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So it begins............
- Thread starter SoreArms
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Maybe, just maybe, she said "friends..." in front of the other guy to keep her fuckfest tomorrow on the downlow.
Fuck "coffee" bro. how about "Sure, I`ll try those edible handcuffs out"... "Do you have any, or shall we pick them up?"
Don`t waste time bro... She did`nt.
Fuck "coffee" bro. how about "Sure, I`ll try those edible handcuffs out"... "Do you have any, or shall we pick them up?"
Don`t waste time bro... She did`nt.
Delinquent
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gonelifting said:
That's what I was thinking. Once the server walked over, she decided to say the friends bit so that word doesn't get around.
TXM4DM4N
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Sorearms, these cats are giving you some good advice. You need to find your own damn handcuffs (perhaps non edible 
), be prepared. She has at least told you one kinky thing she likes. Anyway, if she is the typical young big mouth waitress type, everyone will know your business before you do. Dont tell her anything you dont want her to repeat. Next time she starts that friends shit, move on to the next target. Let her make friends with the gay co-workers and stuff. You aren't there to make friends damnit! represent & post pics!!! 
), be prepared. She has at least told you one kinky thing she likes. Anyway, if she is the typical young big mouth waitress type, everyone will know your business before you do. Dont tell her anything you dont want her to repeat. Next time she starts that friends shit, move on to the next target. Let her make friends with the gay co-workers and stuff. You aren't there to make friends damnit! represent & post pics!!!
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gonelifting said:
Pulled the words right out of my mouth. It was totally to keep things secret from the other waiter.
SoreArms
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Thanks bros,
I hear you guys on the taking charge part. My original plan, before I even started there, was to play it cool and slow and have them persue me, like Jersey Art said, but this chick threw in a wild card andmade me forget the game plan. Oh well, it is what it is and I hope what it is, is some kinky sex. If not, I hope to find a cool way to move on to hit on the other chicks there and still seem like good/cool guy rather than a horn ball that just wants to bone them all (even though thats exactly what I am).
I hear you guys on the taking charge part. My original plan, before I even started there, was to play it cool and slow and have them persue me, like Jersey Art said, but this chick threw in a wild card andmade me forget the game plan. Oh well, it is what it is and I hope what it is, is some kinky sex. If not, I hope to find a cool way to move on to hit on the other chicks there and still seem like good/cool guy rather than a horn ball that just wants to bone them all (even though thats exactly what I am).
JerseyArt said:Spot on. It isn't manipulation. He's the one who has to stick his neck out so to speak
The first thing that popped into my mind when I was reading his post was along the lines of
Her: telling the edible hand cuff anecdote
Me: "Are you threatening me? Is that some kind of threat? I'm not sure I could trust you if I were tied up and helpless. What exactly are you planning on doing to me" Treat the whole thing as a joke and be flirty.
Then to ask her out I would do this long drawn out "It's cool talking to you. If only there were some way two people who worked together could sit down, grab a cup of coffee, and talk outside of work. I can't believe no one has ever invented some kind of casual ritual where two people could meet outside of work. You would think in all the thousands of years of human development someone could have come up with a way..............."
And just keep going until she suggests it herself
If she isn't too bright though, that could take a while
.... so you're suggesting that telling her you have a buck Armadillo raging in your trousers was not the way to start things off?
