Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
We decided to hire a live in housekeeper so she can continue to do absolutely NOTHING and even less at home. Just part of her Valentine's Day Present..


vixensghost said:LOL@ Grump cleaning the house! I have no idea why this strikes me as funny, but, I bet he does his share around the house. No shame in that mind you!
It's the gift that keeps on giving...I would divorce my hubby before I'd give up my cleaning lady.![]()
.... and I meant it.
That is CUTE!BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm to be more accurate - he has ALWAYS done ALL the cleaning. Every single time I cleaned something I was pissing and moaning the ENTIRE TIME... I told him before we ever met, "I REFUSE to clean and although I can cook, don't ask. I WON'T.".... and I meant it.
Here is the Old Grump's Valentine's present from me. The inscription on the back is private.
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BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm to be more accurate - he has ALWAYS done ALL the cleaning. Every single time I cleaned something I was pissing and moaning the ENTIRE TIME... I told him before we ever met, "I REFUSE to clean and although I can cook, don't ask. I WON'T.".... and I meant it.
Here is the Old Grump's Valentine's present from me. The inscription on the back is private.
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vixensghost said:LOL@ Grump cleaning the house! I have no idea why this strikes me as funny, but, I bet he does his share around the house. No shame in that mind you!
It's the gift that keeps on giving...I would divorce my hubby before I'd give up my cleaning lady.![]()

Grumpy Old Man said:Well....
I not only do my share, I do her share. She doesn't do a damn thing but the laundry. I mean laundry like socks, thongs and my Harley shirts. Good thing I have a couple dozen of each or I would be in dirty clothes all the time. Everything else goes to the little Chinee dude to wash, starch and hang in those kid toys (plastic bags).
Honestly, I told her I was gonna hire a big breasted blonde to clean nekkid, she said ok as long as the house is clean and dinner is on the table. BUT as luck would have it I got a brunette with decent boobs but is not gonna clean in the buff. DAMN...
I just don't want her to fire me...
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txbondsman said:well, you pretty much narrowed it down as to WHY he keeps you around....
BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm to be more accurate - he has ALWAYS done ALL the cleaning. Every single time I cleaned something I was pissing and moaning the ENTIRE TIME... I told him before we ever met, "I REFUSE to clean and although I can cook, don't ask. I WON'T.".... and I meant it.
Here is the Old Grump's Valentine's present from me. The inscription on the back is private.
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18 toogotmilk said:Does your housekeeper have big tits?
LMAO at this being for her benefit
Spartacus said:18 too
Grumpy Old Man said:Well....
I not only do my share, I do her share. She doesn't do a damn thing but the laundry. I mean laundry like socks, thongs and my Harley shirts. Good thing I have a couple dozen of each or I would be in dirty clothes all the time. Everything else goes to the little Chinee dude to wash, starch and hang in those kid toys (plastic bags).
Honestly, I told her I was gonna hire a big breasted blonde to clean nekkid, she said ok as long as the house is clean and dinner is on the table. BUT as luck would have it I got a brunette with decent boobs but is not gonna clean in the buff. DAMN...
I just don't want her to fire me...
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Grumpy Old Man said:Well....
I not only do my share, I do her share. She doesn't do a damn thing but the laundry. I mean laundry like socks, thongs and my Harley shirts. Good thing I have a couple dozen of each or I would be in dirty clothes all the time. Everything else goes to the little Chinee dude to wash, starch and hang in those kid toys (plastic bags).
Honestly, I told her I was gonna hire a big breasted blonde to clean nekkid, she said ok as long as the house is clean and dinner is on the table. BUT as luck would have it I got a brunette with decent boobs but is not gonna clean in the buff. DAMN...
I just don't want her to fire me...
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BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm to be more accurate - he has ALWAYS done ALL the cleaning. Every single time I cleaned something I was pissing and moaning the ENTIRE TIME... I told him before we ever met, "I REFUSE to clean and although I can cook, don't ask. I WON'T.".... and I meant it.
Here is the Old Grump's Valentine's present from me. The inscription on the back is private.
You should keep everything about your relationship private
all the whey said:BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm to be more accurate - he has ALWAYS done ALL the cleaning. Every single time I cleaned something I was pissing and moaning the ENTIRE TIME... I told him before we ever met, "I REFUSE to clean and although I can cook, don't ask. I WON'T.".... and I meant it.
Here is the Old Grump's Valentine's present from me. The inscription on the back is private.
You should keep everything about your relationship private
Hey... nothing wrong with sharing the love.![]()
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=509208&in_page_id=1773Spartacus said:pierce brosnan has it setup right
I read an interview and his place in hawaii is stocked with young beautiful babes that walk around with next to nothing on
he's married too I believe
and in the article it was implied he sexes them
Spartacus said:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=509208&in_page_id=1773
yikes
look what marriage does to a woman
no wonder he has a side haram

Grumpy Old Man said:We decided to hire a live in housekeeper so she can continue to do absolutely NOTHING and even less at home. Just part of her Valentine's Day Present..
Spartacus said:pierce brosnan has it setup right
I read an interview and his place in hawaii is stocked with young beautiful babes that walk around with next to nothing on
he's married too I believe
and in the article it was implied he sexes them
she won't like the colorGrumpy Old Man said:GEEZZZ now that is a whole lot of woman..
Hey I just put a down payment on a new car for BM. I am going to make it a combined Valentine/St Pat's day present. Took me almost a year to save up for this awesome pre-owned machine.
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Spartacus said:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=509208&in_page_id=1773
yikes
look what marriage does to a woman
no wonder he has a side haram
I expect an invitegotmilk said:I'm looking at Hawaii houses right now
Big Rick Rock said:Being the man of the house, will you get to have your way with the help?
Big Rick Rock said:Being the man of the house, will you get to have your way with the help?

Grumpy Old Man said:Only when BM is typing on EF!
Looks like I am gonna have my way alot!!
Shoulda hired that big breasted blonde.
I have to ask BM for my parts, she keeps them in her purse....
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BIKINIMOM said:Dude - you are (as you always were) 100% FREE to do as you wish.
actually it's the dental care over there that's really lackinggotmilk said:I'd do a Ukraine run seeing I'm a gynocologist and all....and they probably need check-ups
Be my valentine?Grumpy Old Man said:We decided to hire a live in housekeeper so she can continue to do absolutely NOTHING and even less at home. Just part of her Valentine's Day Present..
Big Rick Rock said:You share huh?
Soooooo cool!
Smurfy said:Be my valentine?
Smurfy said:Be my valentine?

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