Single mom appreciation thread!!!

[all the whey]

All the single mom's she knows are great.

So, they all must be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone

 

[all the whey]

Forget about those pesky condoms boys!!!

Lets knockup the girls we are having teh secks with!!!

 

[all the whey]

Also, Java (and Swole) would never get any poon if it wasn't for those single moms who are mad at their asshole ex's!~!!@!!

 

[all the whey]

This mom consulted her little one on which panties to wear before she sent it to Java. (he is Uncle Java to the little one)

 

[Raptorex]

Also, Java (and Swole) would never get any poon if it wasn't for those single moms who are mad at their asshole ex's!~!!@!!

ololol...true dat (lucky bastarges)

 

[javaguru]

dude...lolllollollol...I am the single mom tagger...

 

[all the whey]

dude...lolllollollol...I am the single mom tagger...

So, am I.

But, I think it would be impossible to not bang single moms if you date women our age. (late 20s and 30s)

 

[all the whey]

dude...lolllollollol...I am the single mom tagger...

Maybe nerfeti will hook us up. All the single moms she knows are the best!@!!#$3eef=

 

[needtogetarmy]

I love single moms...if they are willing to go to bed once with a guy and have unprotected sex they are more likely going to do it again...and again...and again...and that is something to appreciate!

 

[all the whey]

I love single moms...if they are willing to go to bed once with a guy and have unprotected sex they are more likely going to do it again...and again...and again...and that is something to appreciate!

Thats the spirit!!!!!

 

[nefertiti]

Maybe nerfeti will hook us up. All the single moms she knows are the best!@!!#$3eef=

lol...nerd. I never said that. I said the people who I know who were raised by their moms think their moms walk on water. I don't know any of their mom's personally. I also enver implied all single moms are great. My point wasn't talking about how wonderful single moms are. My point was talking about how married or unmarried stability in the home is far more important than being traditional, and stability AND instability comes in all situations.

 

[all the whey]

lol...nerd. I never said that. I said the people who I know who were raised by their moms think their moms walk on water. I don't know any of their mom's personally. I also enver implied all single moms are great. My point wasn't talking about how wonderful single moms are. My point was talking about how married or unmarried stability in the home is far more important than being traditional, and stability AND instability comes in all situations.

Hey hit us with pics and digits@@#!@!!

Neither java or myself have "dated" a single mom that could walk on water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raptorex]

typically they are psycho; but that is just one assholes opinion.

 

[nefertiti]

Hey hit us with pics and digits@@#!@!!

Neither java or myself have "dated" a single mom that could walk on water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can walk on water, but I'm not a single mom. It's a neat trick.

 

[all the whey]

typically they are psycho; but that is just one assholes opinion.

Yes but we have to think positive@!@

Psycho moms are the best at the sex!@!!

 

[Raptorex]

Yes but we have to think positive@!@

Psycho moms are the best at the sex!@!!

absolutely; I was being very positive - but the drama is not worth it at all; hit and run

 

[all the whey]

absolutely; I was being very positive - but the drama is not worth it at all; hit and run

I know what you mean, but it is hard to give up the crazy sex.

We should ask nefeti if its ok to hit and run a single mom.

 

[nefertiti]

I know what you mean, but it is hard to give up the crazy sex.

We should ask nefeti if its ok to hit and run a single mom.

(shrug)

Single moms need love too.

 

[Raptorex]

I know what you mean, but it is hard to give up the crazy sex.

We should ask nefeti if its ok to hit and run a single mom.

Has to be the preferred method; I mean who cares to hear about all the drama her kids are causing, they are not even yours! wtf...what a waste of time.

 

[SpyWizard]

single moms will make breakfast for you.. but only if the kid is sleeping over at dad's

 

[Raptorex]

single moms will make breakfast for you.. but only if the kid is sleeping over at dad's

agreed; otherwise you can't even sleep in - too much damned noise and its embarassing to have to take a piss walking down the hall in the undies...

I say get a young hottie from eastern europe; thats my vote.

 

[KillahBee]

From my experience (<- note that disclaimer b4 you yell at me ladies), they are usually:

easy
very sexually aggressive b/c....
very hard up for the cack
skilled in the sexfuck
gross stomached

 

[Raptorex]

From my experience (<- note that disclaimer b4 you yell at me ladies), they are usually:

easy
very sexually aggressive b/c....
very hard up for the cack
skilled in the sexfuck
gross stomached

flapjacks?

 

[puddlemonkey]

From my experience (<- note that disclaimer b4 you yell at me ladies), they are usually:

easy
very sexually aggressive b/c....
very hard up for the cack
skilled in the sexfuck
gross stomached

Fuck that, mommy body is hot!

 

[KillahBee]

Shit, I just remembered this. I was sleeping with this 22yo single mom of 2 (yay!) back in the day. AWESOME fuck. Anyway, I did a pretty damn good job of only coming over when the kiddies were not home, but every now and then she surprised me.

Then one morning I was sleeping in her bed (both naked) and whaddyaknow?! Two kiddies come runnin in and wake us up by jumping on the bed.

Fuck THAT

 

[all the whey]

Has to be the preferred method; I mean who cares to hear about all the drama her kids are causing, they are not even yours! wtf...what a waste of time.

It is the preferred method no matter if its a mom or no kids or age, creed, color, etc.

 

[all the whey]

agreed; otherwise you can't even sleep in - too much damned noise and its embarassing to have to take a piss walking down the hall in the undies...

I say get a young hottie from eastern europe; thats my vote.

That is one advantage of banging moms. You don't have to spend the night. You can roll, because you don't want to upset the kids.lol

 

[Raptorex]

Shit, I just remembered this. I was sleeping with this 22yo single mom of 2 (yay!) back in the day. AWESOME fuck. Anyway, I did a pretty damn good job of only coming over when the kiddies were not home, but every now and then she surprised me.

Then one morning I was sleeping in her bed (both naked) and whaddyaknow?! Two kiddies come runnin in and wake us up by jumping on the bed.

Fuck THAT

Your honor; I rest my case!!!

 

[all the whey]

Shit, I just remembered this. I was sleeping with this 22yo single mom of 2 (yay!) back in the day. AWESOME fuck. Anyway, I did a pretty damn good job of only coming over when the kiddies were not home, but every now and then she surprised me.

Then one morning I was sleeping in her bed (both naked) and whaddyaknow?! Two kiddies come runnin in and wake us up by jumping on the bed.

Fuck THAT

Can I post a vid of a mom using her vibrater on the web cam when her little kid comes in?

 

[KillahBee]

Can I post a vid of a mom using her vibrater on the web cam when her little kid comes in?

Yes pls.

THis one would always tell me how great her tits used to be. SHe had a bangin body even for a normal chick. But yeah, she did kinda have flapjack sunny side up egg titties. And a little scarring on the stomach. I liked to aim for it with my goo

 

[Raptorex]

Yes pls.

THis one would always tell me how great her tits used to be. SHe had a bangin body even for a normal chick. But yeah, she did kinda have flapjack sunny side up egg titties. And a little scarring on the stomach. I liked to aim for it with my goo

I saw Jane Seymour on tv (dancing show) last night and I said to this chick; those are fake breasts (even though they were small) - trust me! She said; no way - well tonite on ET they talked about how Jane disclosed she had small implants put in so they wouldn't sag....its just the way it is... Eastern Europe bro

 

[all the whey]

Yes pls.

THis one would always tell me how great her tits used to be. SHe had a bangin body even for a normal chick. But yeah, she did kinda have flapjack sunny side up egg titties. And a little scarring on the stomach. I liked to aim for it with my goo

Am I allowed to post it? She is really close up on the vag.

Oh. The kid has red hair and was babbling about borrowing skateboard wheels.

 

[KillahBee]

Am I allowed to post it? She is really close up on the vag.

Oh. The kid has red hair and was babbling about borrowing skateboard wheels.

lol,

 

[Raptorex]

ATW; nice pwnage - like the way you just worked that in....bravo!

 

[all the whey]

ATW; nice pwnage - like the way you just worked that in....bravo!

I was hoping you noticed.

The mom keeps working the vibrater as she tells the kid to go downstairs. The kid asks what is that and she says I'll show you later.lol Then she yells at him because he won't leave.

Then, she finishes up.llolololo

 

[Creepusmaximus]

All the single mom's she knows are great.

So, they all must be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone

Single Mom = whore.

Sorry. Most cases that's true.

 

[all the whey]

Single Mom = whore.

Sorry. Most cases that's true.

I don't know bro.

Nerfeti says they are Jesus like, and can walk on water.

 

[blueta2]

absolutely; I was being very positive - but the drama is not worth it at all; hit and run

normally, I would smack your ass for this comment, but I somehow think this is close to correct.
I know a few single mom's who just spread their goods out for anyone.
My best friend has a "hit a run" and this chick is a single mom and he said she is WILD INSANE crazy. He doesn't like her all that much but says he can't get enough of the sex.
men are nasty ;-)

 

[blueta2]

Single Mom = whore.

Sorry. Most cases that's true.

Oh are u going to DIE a fast death with this comment........this will be fun!

 

[blueta2]

Oh and if one more guy in here calls a women a WHORE, I'm sending out a vodoo spell.

By the way, when I was single, most single Dad's were giving it up JUST as easy.

 

[all the whey]

normally, I would smack your ass for this comment, but I somehow think this is close to correct.
I know a few single mom's who just spread their goods out for anyone.
My best friend has a "hit a run" and this chick is a single mom and he said she is WILD INSANE crazy. He doesn't like her all that much but says he can't get enough of the sex.
men are nasty ;-)

So, it's ok for us to "hit and run" only if it's a single mom?




BTW. A hit and run is only hitting it once. Get it straight woman!!!

 

[nefertiti]

Oh are u going to DIE a fast death with this comment........this will be fun!

lol indeed...

 

[all the whey]

Oh and if one more guy in here calls a women a WHORE, I'm sending out a vodoo spell.

By the way, when I was single, most single Dad's were giving it up JUST as easy.

How man did you get to give it up?

 

[blueta2]

So, it's ok for us to "hit and run" only if it's a single mom?




BTW. A hit and run is only hitting it once. Get it straight woman!!!

Yes it's ok to hit and run as long as no one gets hurts.

Hit and run means hit and run, but there is nothing that says you can't back up and run over them again, right? ;-)

 

[-SD-]

Oh and if one more guy in here calls a women a WHORE, I'm sending out a vodoo spell.

By the way, when I was single, most single Dad's were giving it up JUST as easy.

LOL @ dads giving it up. nobody cares sweety

 

[blueta2]

How man did you get to give it up?

OH PUHLEEZE, look at my body, who the f*ck would turn this down

http://i18.tinypic.com/4qqgoxc.jpg

 

[all the whey]

Yes it's ok to hit and run as long as no one gets hurts.

Hit and run means hit and run, but there is nothing that says you can't back up and run over them again, right? ;-)

I think some of the Single moms here.might be mad that you think guys can hit and run the single moms because they are crazy. But, not hit and run normal women.

Then, it is an F-buddy or a Booty Call.

 

[Lestat]

EF has had a fair share of single moms over the years

 

[all the whey]

EF has had a fair share of single moms over the years

So has Java.

 

[blueta2]

I think some of the Single moms here.might be mad that you think guys can hit and run the single moms because they are crazy. But, not hit and run normal women.

Then, it is an F-buddy or a Booty Call.

LOL...you love trouble! I never said that!

 

[yonkers weights]

Thanks for the sex and letting me leave before the child wakes up and I have to play with him/her. They are the best for nail and bails!

 

[all the whey]

LOL...you love trouble! I never said that!

Yes, you did.

And, your in trouble now!

 

[blueta2]

how cute that YW is trying to be one of the boys that ACTUALLY has had single mom sex.
"Please guys, let me fit in, I'm rich and have a smashing personality. Please let me part of your e game"'.."yeah, fucking single mom's, whores, nail and nail, right guys? Anyone wanna go for a ride in my Dad's Cadillac?"

UGH.....you make me sick!

 

[yonkers weights]

LOL

Your an angry witch, halloween is over!

 

[Raptorex]

Yes it's ok to hit and run as long as no one gets hurts.

Hit and run means hit and run, but there is nothing that says you can't back up and run over them again, right? ;-)

agreed! rinse and repeat

 

[yonkers weights]

Almost all the EF women are single moms on here, wonder why? LOL

 

[yonkers weights]

Men can. Women can not.
Men are studs and women are whores.
This is the world we live in!

Oh and if one more guy in here calls a women a WHORE, I'm sending out a vodoo spell.

By the way, when I was single, most single Dad's were giving it up JUST as easy.

 

[nefertiti]

For christs sake with the red karma.

 

[all the whey]

agreed! rinse and repeat

I know!

I can't believe how Bluta is just one of the guys.

But, even we wouldn't have the balls to say it is only ok to hit and run Single moms because they are crazy./

 

[all the whey]

For christs sake with the red karma.

His ass will be in trouble if he reds any single moms!

 

[yonkers weights]

Thanks for the k.
I hit the person we spoke about because of the comment before. The person is just angry at the world...

For christs sake with the red karma.

 

[nefertiti]

Thanks for the k.
I hit the person we spoke about because of the comment before. The person is just angry at the world...

I've only redded one person ever on this board. I just responded to your karma inquiry about my post to let you know what I was refering to.

I don't agree with your assesment of blueta. As I said in the message, she's one of the few people here I genuinely like.

 

[blueta2]

I've only redded one person ever on this board. I just responded to your karma inquiry about my post to let you know what I was refering to.

I don't agree with your assesment of blueta. As I said in the message, she's one of the few people here I genuinely like.

His assesment doesn't hold water, but yours does, thanks Nef, I feel the same about you.

 

[cindylou]

Almost all the EF women are single moms on here, wonder why? LOL

name some

 

[Raptorex]

name some

I'd hit it!

















































and run

 

[yonkers weights]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVNbilMZUk

Hit and Run

 

[Smurfy]

I'm married

 

[heatherrae]

This mom consulted her little one on which panties to wear before she sent it to Java. (he is Uncle Java to the little one)

poor kid

 

[all the whey]

poor kid

You are making Deven such a mommy's boy that he will by picking you out your pantys for myspace guys.

 

[all the whey]

I'm currently married

fixed

 

[javaguru]

fixed

What are you implying?

Skateboard wheelz are gonna be a deal breaker?

 

[all the whey]

What are you implying?

Skateboard wheelz are gonna be a deal breaker?

That is a senstive subject bro.