So my dog licked my ass again...

[stilleto]

not really, but i love parody threads.

i'm so tired, and out of sleeping pills (OTC). i think its time for a nyquil and vodka cocktail or i'll never get through the night.

 

[biteme]

That's one reason why dogs gross me out. They lick their ass and then even grosser people let them lick them on the face and mouth because they say a dog's mouth is cleaner... Bullshit, they eat shit and vomit for Christ's sake.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@OTC sleeping pills


n00b

 

[DannoMight]

How bout some late night doobie snacks. I'm a little whooped from riding a good chunk of the day.

 

[heatherrae]

My dog doesn't lick me. I must taste funny.

 

[Scotsman]

My dog doesn't lick me. I must taste funny.

Have you tried peanut butter?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[heatherrae]

Have you tried peanut butter?

Cheers,
Scotsman

I don't mean on my hoo ha.

If I wanted that, I would adopt this dog:

 

[Dial_tone]

My dog is not big on licking either. HE's maybe licked me 4-5 times in 4 years.

 

[heatherrae]

My dog is not big on licking either. HE's maybe licked me 4-5 times in 4 years.

yeah, I'm glad that mine doesn't do that all the time. That can get pretty gross. My ex bf had 2 damn St. Bernards that would get big long things of slobber hanging out of their mouthes and then come over and try to lick your damn face. UGH. It was like getting 3 pounds of snot wiped on you.

 

[mountain muscle]

yeah, I'm glad that mine doesn't do that all the time. That can get pretty gross. My ex bf had 2 damn St. Bernards that would get big long things of slobber hanging out of their mouthes and then come over and try to lick your damn face. UGH. It was like getting 3 pounds of snot wiped on you.

lmao, welcome to my world.

Snoop gets a good foot then decides to shake his head right next to me like a slobber ied.

 

[heatherrae]

lmao, welcome to my world.

Snoop gets a good foot then decides to shake his head right next to me like a slobber ied.

yeah, that is just nasty!

 

[mountain muscle]

yeah, that is just nasty!

Don't make me sick the dick on you Heather...


http://humor.beecy.net/politics/tenways/

 

[Mr. dB]

I don't mean on my hoo ha.

If I wanted that, I would adopt this dog:

He could hit the cul-de-sac with that thing.

 

[stilleto]

ok, well seriously, one of my doggies is obsessed with licking between my toes. its heaven.

 

[heatherrae]

Don't make me sick the dick on you Heather...


http://humor.beecy.net/politics/tenways/

 

[heatherrae]

ok, well seriously, one of my doggies is obsessed with licking between my toes. its heaven.

I had a Shitzu that always wanted to do that. I found it creepy.

 

[stilleto]

I had a Shitzu that always wanted to do that. I found it creepy.

don't knock it till you try it. it can be quite exhilarating.

 

[Smurfy]

don't knock it till you try it. it can be quite exhilarating.

ever have a man seductively lick your toes? talk about exhilarating

 

[heatherrae]

ever have a man seductively lick your toes? talk about exhilarating

Meh. I like the little asian chicks rubbing my feet during pedicures. There's something sexy about being that subserviant...lol.

 

[blueta2]

my neighbor's dog always comes over to lick me, I must just be that tasty

 

[PICK3]

Quit putting peanut butter on your ass.

just sayin

 

[swole]

ever have a man seductively lick your toes? talk about exhilarating

i've gotten girls off that way, seriously

nothing like watching your girl squirm with pleasure while you're working on her beautiful feet with your mouth

 

[biteme]

ok, well seriously, one of my doggies is obsessed with licking between my toes. its heaven.

Eeeewwww. Does your man ever unknowingly lick your toes afterwards? If I kiss my gf's neck and it tastes sour, I know the dogs have licked her.

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm all over a sexy pair of feet, mang.

 

[swole]

I'm all over a sexy pair of feet, mang.

ever fuck and blow a load on a chick's feet?

lol me neither but i'm going to do it soon

 

[Dial_tone]

ever fuck and blow a load on a chick's feet?

lol me neither but i'm going to do it soon

It's on my todo list.

 

[Spartacus]

u remind me of Buffy "Buttfuck" Davis

 

[Mr. dB]

ever fuck and blow a load on a chick's feet?

lol me neither but i'm going to do it soon

Are you talking about fucking the feet, or just fucking vaginally and then blowing the load on the feet?

 

[jh1]

 

[swole]

Are you talking about fucking the feet, or just fucking vaginally and then blowing the load on the feet?

putting teh cawk in between the arches then blowing it on her toesies

you can start in the vageen tho

 

[heatherrae]

u remind me of Buffy "Buttfuck" Davis

Dial tone reminds you of Bucky Davis? That is quite a strange comparison.

 

[PICK3]

Quit putting peanut butter on your ass.

just sayin

ololololololo!