Small Talk with girls! help!

[tempest2003]

okay, well im not exactly the most exiting guy i guess, i meen I love to talk to girls about stuff but im not a good small talker. Im a nice guy, usualy quiet, and talk sometimes with em, but am not great at starting conversations! if anyone has any pointers, tips or help they can help me out with it would mean the world to me! just somthing that you usualy talk about with a girl when somthing comes up. thanks guys!

 

[-SD-]

1) Ask them questions about themselves and their interests, bitches love talking about themselves.
2) Use that information to then bounce back and forth with them, like if you share an interest or something.
3) Dont panic when there is that "uncomfortable silence" use it as an opportunity to gaze confidently into her eyes for a few seconds, but dont stare. She will notice you are different then every other chicken shit that looks away when there is silence.
4) Dont talk about politics or religion.

 

[vinylgroover]

Make sure you look directly at her tits while talking to her.

It depends on the situation, but a joke is always a good way to set the tone of a conversation. People like to laugh.

No one ever said an approach had to be serious.

 

[jackangel]

ask her about her last cycle.

 

[tempest2003]

ask her about her last cycle.

haha thanks smartass

 

[bwood]

1) Ask them questions about themselves and their interests, bitches love talking about themselves.
2) Use that information to then bounce back and forth with them, like if you share an interest or something.
3) Dont panic when there is that "uncomfortable silence" use it as an opportunity to gaze confidently into her eyes for a few seconds, but dont stare. She will notice you are different then every other chicken shit that looks away when there is silence.
4) Dont talk about politics or religion.

good stuff...

remember to not have an informed opinion on
anything...women hate this...base everything
on estrogen based emotion...
dont ever use logic in her presence!!!

 

[jackangel]

ask her what makes her happiest in this world, or when she was the most happy in her life.

ask her what she finds beautiful

ask her what she would most like to learn, if she were to pick one thing

ask her about the strangest or funniest thing that has ever happened to her

ask her whom she most admires, either in her own life, or from history

while doing this, look at her directly for seconds at a time (not staring for minutes, etc...) with a slight smile on your face, and a light/interested/playful gleam in your eyes.

 

[Juicifer]

Dont panic when there is that "uncomfortable silence" use it as an opportunity to gaze confidently into her eyes for a few seconds, but dont stare. She will notice you are different then every other chicken shit that looks away when there is silence.

good call on that...i think i may look away to quick sometimes...but no more

 

[Crazy Ivan]

1. Be confident. (If it's a date and you are too nervous, down a couple shots of rum or vodka and you'll be set)

2. Make her laugh. Know some decent jokes before hand or lead her to a sarcastic statement.

3. Find out what the two of you have in common. Find out what she likes and dislikes, don't try to talk about yourself too much. Talk about her and give her compliments periodically to make her feel comfortable with you.

4. Unless you know for a fact that she is a slut, don't be overly aggressive. Of course, depending on the situation at hand and circumstances you apply the right amount of aggressiveness to promote results quicker.

 

[tempest2003]

alright, one more thing, shes still getting over her old bf, i meen she hates him hes a punk, but is there anything I can do to win her over and get her mind off him for good? haha i know some of you have to be experts at this! thx again!

 

[Sexual Mustard]

just act like an asshole, and believe me they'll be wanting to talk to you no matter how bad you are in social situations!

SM

 

[biteme]

They say that laughter is the key to a woman's hot box.

 

[karson]

dude

i shouldnt share this secret but here it goes......when you are talking on the bus or whatever at school ect......lean over and wisper in her ear that you wished no one else was around so you could live out a dream you had the night before....this will get you out of any possible friend zone and get her mind on fucking you. i promise it works. i did it in highschool and college and it was 100%....anytime a situation was sputtering i threw it out and wound up in bed.....do it brotha you cant miss i promise

 

[OXANDRIN]

tell them they're fat

 

[jackangel]

alright, one more thing, shes still getting over her old bf, i meen she hates him hes a punk, but is there anything I can do to win her over and get her mind off him for good? haha i know some of you have to be experts at this! thx again!

Offer to kill him, free of charge.

 

[MFMan]

drop your drawers and jack off in front of them

 

[bilat]

Tell them youre a munger.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask her about where she was born, grew up and about her family.
Where were you born?
Do you have any brothers or sisters ?

If it sounds like a normal family, ask what her parents do for a living.

Generally seem interested in her.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Ask her if she wants to take it in the ass or if shes just another jesus freak like the rest of them.

 

[plornive]

Just genuinely be confident that you are better than her. Genuinely believe she is a relatively unimportant sideshow. Do things to show her you are a benevolent asshole. You should be to the point that you have to genuinely try to be nice to her. It's hard to fake this.

While you are doing the above, do something to show her you will fuck her hard. Show her you are not afraid to touch her. Inadvertently touch her legs, tits, ass. If you can do all of this, add what karson said and whisper in her ear (not a pussy school boy whisper, have a deep voice) --- this sounds like a good way to a fast lay. Just do something to excite her and make her imagine you yanking her hair and slapping her bootay as she rides you. Young girls (17-24) love this shit, no joke.

 

[plornive]

Ask her about where she was born, grew up and about her family.
Where were you born?
Do you have any brothers or sisters ?

If it sounds like a normal family, ask what her parents do for a living.

Generally seem interested in her.

Not gonna work, unless she's mentally retarded or you actually enjoy being a pussy whipped bitch. Let's see... -0- ZERO on the sexual excitement factor for her.

 

[slickdadd]

I'd be real prejudice/racist. Plus try and push those views onto them. Raising your tone often and early. Plus if any awkward silence arises, this is the perfect opportunity to stand up and show her how good you can do the robot. That's like the most important thing to a chick after money and security. Can he do the robot well?

 

[Y_lifter]

Not gonna work, unless she's mentally retarded or you actually enjoy being a pussy whipped bitch. Let's see... -0- ZERO on the sexual excitement factor for her.

Well, I really feel Old and out of step now...

 

[Juicifer]

I'd be real prejudice/racist. Plus try and push those views onto them. Raising your tone often and early. Plus if any awkward silence arises, this is the perfect opportunity to stand up and show her how good you can do the robot. That's like the most important thing to a chick after money and security. Can he do the robot well?

girl advice threads are the best...funniest thing is the advice that sounds the most ridiculous is usually the best...except for maybe the robot bullshit but it fuckin cracked me up lmao

 

[slobberknocker]

good stuff...

remember to not have an informed opinion on
anything...women hate this...base everything
on estrogen based emotion...
dont ever use logic in her presence!!!

That's crap. Women respond to a man who is confident and straighforward. There's nothing wrong with having opinions. Besides, most women are tired of men just agreeing with everything they say, because they're hot.

 

[slobberknocker]

It's not necessarily what you say, but the way that you say it that is important. Be assertive but NOT agressive. Be confident, and be capable of delivering concise, intelligible statements, while looking directly at her.


LISTEN to what she has to say, and then use that to continue the conversation. I've had several conversations based almost entirely on information coming from the other person. This takes practice.

 

[The Red Dragon]

Anyone know psych? Apparently you can start them off just by saying stuff that have a sexual undertone to it. Bit vague I know, but you can use certain words/tones to stimulate sexual thoughts.

Yeah I agree, confidence is everything, and you should treat her as if she was very low priority on your list, too much attention can make you seem desperate.

And in my experience, girls almost ALWAYS have something to say on anything.

 

[slobberknocker]

and you should treat her as if she was very low priority on your list, too much attention can make you seem desperate.

This is actually very true. You don't want to seem "too available." Act somewhat interested in her, but don't go overboard, if you understand what I'm getting at.

 

[p0ink]

comment on her vagina.

random girls love that shit.

 

[big_bad_buff]

ask her the same 1 quesion over and over during the whole night, but only ask her like every 20 to 30 min, and when she confronts you about it get very deffensive(saying no i didnt) and pop off with some violent threats towards her if need be.

when she asks you questions, like what's your favorite movie for instance, always talk to your invisable friend jimmy (like chazz palminteri in the pepsi comercials) JIMMY!!!!... what the fucks my favorite movie?

 

[velvett]

1) Ask them questions about themselves and their interests, bitches love talking about themselves.
2) Use that information to then bounce back and forth with them, like if you share an interest or something.
3) Dont panic when there is that "uncomfortable silence" use it as an opportunity to gaze confidently into her eyes for a few seconds, but dont stare. She will notice you are different then every other chicken shit that looks away when there is silence.
4) Dont talk about politics or religion.

Jebbers

If I didn't know better I'd say I've dated you my entire dating life.



















Always did fall for the charmers...

 

[tempest2003]

okay well once your going out should you then be a normal nice guy? like spend all the time you can with her etc? or do you keep playing the game once you have her hooked

 

[The Republican]

okay well once your going out should you then be a normal nice guy? like spend all the time you can with her etc? or do you keep playing the game once you have her hooked

It shouldnt be a "game." If you change once shes hooked she will run away faster than a frenchman. It is a cliche, but just be yourself. If she likes you, great. If not, dont waste your time.

 

[slobberknocker]

okay well once your going out should you then be a normal nice guy? like spend all the time you can with her etc? or do you keep playing the game once you have her hooked

Unfortunately, you have to keep playing the game. Don't treat her like shit, by any means. BUT, don't be "too nice." Basically, don't be a pushover. Be the man in the relationship, lol.

 

[big_bad_buff]

I'd be real prejudice/racist. Plus try and push those views onto them. Raising your tone often and early. Plus if any awkward silence arises, this is the perfect opportunity to stand up and

do the HAIL HITLER STANCE?

 

[ANABOLICK1]

That's crap. Women respond to a man who is confident and straighforward. There's nothing wrong with having opinions. Besides, most women are tired of men just agreeing with everything they say, because they're hot.

bwood was being sarcastic bro