Arnold or Vandam?

Are you suggesting that Jean-Claude Van Damme and arnold have anything in common as far as physique is concerned? Hope not...

Look, you want help and advice. We know you've been working out for 6 months. How old are you? How much you weigh? How tall are you? Whats your diet like? Whats your body fat %? How much do you SQUAT?

 

[MuscularWarrier]

Hey bro,

I am weight of 155lbs at 5'11" and I is 17 years old.

My goals which I have writen down are to add at least 50lbs of RAW MUSCLE.

I eat plenty of beef and chicken and I got access to protein shakes. But I can only afford $20 for supplements because I is studying. I currently spend all my bux on Myoplex.

Muscular Warrior.

 

[The Almighty]

I have concluded that this has to be a joke.

(I is conclooded that thys haz 2 be a jouke)

 

[genarr3]

"But I can only afford $20 for supplements because I is studying. - Well it seems you're not studying hard enough. Is english a second language?

 

[Axe]

This is one of the funniest trolls I have seen in a while

 

[Silent Method]

Hey bro,

I am weight of 155lbs at 5'11" and I is 17 years old.

My goals which I have writen down are to add at least 50lbs of RAW MUSCLE.

I eat plenty of beef and chicken and I got access to protein shakes. But I can only afford $20 for supplements because I is studying. I currently spend all my bux on Myoplex.

Ok, your going to hate to hear this but - you too young. The potential to screw up your own endocrine system is to great to be playing around with exogenous hormones. Besides, at 17 your basically on steroids naturaly. Take advantage of this time to build a strong foundation and learn the fundamentals of training.

Whats your bodyfat %? You need to figure this out, track it, and learn to calculate your body composition from it. Then you can track the results you are getting from your training and diet.

Your trying to eat lots of protein huh? Good. But do you know how many grams of protein you've eaten so far today? How about yesterday? Last week per day? Last month average? What about carbohydrates and fats? What kind of carbs and fats are you eating? How much? What kind of ratio is you average daily macronutrient intake? Have you tried changing the ratio of you macronutrient intake and observed the effects on physical adaptation?

What kind of training do you do int the gym? What protocol do you follow? Do you change protocols at certain intervals? What protocol seems to work best for you? How much do you squat? Do you squat? After six months of training you cannot give satisfactory answers to all of these questions.

Bro, your not ready. At 17 your in the best position in your life to build a foundation for a body the likes of which you have not yet imagined. Steroids are not the answer nor are the the shortcut. Hell, they are not even necessary. I'll give you the secret here and now. Diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training.

I understand the temptation to use steroids NOW. But trust us. Many of the people on this board KNOW THEIR SHIT! And they know that you are not ready.

 

[The Almighty]

I'll give you the secret here and now. Diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training, diet and training.

Silent, you are a moron. The secret is diet and training. Geez.

 

[Silent Method]

Silent, you are a moron. The secret is diet and training. Geez.

See, I do my best to throw these newbies off so they can't catch up! Give 'em just enough that they don't figure it all out at once.

Yes, the truth is that by diet I mean eat at least 6 beef hearts and 40 naps per day. Training really means synthol injections followed by 86 sets of concentration curls.

 

[The Almighty]

Yes, the truth is that by diet I mean eat at least 6 beef hearts and 40 naps per day. Training really means synthol injections followed by 86 sets of concentration curls.

I see you are finally utilizing my regimen.