So i get this letter from Petra Verkaik today...

[Testosterone boy]

It starts off by saying that she found a letter I sent her some time ago. I am instantly elated because in this letter I offered to help her escape to a tropical island and make love to her at least four times a day.

Well....slow down, she has also returned my check of $41 for the Petra Torso Candle. That check was written almost two years ago.

Sadly...she has not agreed to my offer to elope to an island. She did not even mention my offer.


I have decided she is simply disorganized. I'd still hit it though.

 

[Citruscide]

Petra rocks... big boobies.

C-ditty

 

[Testosterone boy]

Petra rocks... big boobies.

C-ditty

I know nothing about Petra other than her figure is simply amazing. You would prolly have to be worth millions to get her attention. I'd hit it though....don't get me wrong.

 

[the People's Champ]

yeah, I'd hit those speeadbags.

 

[Testosterone boy]

yeah, I'd hit those speeadbags.

Hey....you other guys ever hear of Petra? I think her boobies have shrunk since the centerfold days.

 

[WarriorPL]

i'd hit it!

 

[The Architect]

That girls is super fine. Hey Test whats a Petra Torso Candle?

 

[Testosterone boy]

i'd hit it!

So....we have three guys at Elite that would hit the most published girl in Playboy history? Hmmm. www.PetraCentral.com

 

[Testosterone boy]

That girls is super fine. Hey Test whats a Petra Torso Candle?

It's an exact duplicate of the torso of Petra. Constructed of wax and 8 inches tall. At $41, you prolly would not burn it.

If it was 24" tall, I would hit it!

 

[GRIT]

i would so hit that ass!!!!!!!! her face is kinda ugly but those fake ass jiggle titties are just righ!!!

 

[Testosterone boy]

i would so hit that ass!!!!!!!! her face is kinda ugly but those fake ass jiggle titties are just righ!!!

Her tits are very real I promise you. How extremely rare to find big tits and a great ass.

 

[GRIT]

Her tits are very real I promise you. How extremely rare to find big tits and a great ass.

those are REAL????????????

 

[Testosterone boy]

those are REAL????????????

Oh yea...guaranteed.I've seen all the Petra video footage. It is always a tease, nothing more than a few seconds. I hate the way Playboy edits their tapes.You would think Playboy knows that men are trying to get off, not get frustrated.

 

[GRIT]

god damn, i can just imagine all the guys fighting over her in high school.

i guess i should ahve known they were real, they are nice and jiggly like fake tits usually arent