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So nervous about tonight

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John G

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Tonight will be the first time I dance at a club. Wearing a G-string is going to be alittle weird. Do you guys/gals have any advice or suggestions to help me out a bit?
 
Bro if it is your first time in a club, just cover up a bit more, hang at the bar and if the mood takes you then dance a bit, damn newbies always going in both feet first.
 
Heheh

I am now a male stripper. I went to hangout at the club a few times to get confortable with the atmosphere. But the only thing is it is a Gay club/bar which doesn't bother me at all ( I am not Gay though) I am just so dam insecure about myself.
 
tuc biscuit said:
Bro if it is your first time in a club, just cover up a bit more, hang at the bar and if the mood takes you then dance a bit, damn newbies always going in both feet first.
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LOL now THAT is funny
 
I really don't care about the...

Not worried about the boner. I have to be atleast semi hard while dancing.
 
Dude yu`re not gay and dancing for gay guys??? How the hell is that gonna work?

Not to knock you bro. I don`t know you but check your gay meter again. Seriously.

You might have a little in ya.
 
Not gay

Not gay, I decieded to dance and ONLY dance in a gay club because of the money. I don't do lap dances, I don't go in the back and give blowjobs. I love pussy to much.
 
just makin sure man



scare tatics always work bro



hey yougot any customes to waer or u just go up there and in a thong?

u got a brazlian lately?
 
good call tiger, I think a Lone Ranger mask is essential to have in case your mom comes there on ladies night.
 
I think some of the lotion with the sparkles in it rubbed on your ass would be attractive. Especially if the g string has sparkles on it too........
 
OK, This is the deal You have to be semi-hard to go dance. You`re NOT gay but dancing for gay guys.

So You`re dancing with a hardon while 100 gay guys are watching with hardons. AND you have to try and turn them on. Of course they can`t touch you. Those are the rules. God forbid they are broken.

So if you do your job well, About 90 of the 100 gay guys are gonna try to touch you WHILE you have this hardon WHILE they have THEIR hardon. And try to pick you up Telling you how they want to ass rape you etc... While you smile at them to keep them interested but politely saying NO.

So as long as you get paid... It`s all good?

and you`re NOT gay?
 
gonelifting said:
OK, This is the deal You have to be semi-hard to go dance. You`re NOT gay but dancing for gay guys.

So You`re dancing with a hardon while 100 gay guys are watching with hardons. AND you have to try and turn them on. Of course they can`t touch you. Those are the rules. God forbid they are broken.

So if you do your job well, About 90 of the 100 gay guys are gonna try to touch you WHILE you have this hardon WHILE they have THEIR hardon. And try to pick you up Telling you how they want to ass rape you etc... While you smile at them to keep them interested but politely saying NO.

So as long as you get paid... It`s all good?

and you`re NOT gay?
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while that sounds like you'd have to be gay to do it, there are many straight guys that dance in gay clubs and play the role of a gay guy and make serious amounts of cash.
 
If you're as straight as you claim, no way are you gonna be able to stay semi-hard unless you take some cialis or viagra and force yourself to be semi-hard.
 
LMAO.........

gonelifting said:
OK, This is the deal You have to be semi-hard to go dance. You`re NOT gay but dancing for gay guys.

So You`re dancing with a hardon while 100 gay guys are watching with hardons. AND you have to try and turn them on. Of course they can`t touch you. Those are the rules. God forbid they are broken.

So if you do your job well, About 90 of the 100 gay guys are gonna try to touch you WHILE you have this hardon WHILE they have THEIR hardon. And try to pick you up Telling you how they want to ass rape you etc... While you smile at them to keep them interested but politely saying NO.

So as long as you get paid... It`s all good?

and you`re NOT gay?
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gonelifting said:
OK, This is the deal You have to be semi-hard to go dance. You`re NOT gay but dancing for gay guys.

So You`re dancing with a hardon while 100 gay guys are watching with hardons. AND you have to try and turn them on. Of course they can`t touch you. Those are the rules. God forbid they are broken.

So if you do your job well, About 90 of the 100 gay guys are gonna try to touch you WHILE you have this hardon WHILE they have THEIR hardon. And try to pick you up Telling you how they want to ass rape you etc... While you smile at them to keep them interested but politely saying NO.

So as long as you get paid... It`s all good?

and you`re NOT gay?
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looks like someone's been through the ropes ;)


j/k
 
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