slow ass cleaning lady

[AAP]

I want to fucking cry. She is so slow.

And she doesn't speak english. I have to go here : http://www.freetranslation.com/ and print out everything I tell her.

She is short, square and built like a tank. I bet she could bench press a tank. (Note to Killah : Don't challenge her)

But she does a great job.

I miss my old cleaning lady.

 

[Y_lifter]

Put up a few INS business card on the fridge to motivate her..

She will be in and out in 15 minutes

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lol @ note to killah.

 

[TheProject]

It's a rough life when you have to complain about your cleaning lady.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's a rough life when you have to complain about your cleaning lady.

Tru dat..
At least he doesn't have a whinning ass wife to bitch about.

 

[AAP]

My last cleaning lady was in and out in 2 hours. That was all linens, towels and clothes washed, dried and folded. FLoors swept and mopped (you may remember that most of my house is tile, all bathrooms cleaned, dishwasher loaded, ran and emptied, dusting,waxing,windexing,polishing, etc...

all in two hours.

This lady take about 6.

My last cleaning lady was cool as hell. She would be like "hey, what's this lube like? Any good? Can I borrow some?"

 

[Gambino]

I want to fucking cry. She is so slow.

And she doesn't speak english. I have to go here : http://www.freetranslation.com/ and print out everything I tell her.

She is short, square and built like a tank. I bet she could bench press a tank. (Note to Killah : Don't challenge her)

But she does a great job.

I miss my old cleaning lady.

Life of the homosexual and pampered

 

[IwouldSlamU]

LOL......


that website is the shit

 

[wutangnomo]

lol Lucky bastard.

Any of your cleaning ladies ever steal things from you?

 

[Y_lifter]

Damn, she must have been a meth freak to do all that in 2 hours.

 

[Zebo]

My last cleaning lady was in and out in 2 hours. That was all linens, towels and clothes washed, dried and folded. FLoors swept and mopped (you may remember that most of my house is tile, all bathrooms cleaned, dishwasher loaded, ran and emptied, dusting,waxing,windexing,polishing, etc...

all in two hours.

This lady take about 6.

My last cleaning lady was cool as hell. She would be like "hey, what's this lube like? Any good? Can I borrow some?"

My wife is so all over my ass to get a cleaning lady. I asked her. "What are you the queen of fucking England?"

I'm hoping she starts talking to me soon......

 

[HumorMe]

My wife is so all over my ass to get a cleaning lady. I asked her. "What are you the queen of fucking England?"

I'm hoping she starts talking to me soon......

It took only five days for the swelling around my eyes to go down.

AAP...I would rather have a cleaning lady that took a long time and did it right than a fast one that did it bad. Get what you pay for these days. Life is tough.

 

[BrandonXJ]

Make sure to leave out specific cleaning fluid if you have a flat panel tv. My old cleaning lady used windex on it, drove me 'effin nuts.

 

[AAP]

Damn, she must have been a meth freak to do all that in 2 hours.

Man, hell no. I am just CLEAN. Shit, you didn't think I sat around the other 5 days of the week and didn't do anything did you?

 

[Y_lifter]

Man, hell no. I am just CLEAN. Shit, you didn't think I sat around the other 5 days of the week and didn't do anything did you?

Yes..
Why else have a cleaning lady if you are gonna clean ?

 

[AAP]

My last cleaning stopped by over the weekend.... I couldn't believe how FINE this bitch was. I was like DAY-UM!!!!

I was used to seeing her in a track/sweat suit with a bandana on her head. She was a different person all together now.

She cleaned for me for 3 years. She has some more customers and made over $2000 per week in cash money. CASH!!

She left to go back to the Dom. Rep. last month and she is going to open up her own day spa. She came by and showed me the plans and artist rendering... that place is going to be something else. 18,000 sq ft. Everything from hair cuts, pedicures, massages, bodywraps and hot tubs.