so i created a 'myspace' page

[habitualhealth]

Your profile sucks. You must make it prettier before I add you. Otherwise I can't let it be known I am e-friends with you.

ps-due to the rapid devaluation of my crackspace profile....i deleted you from my account.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I personally hate it theres crappy ass music and sparkly strobe lights. People try to throw every fucking effect and stupid animated gif on there.

I don't even bother clicking on those profiles.

Those people think they are being cute, but the only thing being accomplished is a 10 minute wait to load their shitty page.

 

[musclemom]

now what?
i mean, who gives a fuck?

I think you're supposed to accidentally "Leak" it's location ...

Then people who "secretely" hate you are supposed to go to the page and post evil remarks such as "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

And then you're supposed to make threats of retribution ...

And then other people are supposed to "find out" where this page is, and since they find watching you go utterly nuclear (because now people are threatening to pee in the seal tank and otherwise harrass other life forms) is so funny that they have to post that you're a stinky diaper head.

And then you cry.

 

[jh1]

AH!

That fucking website is the devil!

 

[healother]

stilleto, you should add me, my myspace page has few friends on it:

www.myspace.com/stevegj

 

[stilleto]

I personally hate it theres crappy ass music and sparkly strobe lights. People try to throw every fucking effect and stupid animated gif on there.

one of the first rules of good web design... get rid of all that crap.

 

[stilleto]

OK, just add me as a friend, then once I'm a friend my pretty face will be displayed on your profile, thus prettying it up

ewwwww.


how do i add you?

 

[stilleto]

I think you're supposed to accidentally "Leak" it's location ...

Then people who "secretely" hate you are supposed to go to the page and post evil remarks such as "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

And then you're supposed to make threats of retribution ...

And then other people are supposed to "find out" where this page is, and since they find watching you go utterly nuclear (because now people are threatening to pee in the seal tank and otherwise harrass other life forms) is so funny that they have to post that you're a stinky diaper head.

And then you cry.

oh. i'll just cry now.
here: http://www.myspace.com/151463089

 

[perkele]

now what?
i mean, who gives a fuck?

 

[mrplunkey]

PM me your profile link and I'll add you if you want more EF folks.