So I'm walking on the highway last night...

[u4ik_RAGE]

It's 1am and raining. I see a nutjob try to drive his car into me. I throw my arms straight out to the sides like, WTF?! I tilt my head back because I can't look. The guy tries to steer into me, but thankfully because the road is slick, he barely dodges me. He speeds off at insane speeds. The guy was clearly on crack.

As if that isn't crazy enough, moments later, a mack truck actually slams into me. I go flying, but miraculously, get no scratches. The guy is going to be charged with attempted manslaughter.

I'm rich biatch!!

 

[PoyeBoy]

wtf, lol :frol:

 

[u4ik_RAGE]

How can you laugh at my misfortune. I was lying unconscious for nearly an hour. Last time I do cardio in the middle of the highway.

 

[u4ik_RAGE]

My avatar is in honor of Rich Ganon. I admire any man who can get constantly knocked on his ass in the course of 3 hours and continually get up.