So wrong, but still funny

[big4life]

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off.

 

[string_bean00]

Damn, I read that through about four times before I understood.

 

[bran987]

lol!

8

 

[coverguy]

lmao!

 

[season7445]

Funny shit!

Did you hear that she got in a an argument with some chick an an ice cream chop, grabbed an ice cream come from a customer and smashed it in this lady. What a classy broad!

season7445

 

[BileStew]

Damn, I read that through about four times before I understood.

lol....jackass

 

[MAX 300]

welcome to 1998 or whenever that joke was first told