Snooping Boyfriends....

[AAP]

sigh.... this is almost funny.

Ok, about 3 years ago, I ran into a guy that was really really hot. Went home with him and had mind boggling sex. Next morning, I did not get his:

Phone number
Email
or Last Name

Kind of regretted it, but anyhow a friend who knew about this, still teases me about it to this day. If he sends me an email and I have not responded to a previous one yet, he teases me by just writing.. "Any updates on Frank yet? You must be still be thinking about that hot sex." This is just a teasing way to say "hey, write me back on the last email Bucko.."

So.... I get an email from him today and I haven't responded to his last two. What do you think it says? If you guessed "Any updates on Frank yet? You must be thinking about all that hot sex."

Only problem is, my current BF is the one who opens the email. (yeah... I know it is snooping, but then again, I had nothing to hide so I didn't mind leaving my email box up.)

So now, he is giving me grief about a piece of ass I had 3 years ago. Which is two full years before I met him. Sigh....

again, this is almost funny.

(thank God he never saw those emails from Corn....)

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Privacy is very important.

To preserve it, you must - ASAP - rape your boyfriend in the ass with a machete, then twist the blade, pull out his innards, and burn him with a bottle of diesel fuel and a rag.

 

[AAP]

Dude, where you been? You have been away too long.

 

[Frackal]

eeew you h ad sex with a GUY!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I've been busy with the flock and my new ATV. I found an abandoned shack up the ridge near my house, and now I use it to store my shine bottles so the police don't hassle me anymore.

Pardon me for being out of the know, but did the pool party patrons cause any damage to the house?

Did you get to drown any?

 

[AAP]

eeew you h ad sex with a GUY!

Just once. didn't you read that part?

 

[HighIntensity]

at least your not the bitch AA

 

[NJSerious]

damn i thought you were a dude with a name like anal assplorer.

 

[AAP]

damn i thought you were a dude with a name like anal assplorer.

Everyone is laughing at you. You know that?


P.S. I am a dude.

 

[AAP]

SG - Here is my thread from the pool party.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149384&highlight=pool+party


You must have missed a lot. With all the bannings around here, there will soon be no one left to kill.

 

[AAP]

at least your not the bitch AA

Whew! Although I am being treated like one.

I bet he throws my clothes off his boat and I find them floating in the InterCoastal tomorrow.

 

[vinylgroover]

It's just a ploy from your current boyfriend so that you both have a bit of a lovers tiff and then make up with some hemorrhoid tearing sex.

 

[KnoXville]

damn i thought you were a dude with a name like anal assplorer.

 

[AAP]

It's just a ploy from your current boyfriend so that you both have a bit of a lovers tiff and then make up with some hemorrhoid tearing sex.

Actually we already had sex today. I think he was still emotionally fueled when he found that.

 

[p0ink]

damn i thought you were a dude with a name like anal assplorer.

hahaha

 

[polarpixie]

damn i thought you were a dude with a name like anal assplorer.

OH SHIT!

 

[AAP]

I honestly think we can chalk that bro's post up to his newness around here.

 

[Nathan]

I don't condone gay sex. Unless of course it's really really dirty in which it's just fine.

 

[The Shadow]

.

(thank God he never saw those emails from Corn....)

LOL


He shouldn't worry too much about it.....but I would tell the sender of the comments to back off....

 

[polarpixie]

I honestly think we can chalk that bro's post up to his newness around here.

yeah but it was still funny! Oh the innocent newbies....

 

[AAP]

Re: Re: Snooping Boyfriends....

LOL


He shouldn't worry too much about it.....but I would tell the sender of the comments to back off....

The dude that sent it had no idea. I mean, this is something he has done for over 3 years now. It was just like second nature. My BF was just jealous that someone else has taken a ride on Space Mountain.


P.S. He came crawling back today. (just like he should have.)

 

[GinNJuice]

Re: Re: Re: Snooping Boyfriends....

P.S. He came crawling back today. (just like he should have.)

Now slap'em like a bitch and tell him to recognize!

 

[NJSerious]

oh. you are playing for the other team. backdoor style, i see how it is, now the name makes sense.........nevermind

 

[AAP]

oh. you are playing for the other team. backdoor style, i see how it is, now the name makes sense.........nevermind

We're on the same team!!! yeahhh babyyyy!!!

Want to show me your car?

 

[NJSerious]

We're on the same team!!! yeahhh babyyyy!!!

Want to show me your car?

keep your assploring to yourself or someone that is into that shit. im a straight man.

 

[AAP]

keep your assploring to yourself or someone that is into that shit. im a straight man.

Straight men are the only kind I seem to run into. (literally)

 

[AAP]

lol, who are you trying to kid?

Hey! Be nice. I will let him call himself anything he wants to.

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(@@ = batting eyelashes)

 

[AAP]

lol, this is the girliest thing I think I have ever seen you post!

AA dressed in women's clothing, with makeup and a limp wrist... LOL how much does that bother you?

I can be the bride. Honestly.

"Hey honey, you look great, now bend over and give yo wife some ass."

 

[AAP]

That better not be NJserious.



Then again, that might explain the green and white dye job his car has.....