So HI's got a Blind Date

[HighIntensity]

my boy's friend wants to hook me up with her girlfriend...Said you have to meet this cute guy, found out tnight...could be intresting...well see,

Hi must now wash his outfits...and get a hair cut, by the way I went a little overboard on the highlights...oh well



anythoughts...

 

[PHATchik]

Good luck and have fun hun.

 

[Roadblock]

Always have a back-up plan when going on blinddates!

Have fun

 

[PHATchik]

Yea, like have a friend call at a certain time so that you have an excuse to leave. Lol. So original.

 

[HighIntensity]

well im meeting her at my boys bar so------> i can always get out of it, its not the formal....id be cool to her either way...

unless we then dated for three years and she cheated on me, then ill kill her j/king

 

[smallmovesal]

so where we meetin... um, i mean i was supposed to meet a friend at a bar

 

[HighIntensity]

when did you have a baby smalls

 

[smallmovesal]

it's my friend's baby not mine... cute lil baby too.

anyway cntrl refresh and see the evil avatar i have up

 

[Si|vio]

Stop referring to yourself in the third person.

 

[HighIntensity]

stop posting on my threads, i think your in love with me, stalking and shit

 

[Milhouse]

A little advice,

As long as your buddy did not say the words "She has a great personality" then you will be ok.

"She has a nice personality"= Several of the chicks on that elite dating board...ie 550lbs minumum and that does not mean tag team weight hehe

 

[the nature boy]

she's blind eh? sweet! I prefer mine deaf too. Those kind of girls totally fall over for me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

she's blind eh? sweet! I prefer mine deaf too. Those kind of girls totally fall over for me.

I have a feeling I know why they are falling over and that is just mean. you shouldn't take advantage of them. nor should you publicly mock them. we are all superheros, well, okay - not the deaf.
mean bastard you.

 

[the nature boy]

dude if you knew how good blind and deaf girls are in bed your head would spin. they way they feel around your whole body, looking for your appendage, it's amazing. Plus you don't need to waste any more money on blindfolds. Once you go blind and deaf, you'll never go back.





ok so I'm going to hell. I've accepted it.



**Disclaimer, this post was merely in jest, the nature boy loves everyone, including the blind and deaf. the only people he doesn't like are people that watch Queen Latfiah, Jenny Jones (unless it's a makeover show), Jerry Springer, and Boston Public. Thank you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Boston Public.

there's at least one hot chick on that show

 

[the nature boy]

there's at least one hot chick on that show

actually there's a couple. but I can't stand that show. I mean, how many crazy things could happen at ONE school? Every week something's going on. People getting killed, teachers having sex with students, etc. I like more realistic TV shows. Like Alf.

 

[HappyScrappy]

People getting killed, teachers having sex with students, etc. I like more realistic TV shows. Like Alf.

if the people were just hurt or stabbed, then it would be pretty much just like my high school - except at the time we only had one floor. and the teachers weren't as hot.

the most realistic show on tv is that one with the Olsen Twins. yeah, that one.

 

[TheProject]

actually there's a couple. but I can't stand that show. I mean, how many crazy things could happen at ONE school? Every week something's going on. People getting killed, teachers having sex with students, etc. I like more realistic TV shows. Like Alf.

Oh sure, now you gotta bag on Boston Public!

I like that show! Haven't watched it all this year, but I liked the first season.

Just to put this in perspective: how many crazy guys are there that'll run into a ring with a chair?!?

 

[the nature boy]

the most realistic show on tv is that one with the Olsen Twins. yeah, that one.

you mean Full House? Or is there a new one with Mary Kate and Ashley????? Do tell!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

Oh sure, now you gotta bag on Boston Public!

It's like Party of 5. How much bad luck can befall one family? I would have committed suicide after the first season!

 

[TheProject]

It's like Party of 5. How much bad luck can befall one family? I would have committed suicide after the first season!

C'mon, man, you gotta suspend reality for TV purposes. Wouldn't be a drama otherwise!

Never watched Party of 5 though..

What about ER? You think there's really THAT many people that go to a hospital?

 

[Taps]

You mean you guys never had sex with your teachers? How do you think I passed Algebra?

Jeez, get with the program dudes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

all of my teachers had taste... so I was out (lke the fat girl in dodge ball)

 

[Boach]

The last time I went on a blind date, she was fat and not very attractive. I had sex with her, regardless. Let's call it a pity fuck.

 

[the nature boy]

Let's call it a pity fuck.

for whom?


j/k

 

[68GT350]

for whom?


j/k

Was it you???