So I passed by a bum this morning...

[Dial_tone]

he was pushing a shopping cart with about 37,354 aluminum cans (give or take) on it. It dawned on me....how much more of a mess would this country be without homeless people to recycle cans, bottles, clothes, etc?

 

[Mr. dB]

They're like human catfish.

 

[Ish]

And like catfish, most don't have teeth.

 

[bb079]

They're like human catfish.

 

[Raina]

 

[dutchman063]

you ever see the mess a bum can leave behind?

 

[gotmilk]

Thank god he picked up the cans.....to offset the piss he took on the street followed by the snotrocket he shot....and the spittle he dropped.

Those 37000 cans gave him $1850 unless he was able to find a place that gives a %5 total bonus.

 

[silverbackn]

..........I didn't want to laugh, but I did

 

[Mr. dB]

Did you show the bum how smooth and hairless your butt is?

 

[biteme]

I always wonder when I see these people. I'd like to be able to see their entire life in a vision to see what brought them to the point of where they are.

 

[swole]

I always wonder when I see these people. I'd like to be able to see their entire life in a vision to see what brought them to the point of where they are.

i think the same thing man, i wish bums were allowed to tell their entire life story on tv or something

 

[Dial_tone]

i think the same thing man, i wish bums were allowed to tell their entire life story on tv or something

Do what a friend of mine used to do. Pay them $5-10 to tell you their story.

 

[hardrock]

Yesterday on the way to my work holiday party I saw a bum carrying about 30 bags down the street. "Someone got their Christmas shopping done today" I said to my coworkers. You'd think he'd get a friggin cart.

 

[seizer]

Do what a friend of mine used to do. Pay them $5-10 to tell you their story.

I'm going to do that and I'm going to smoke them up at the same time. What a sick idea to do during the christmas holidays.

I'm actually going to do this.

Stay tuned for bum interviews.

 

[biteme]

I'm going to do that and I'm going to smoke them up at the same time. What a sick idea to do during the christmas holidays.

I'm actually going to do this.

Stay tuned for bum interviews.

"Get that son of a bitch! He just stole my pants."