on my 7th birthday my dad gave me a 8 " 1x4 piece of wood ,told ne it was a boat, ,on my 8th birthday he drove a nail thru it ,said it was a mast for a sail .......mom said he was spoiling me.
My Uncle used to send us great gifts as a kid.
One year he sent me a lump of coal. No joke. Thats it.
Bastard. I think I can mark that as the day I decided everyone could go fuck themselves. My life has been out of control ever since that moment.
Stupid lump of coal!
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