So I'm really high again...

[The Eugenius]

... and I have decided to have one of either two goals in my life:

1. Become a nanotechnologist, to invent machines to attach themselves onto the pleasure centers of the brain, which would then cause the most pleasurable, orgasmic high ever experienced by man. I will then severely limit the spread of this heavenly machinery, to aid my future role of becoming the most powerful drug lord ever to walk the earth. I will then take over the globe and rule its puny inhabitants with a Mjollnir-like fist. No, I never liked you guys, even though I said I did. Fuckers.

2. or become a geneticist, to create an army of evil albino midgets. These midgets will instill the greatest, most horrifying loss of bodily fluids in any mortal man. With said midgets, I shall then TAKE OVER THE WORLD (in a "Brain" impersonating voice). Then I will propogate the world with evil angry space monkeys. Said monkeys will kill each living human by burrowing up their asses (a la Nathan) and eating the victims from the inside.

Either way, I am still going to make a time machine afterwards. Things I'm going to be:
1. 1930s New York Mobster
2. Ninja in feudal Japan
3. Murderous, pillaging Viking
4. A Dutch man, present times. Only good things come out of the Netherlands.
5. I like chocolate. Does anyone know how much glass smoking pipes go for? I just dropped my roommate's and I had to smoke with a page torn from a bible (toc pages, can't go to hell for that). Now I have to buy him another one.

That's it. Bye.

By the way, I AM going to hell.

 

[beefybull]

Need to get a little more specific with the glass pipe details, homey.

Is it a spoon, bubbler, etc?? How long is/was it?

Stores/head shops are rapin on prices generally. If you want a good deal, you're going to HAVE to get it on the internet. Search around.

 

[The Eugenius]

Thanks.

I am guessing it is a 4-5'' spoon pipe, from the way it looked. He did look online, and he sent me a link to a $40 pipe. I think I should stab him with the remnants of the old one. I looked around myself, and the cheapest one I could find was $25. There is no way I am spending that much for him.

Anyone else know about this stuff?

 

[Big Jroy]

Goal number one sounds like a winner . let me know if you need someone to slang that shit on the street corner

 

[Alex Cross]

Either way, I am still going to make a time machine afterwards. Things I'm going to be:
1. 1930s New York Mobster

Prohibition, Al Capone (although I think he was Chicago??), Im fucking there! And I will see you in hell as well

A/C

 

[beefybull]

Thanks.

I am guessing it is a 4-5'' spoon pipe, from the way it looked. He did look online, and he sent me a link to a $40 pipe. I think I should stab him with the remnants of the old one. I looked around myself, and the cheapest one I could find was $25. There is no way I am spending that much for him.

Anyone else know about this stuff?

$25 is probably about as good as its getting. You might find $20, but that'd be a stretch. If you broke it, the cool thing to do would be get him another pipe.