Sitting here drinking a Corona

[Smurfy]

I dont think I have ever in my life had a Corona before now. And now I know why. The Bud Lite I had at dinner was far superior to this.

 

[gonelifting]

I`d take Corona over Bud lite. Are you drunk?

lightweight.

 

[powerslave]

I could use a beer.

 

[Smurfy]

No, not drunk. But, it doesnt take much. I dont drink very often at all. In fact, it's rare. But here I am

 

[BileStew]

I dont think I have ever in my life had a Corona before now. And now I know why. The Bud Lite I had at dinner was far superior to this.

Are you naked and rubbing yourself while drinking the Corona?

And Bud Lite sucks....

 

[Smurfy]

No, I was naked and rubbing myself earlier today. Right now, Im wearing clothes.

 

[powerslave]

No, I was naked and rubbing myself earlier today. Right now, Im wearing clothes.

Damn, day late and a dollar short.

 

[BileStew]

No, I was naked and rubbing myself earlier today. Right now, Im wearing clothes.

Were you thinking of the times we shared together and all the secret hiding places?

 

[Smurfy]

Were you thinking of the times we shared together and all the secret hiding places?

Honestly? NO, not really. I was watching a wihte girl get poked real good by a black guy with a big cock.

 

[BileStew]

Honestly? NO, not really. I was watching a wihte girl get poked real good by a black guy with a big cock.

You were watching Different Strokes?

I thought Dana Plato was dead.....

 

[powerslave]

No, I was naked and rubbing myself earlier today.

brb

 

[slickdadd]

Corona does suck pretty bad. It tastes like urine.

 

[canadianhitman]

Corona without lime = shitty beer

Corona with a wedge of freshly cut lime = great beer

Don't know how the lime makes this magic transformation, but it does....

 

[Smurfy]

well we didnt have any limes here, however we did have a lemon but I wasnt about to do that.

 

[BileStew]

well we didnt have any limes here, however we did have a lemon but I wasnt about to do that.

Try a potato wedge.

 

[Smurfy]

Try a potato wedge.

Dude stop hitting on me. Jeeeebus!

j/k

 

[BileStew]

Dude stop hitting on me. Jeeeebus!

j/k

If I was hitting on you I would have said to use an onion wedge.

 

[slickdadd]

Corona with lime is still crap. Putting lime juice on a turd doesn't make it any better.

 

[BileStew]

Corona with lime is still crap. Putting lime juice on a turd doesn't make it any better.

Doesn't surprise me that you would know this.

 

[canadianhitman]

Doesn't surprise me that you would know this.

Damn, you beat me to the punch.

 

[slickdadd]

Doesn't surprise me that you would know this.

go sox

 

[BileStew]

go sox

I hope a giant starfish climbs up your ass and sucks your insides clean when you're surfing in that dreaded state you live in called....Hawaii.

 

[jerkbox]

If I was hitting on you I would have said to use an onion wedge.

or a wedge of cheese

 

[BileStew]

or a wedge of cheese

Fromunda?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lemon would ahve done

 

[gonelifting]

Are you still on the first beer?

 

[TC2]

Corona without lime = shitty beer

Corona with a wedge of freshly cut lime = great beer

Don't know how the lime makes this magic transformation, but it does....

yup..ice cold with a lime.

 

[dirty~d~]

I work for a Budweiser distributor and I think I'm the only one there that refuses to drink Bud... talk about piss water. Give me a Guinness.

 

[wootoom]

its nice to sit and have a beer once in awhile if you dont drink that much

 

[bbkingpinn]

its nice to sit and have a beer once in awhile if you dont drink that much

That was profound.