So anyway... about last night....

[AAP]

Yeah, I got my friend to put that pic and message from Burnando on my partner's car. He was completely unsuspecting that.

So we get in the car and he reads it. He is like "oh shit, it's that creepy dude from gym."

I am like "NOOOOOO!!!!" *mock surprise* "Lemme see that"

*reading*

"you know, he can't spell worth shit it seems."

*pause*

"so... well... are you interested in him?"

(he hit me)

 

[Cutiebaby]

you are soooo silly........i told you that if your partner and you are serious that there is no way that he will want this nerd from the gym...i told you it was funny...him hitting you was funnier.........lol..lol...

 

[saint808]

dude you aren't 13... i expected much more devious stuff from you.

 

[SC4EVA]

Build a bridge and get over this already!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

just make a burnando latex bodysuit and facemask already, you know you want to

 

[john937]

Part 2 - partner takes the pic to the gym and confronts FurBraino.
FurDodo's look of surprise on his face makes it obvious to partner he didn't do it.
Partner thinking hmmmmmm......if FurBear didn't do it.....

 

[slat1]

I didn't think Burnando stood a chance to begin with!

 

[AAP]

Boy, he doesn't know what he is in for. (my partner that is.)

I am going to see if I can find a little Argentina flag to hang on my partner's yacht. (Burnando is from Argentina).

P.S. I never thought for a minute that my partner was leaving me for something like that. Puh-Leeze.

 

[Gambino]

I am going to see if I can find a little Argentina flag to hang on my partner's yacht. (Burnando is from Argentina).

.

damn, so he got the spainish accent...you partner has def. hit it

 

[AAP]

Part 2 - partner takes the pic to the gym and confronts FurBraino.
FurDodo's look of surprise on his face makes it obvious to partner he didn't do it.
Partner thinking hmmmmmm......if FurBear didn't do it.....

LOL!!!

then we break up, he comes back and I still get my Tiffany shopping spree.

this story has a happy ending after all. LOL

 

[redcrimeboy]

does he have an accent AND a lisp?

 

[Mr. dB]

"you know, he can't spell worth shit it seems."

He said that after he got to the "ya'll" part, right?

 

[AAP]

He said that after he got to the "ya'll" part, right?

Or maybe it was my deliberate effort in the Luv Note.

 

[rnch]

i can't believe ya'll are taking this shiot seriously......can't ya'll tell it's all a big joke between AAP and his partner???

 

[Testosterone boy]

Sometimes I think AAP is a legit gay.

Seems to know the culture quite well. In fact, I have learned 90% of the gay culture from his teachings.

 

[seizer]

I like saying 'burnando'.

lol, everyone try it with me.

"BURNANDO"

very good, class.

 

[AAP]

I like saying 'burnando'.

lol, everyone try it with me.

"BURNANDO"

very good, class.

It's true. I nearly fell over the first time someone called him this. I asked why and they said because he burns every single bridge (and person) he comes across.

I could tell him my partner's middle name is Jack.

Burnando has terrible luck with guys named Jack.
The first Jack actually made the mistake of calling Fernando at home in Argentina. Didn't leave a message. But caller ID showed his name. Burnando was furious his parents saw another MAN call him. Burnando went back to Greece and injured this guy so bad he was in the hospital for 3 weeks and lost his vision in one eye. The guy sued (not sure how much, but he won.)

Next up, Burnando meets a guy named Jack - did you guess it? - in New Hampshire. 6 months later, the guy hauls him into court and is awarded $14,000 in a judgement against him.

Burnando comes to South Florida and meets - read for this? - another Jack who ends up loaning him $9000 to pay for attorneys to get a green card. (but makes him sign a notarized statement of intent to pay back) he gets the card, gets a job, buys a motorcycle and immediately has it snatched up by the BSO because the Jack in NH laid an asset claim against it to collect on his debt.
The Jack in South Florida finds out all this and dumps him.

Obviously, Burnando doesn't have good luck with Jacks.
I am going to start calling my partner Jack now.