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So this is what i get for not going plat???

jack_schitt said:
Member that time you called me a fag dunk?

Wasn't that yesterday?





...and the day before that


....and the day before that


.....and the...
 
too many advertisements.

ive seen all the pics.

the ONLY thing that plat is worth is "search"

but "search" is not worth the price of plat.
 
Hi Dunk,

We would love for you to become Platinum again. Look at it this way, I know that Elite is an important part of your life and this is a place where you spend a lot of time. You owe it to yourself to make your experience here as fun as possible since this is clearly a form of recreation for you.

If it were me, I would use the $100 off coupon, and go Platinum for life. That's only $199. You also can invest in a 12 month membership and get another 7 months for free. IMHO, those are our best deals.

If you consider Elite Fitness.com to be an essential part of your lifestyle, becoming a Platinum Member makes our member supported forums possible and makes it possible to maintain the quality experience that distinguishes Elite Fitness.com from the other bodybuilding sites on the Net.

Plus, you get important features like Unrestricted Search, a 5000 PM mailbox, live Platinum Chat, the stealth site ExpertPCSupport.com, your own discussion board, the private Platinum Boards, full size pics, no ads, bonus reports, Karma Bookie, Karma Loaded Threads, and fun stuff like Karma Store Discounts, glowing stars and bombs.

Click here to see all of our Platinum Membership packages.
 
George Spellwin said:
Hi Dunk,

We would love for you to become Platinum again. Look at it this way, I know that Elite is an important part of your life and this is a place where you spend a lot of time. You owe it to yourself to make your experience here as fun as possible since this is clearly a form of recreation for you.

If it were me, I would use the $100 off coupon, and go Platinum for life. That's only $199. You also can invest in a 12 month membership and get another 7 months for free. IMHO, those are our best deals.

If you consider Elite Fitness.com to be an essential part of your lifestyle, becoming a Platinum Member makes our member supported forums possible and makes it possible to maintain the quality experience that distinguishes Elite Fitness.com from the other bodybuilding sites on the Net.

Plus, you get important features like Unrestricted Search, a 5000 PM mailbox, live Platinum Chat, the stealth site ExpertPCSupport.com, your own discussion board, the private Platinum Boards, full size pics, no ads, bonus reports, Karma Bookie, Karma Loaded Threads, and fun stuff like Karma Store Discounts, glowing stars and bombs.

Click here to see all of our Platinum Membership packages.


that's a terrific deal!
 
Not under my watch. Dunk, you have 7 days to punish the people who chose to kick a made man while he was down. You need help, point the finger.
 
swole said:
Not under my watch. Dunk, you have 7 days to punish the people who chose to kick a made man while he was down. You need help, point the finger.

Very nice of you swole and great use of an exclusive Karma Store feature for our Platinum Members. Plats, you can give a free 1 week membership to any non-Plat that you like. Check it out in the Karma store!
 
swole said:
Not under my watch. Dunk, you have 7 days to punish the people who chose to kick a made man while he was down. You need help, point the finger.

lol. You crack me up bro. Thanks for the gift.

Yeh man. Juicedmohawk is on the radar. Whats the difference between a g-bomb and a platinum g-bomb?
 
Dunk said:
lol. You crack me up bro. Thanks for the gift.

Yeh man. Juicedmohawk is on the radar. Whats the difference between a g-bomb and a platinum g-bomb?

About 7,000 Karma Hits.
 
George Spellwin said:
Hi Dunk,

We would love for you to become Platinum again. Look at it this way, I know that Elite is an important part of your life and this is a place where you spend a lot of time. You owe it to yourself to make your experience here as fun as possible since this is clearly a form of recreation for you.

If it were me, I would use the $100 off coupon, and go Platinum for life. That's only $199. You also can invest in a 12 month membership and get another 7 months for free. IMHO, those are our best deals.

If you consider Elite Fitness.com to be an essential part of your lifestyle, becoming a Platinum Member makes our member supported forums possible and makes it possible to maintain the quality experience that distinguishes Elite Fitness.com from the other bodybuilding sites on the Net.

Plus, you get important features like Unrestricted Search, a 5000 PM mailbox, live Platinum Chat, the stealth site ExpertPCSupport.com, your own discussion board, the private Platinum Boards, full size pics, no ads, bonus reports, Karma Bookie, Karma Loaded Threads, and fun stuff like Karma Store Discounts, glowing stars and bombs.

Click here to see all of our Platinum Membership packages.

George. $199 life. I dont know.

How much is the 12 month + 7 months free?

And why dont you sweeten this deal for me and throw some karma in there too.
 
Dunk said:
George. $199 life. I dont know.

How much is the 12 month + 7 months free?

And why dont you sweeten this deal for me and throw some karma in there too.

One year is $11.97 x 12 = $143.64 plus 7 more months free. But for just $55 more, you can get the Lifetime if you use the $100 off coupon. Plus, you get more Karma with the Lifetime.

Right now, you get 500 Karma hits for each month of a Platinum Membership that you invest in. Get a Month to Month membership and you get 500 Karma hits when you join and 500 more EVERY time your membership renews. Choose the three month membership which includes a fourth month free, and you'll get 2000 karma hits when you join plus 2000 more every time the membership renews. The six month membership includes three months free, 4500 Karma hits plus a 1000 karma hit bonus. The one year membership comes with 7 months free, 9500 karma hits plus a 3000 karma hit bonus. And the Lifetime membership includes 20,000 karma hits. Still want more? You can even buy Karma from the Karma Store, and Plats get a 100% matching bonus!
 
George Spellwin said:
One year is $11.97 x 12 = $143.64 plus 7 more months free. But for just $55 more, you can get the Lifetime if you use the $100 off coupon. Plus, you get more Karma with the Lifetime.

Right now, you get 500 Karma hits for each month of a Platinum Membership that you invest in. Get a Month to Month membership and you get 500 Karma hits when you join and 500 more EVERY time your membership renews. Choose the three month membership which includes a fourth month free, and you'll get 2000 karma hits when you join plus 2000 more every time the membership renews. The six month membership includes three months free, 4500 Karma hits plus a 1000 karma hit bonus. The one year membership comes with 7 months free, 9500 karma hits plus a 3000 karma hit bonus. And the Lifetime membership includes 20,000 karma hits. Still want more? You can even buy Karma from the Karma Store, and Plats get a 100% matching bonus!

So i guess $199 for life is the best deal.

George. I would be interested in the lifetime plat right now for that deal if you round my karma up to a million. Do the right thing.
 
Dunk said:
So i guess $199 for life is the best deal.

George. I would be interested in the lifetime plat right now for that deal if you round my karma up to a million. Do the right thing.


Ok, but if I do, will you promise not to grip and complain about your membership in the future and be an advocate for Elite both on and off this site?
 
George Spellwin said:
Hi Dunk,

We would love for you to become Platinum again. Look at it this way, I know that Elite is an important part of your life and this is a place where you spend a lot of time. You owe it to yourself to make your experience here as fun as possible since this is clearly a form of recreation for you.

If it were me, I would use the $100 off coupon, and go Platinum for life. That's only $199. You also can invest in a 12 month membership and get another 7 months for free. IMHO, those are our best deals.

If you consider Elite Fitness.com to be an essential part of your lifestyle, becoming a Platinum Member makes our member supported forums possible and makes it possible to maintain the quality experience that distinguishes Elite Fitness.com from the other bodybuilding sites on the Net.

Plus, you get important features like Unrestricted Search, a 5000 PM mailbox, live Platinum Chat, the stealth site ExpertPCSupport.com, your own discussion board, the private Platinum Boards, full size pics, no ads, bonus reports, Karma Bookie, Karma Loaded Threads, and fun stuff like Karma Store Discounts, glowing stars and bombs.

Click here to see all of our Platinum Membership packages.


I just have to say, all my usual BS aside, that you have a point there. EF has made me laugh so hard and rarely have time to watch tv and Ive used some of my posts as online journals.
The funniest is rereading my off the wall thoughts and having them recorded for posterity.
The people I have met and a great woman that I want to marry. All b/c of this forum.
Really, why pay for something that is free, but I also like to tip people who deserve it. EF is by far the best online community Ive run across with the diversity of thoughts. I have my personal physics genius Samoth, my peanut gallery too numerous to list. Friends and nearly family I consider.
The price of going plat means that you have that internal drive to return good karma where karma is due.
So, Ill be going lifetime plat soon. Literally, with the huge community and once you form friends, they can answer any technical question posed. And being plat means you are in good karmic standing with the man and people responsible for this.
Literally, a couple hundred bux for all the info at your fingertips, plus literally, laugh out loud comedy writings, why buy books, when Ive written volumes here.
Can you fix the original brothabill account if I pay for lifetime plat?? I lost the password to it and got no response from the plat hotline, my email changed and then I was sent my password to this account, my previous plat handle. Id like the Brothabill account for some dumb reason. I feel like an impostor as brothabilly.
BTW, join my cult and what about buying you lunch in NY next year?? Ill pay for your lunch and a business rate for your time?
 
George Spellwin said:
Ok, but if I do, will you promise not to grip and complain about your membership in the future and be an advocate for Elite both on and off this site?

hows that song go by Luther Vandross....Alwaaaays and foreverrrrrr :rainbow:

George. Do it. Do it.

It seems like kind of a waste for swole to have bought me a weeks plat with karma. Either a) can u give him his karma back for the plat he bought me or ask him if he would like to give it to someone else. Im sure you see where im coming from.
 
Glad to see Dunk and George working things out.. welcome to plat 4 life bro.. its an awesome group of only the best good bros.
 
blut wump said:
George I took out a Plat for 6 months + 3 months free and I didn't get the full Karma allocation of 4500 + 1000 bonus. I only received somewhere between 1500 and 1800, I can't be sure exactly. I sent an email to support without any response and I posted here after the purchase: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5340627&postcount=16

Could you sort out my missing 4000 Karmas, please?

I just gave you 10,000 of my own. I am sorry if you did not get your renewal Karma.
 
SoreArms said:
planning on decreasing your customer service/support from the already "elite" status it currently has?

Not at all, but Dunk was real upset before about his membership so I refunded him. I'll help him out with the Lifetime and extra Karma, but I want to make sure that he'll be happy.
 
George takes care of the good bros.

bad bros get spam mail
 
BrothaBill said:
Can you fix the original brothabill account if I pay for lifetime plat?? I lost the password to it and got no response from the plat hotline, my email changed and then I was sent my password to this account, my previous plat handle. Id like the Brothabill account for some dumb reason. I feel like an impostor as brothabilly.
BTW, join my cult and what about buying you lunch in NY next year?? Ill pay for your lunch and a business rate for your time?

Hello BrothaBill,

I appreciate your interest in a Lifetime Membership, and I would do it now because the $100 off coupon won't be around forever, but we're happy to support your accounts even if you are not a lifer. Just call us toll free at 888-613-8959 whenever you need help.

I merged your BrothaBill account with your BrothaBilly account. Now you can login as BrothaBill the password is the same as you have been using.

I appreciate your support of the site!
 
The only reason Swole did that for you is because he wants to boink you. Be careful.. very careful
 
dunk said:
hows that song go by Luther Vandross....Alwaaaays and foreverrrrrr :rainbow:

George. Do it. Do it.

It seems like kind of a waste for swole to have bought me a weeks plat with karma. Either a) can u give him his karma back for the plat he bought me or ask him if he would like to give it to someone else. Im sure you see where im coming from.

dunk,

Welcome to Platinum for Life! Thank you for supporting the site and congratulations on getting such an outstanding deal! I'll hook swole up too!
 
Frisky said:
The only reason Swole did that for you is because he wants to boink you. Be careful.. very careful
Does the technique work? I seem to have enough for about 8 boinks.


Congrats, Dunk.
 
George Spellwin said:
Hello BrothaBill,

I appreciate your interest in a Lifetime Membership, and I would do it now because the $100 off coupon won't be around forever, but we're happy to support your accounts even if you are not a lifer. Just call us toll free at 888-613-8959 whenever you need help.

I merged your BrothaBill account with your BrothaBilly account. Now you can login as BrothaBill the password is the same as you have been using.

I appreciate your support of the site!
excellent customer service!
 
bigmann245 said:
hey george i dont believe i got the 20,000k when i went plat for life..... whats the deal???

I really don't think the system is broken. I'm pretty sure that you did. How about I make you a deal you cannot refuse. I'll get you 100,000 Karma Hits for $49.48 plus I'll add on 25,000 more as an additional bonus! Think about all those crowns and the punch your Karma Hits will pack then!
 
George Spellwin said:
I really don't think the system is broken. I'm pretty sure that you did. How about I make you a deal you cannot refuse. I'll get you 100,000 Karma Hits for $49.48 plus I'll add on 25,000 more as an additional bonus!


i already bought like $250 worth of k already... now you want me to buy more??? plus i went plat for life..... ouch....
 
now thats fair. thanks george. this is why i went plat for life. ive been here since 2000 and plan on being here for a while.... this site has literally transformed my life. i did the hard work in the gym but the knowledge i recieved got me farther than i would have ever on my own....
 
bigmann245 said:
i already bought like $250 worth of k already... now you want me to buy more??? plus i went plat for life..... ouch....

Since you seem sure the 20,000 did not get added, I gave you 20,000 of mine. But I'm pretty sure that the system is adding the Karma properly. Regardless, enjoy the 20,000 bonus and if you want the other 125,000 Karma Hit deal, I'll be happy to honor that for you too. But let's not advertise that deal outside of this thread or everyone will want it. Thanks for your support of the site - you make all of this possible!
 
hamstershaver said:
george i dont remember getting my bonus :qt:

You got a 19 month Platinum Membership if I recall for winning a contest! Sounds like a bonus to me!
 
bigmann245 said:
george is great... he gives us chocolate cake.....

Does this mean you want the 125,000 Karma Hits now, or do you need twice that many?
 
Frisky said:
The only reason Swole did that for you is because he wants to boink you. Be careful.. very careful

lol...whats the matter...jealous??

George. You handle yourself nicely i must say. You should come around more often. Thanks. (i think :worried: )

oh one more thing. The "D" in my name was capital. Now its not.
 
dunk said:
lol...whats the matter...jealous??

George. You handle yourself nicely i must say. You should come around more often. Thanks. (i think :worried: )

oh one more thing. The "D" is my name was capital. Now its not.


congrats dunk
 
George Spellwin said:
Does this mean you want the 125,000 Karma Hits now, or do you need twice that many?


what would the deal be if i wanted twice the 125,000? im interested and curious.....
 
stilleto said:

5 years from now he'll realize he paid 250.00 for green dots... GREEN DOTS.

I wish I were George, he's a genius ;)
 
bigmann245 said:
what would the deal be if i wanted twice the 125,000? im interested and curious.....

Well, I gave you a special deal of $49.48 for 100,000 Karma plus a 25,000 bonus. For 2 x $49.48, I can get you 200,000 Karma plus twice the 25,000 bonus. So, $98.96 for 250,000 Karma Hits. But, if you were to want 300,000 Karma Hits, I could not give you a third 25,000 bonus - unfortunately, that just would not be possible even for an outstanding bro like you, bigmann245. And again, please keep this deal confined to this thread only.
 
Frisky said:
5 years from now he'll realize he paid 250.00 for green dots... GREEN DOTS.

I wish I were George, he's a genius ;)

Frisky,

When you support Elite Fitness.com by investing in extra Karma, your dollars support the forums you love and depend on. This is the largest archive of bodybuilding knowlege that has ever existed in the entire world - and keeping it online is a huge cost.

If you consider Elite Fitness.com to be an essential part of your lifestyle, investing in extra Karma makes our member supported forums possible and makes it possible to maintain the quality experience that distinguishes Elite Fitness.com from the other bodybuilding sites on the Net.

bigmann245 is an outstanding bro for his help keeping us online! And thank you for your support too!
 
Frisky said:
5 years from now he'll realize he paid 250.00 for green dots... GREEN DOTS.

I wish I were George, he's a genius ;)

Sounds like SOMEONE doesnt want their modship.
 
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