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jackangel

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1. skeet

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
 
this would have even been unfunny 2 years ago when "skeet" was hot in pop culture land.


now it's just sad, broly. do you need to talk with someone?
 
true.

however, this particular special referenced skeet in particular. you mean it's not the latest thing?? it's from 2004, i should have known...

still, dude is funny.
 
jackangel said:
true.

however, this particular special referenced skeet in particular. you mean it's not the latest thing?? it's from 2004, i should have known...

still, dude is funny.


C Rock? Yeah, he is.
 
i used particular twice up there. jesus christ.

brb, i'm going to pick up my offer letter. let's hear some more SD shit.

i'm thinking about a visit out to socal in the very near future. don't know. should go somewhere before i start this new job. got a couch for a nigga?
 
I got a bed for a nigga, nigga.

Not much to say bout this place yet, haven't been out of the apt for more than shopping. Worst time of the year for me to make this move as its my busiest time with work. Gotta go back to NY in mid August for a fucking month for the US Open.
 
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