So I got botox...

[needtogetarmy]

The stress of life caught up with me and I had massive underarm sweat that just couldn't be stopped for the past month.

Shaving didn't work. Tried home remedies. Nada.

So I checked on botox. Went to a local spa (filled with hawt women) paid $400 for shots. It took 5 mins. Stung a little. Got a free massage and facial (not that kind you sick fools) coupon so I'll be back for those to pamper myself. Insurance may cover it too. Sweet.

It took a few days to kick in. Got it on a Monday, by Wed-Thurs I am now dry as a whistle and don't even need deodorant. I paid up the ying-yang for a script for deodorant and I don't need it.

Highly recommended if ya need it. Hopefully the Spring will be better and I won't need to go back.

Time to check the chicken. Oven roasted, with fresh garlic and homemade tomato sauce. Long-grain rice too! Life is good.

 

[75th]

How often do you have to do it? Also, does your armpit not stink anymore even without deodorant?

Had no clue a problem like this could start late(r) in life.

 

[75th]

Also, lol @ getting botox.

 

[binö]

some one source me a good ug botox connect
for me friend
jus' sayin'

 

[binö]

75th look how close our karma levels are.
i want to be your mirror e-image, no sechual or homo
sorry

 

[puddlemonkey]

Also, lol @ getting botox.

lol@script deodorant

 

[75th]

ollolol jebus.

75th look how close our karma levels are.
i want to be your mirror e-image, no sechual or homo
sorry

 

[needtogetarmy]

lol at the lol's above.

He said it depends on the individual. Could be 3-4 months, could be much, much longer. I don't think mine is a permanent problem - it is stress related. He said botox wouldn't get me 100% dry (hence the script for the deodorant) but I was bone dry days later.

I never smelled even when I sweat. I shower 2-3 times a day, maybe that is it. One day I was off and was just running around in a t-shirt and I was out and was like damn I didn't put on deodorant but looked down and it was totally dry. No smell either. I am one clean mo-fo. Where the white women at?

 

[puddlemonkey]

not so close anymore, ha!

 

[binö]

not so close anymore, ha!

dick!

 

[75th]

ollolollolol.

 

[binö]

puds trade me cindylou and i never make a fatty boom bobba joke again!@#

 

[puddlemonkey]

puds trade me cindylou and i never make a fatty boom bobba joke again!@#

Not a chance, she's a gem!

 

[binö]

Not a chance, she's a gem!

i worry about her getting smothered is all

 

[puddlemonkey]

i worry about her getting smothered is all

the only thing she's being smothered by is Omega's e-faggotry

 

[binö]

the only thing she's being smothered by is Omega's e-faggotry

he swindled phoenix, i think cindy is next to fall victim to his
non-sechual advances

 

[puddlemonkey]

he swindled phoenix, i think cindy is next to fall victim to his
non-sechual advances

Not a chance, she's gotta better tastes than that.



Phoenix was young and impressionable, didn't know any better.

 

[mrplunkey]

IMO there seems to be a correlation between stank and water consumption (and hygiene, but that is a given).

And grats on the botox thing. I've been considering it myself. The twins are wrinkled. I wonder if botox would smooth them out.

 

[-SD-]

lol at teh sick dots on binos O.

 

[binö]

synthol or botox, what should my friend use for his calves?

 

[mrplunkey]

synthol or botox, what should my friend use for his calves?

Screw the calves. I'd go for this look:

 

[captainahole]

I wonder if botox will take the wrinkles out of my ball sack. But then again, who knows you did it? It's not as if you can go around and show it to everyone. Well maybe in Jail you can.