Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below and had just finished up my lifting routine and was doing some cardio. Well I heard this grunting from around the corner in the freeweight area. Mind you I can't see whats going on because I'm on the treadmill in the cardio section. Well about midway through I kept hearing this guy grunting. I thought, boy he must really be pumping them out over there. Well the anticipation became to much. I just had to stop what I was doing and walk around the corner and check out this astonishment. As I anxiously await for what I am about to see, thoughts kept racing through my mind, this must be one huge mofo benching like 500, or could it be, Dorian Yates in my gym!!!!!! To my surprise when I peeked around the corner I saw some skrawy ass middle aged guy with his shirt off dumbbell pressing 2 40 pounders with his sunken chest. Then he flexed in the mirror like he was constipated. Then before any negative thoughts entered my mind. I thought to myself, hey we all had to start somewhere.
So I was at the gym today...
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ajtomasi
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MFMan said:
you are way too kind, most EF member would have burst out laughing on the spot.
the nature boy
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he had his shirt off? wtf?
Was he grunting while he flexed or while he lifted?
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ajtomasi
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CipherLock said:
while taking a shit on the gym floor
AustinTX
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there was this guy at my gym screaming his head off on every rep in the freeweight area, enough to be a real distraction, he was curling a 50lb ez bar. I could give a crap about the wt he's lifting, but give me a break, no reason to sound like a 500 lb sweaty trucker having his first orgasm in 5 years.
The Red Dragon
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Screamers are the most annoying people in the gym
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Crazy Ivan
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Exactly why I no longer go to the gym and workout at home.
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Baoh
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That was his way of letting you know that he wanted you to set him on fire.
The Red Dragon
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True, I've seen both types...the one that also gives unwanted and wrong advice is pretty bad too
The Red Dragon
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Also the ones that don't wipe up their pool of sweat But screamers can actually ruin your set, there was this guy, had the most awful grunting and he wasn't really lifting much either.
gettinlarger
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danielson said:
Oh man. There's one of these dildos at my gym. Once in a great while, he'll do a useful exercise (he usually does nothing. I swear. nothing.), and he'll leave his shit there and walk around. What a tool.
Still can remember when i went to the gym in college for the first time back in 1990 weighing 110 as a freshman. That 45 bar was heavy and could only bench 120.... Yeah, got a lot of stares/laughs from the bigger and other upper classmen. Well, 12 yrs later i see the same guys like me.... Figure gotta start some time.....
supersizeme
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I work out at a Ballys, and I usually take my shirt off about halfway through my workout once I'm good and soaked through with sweat. After I take it off, I like to wander around the gym and accidentally bump into people during their sets and be like, "my bad" and then wipe them off with my clammy, dripping workout towel. Then I go over to the fan, turn it on full blast and air my pits out followed by hiking one leg up over the fan so I can cool off my swampy crotch.
The Red Dragon
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lmao
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