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"Ooh, floorpie!"
"Mmm, sacrelicious!"
"I call the big one 'Bitey'!"
"You don't win friends with salad."
"That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made
me want to retch."
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in
Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me."
"Mmm, sacrelicious!"
"I call the big one 'Bitey'!"
"You don't win friends with salad."
"That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made
me want to retch."
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in
Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me."
vansmack2000
New member
Snooty lady: Attendant, I’d like some gas.
Apu: Yes I’m sorry I do not speak English.
Snooty lady: But you were just talking to-
Apu: Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay
Apu: Yes I’m sorry I do not speak English.
Snooty lady: But you were just talking to-
Apu: Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
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Kakdiesel
Guest
SublimeZM said:
family guy. which by the way is ten times more genius than simpsons ever was although I liked simpsons too.
Seth McFarland is one funny mofo
c00per
New member
Marge and Homer talking about Mr Burns
Marge: Homer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: Yah, let's push him down the steps.
Monorail
Marge: Homer there is a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman !
nananananananana-fishing-fishing-fishing
Marge: Homer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: Yah, let's push him down the steps.
Monorail
Marge: Homer there is a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman is a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman !
nananananananana-fishing-fishing-fishing
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer on Life and his 'Wisdom'
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Homer on Work
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
Classic D'Oh! Homerisms
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer on Life and his 'Wisdom'
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
Homer on Work
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
Classic D'Oh! Homerisms
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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Spartacus
Guest
at the drive through
"I'll take two fajita's"
but pronounced vagita's,you know with the "i" like hi
"I'll take two fajita's"
but pronounced vagita's,you know with the "i" like hi
vansmack2000
New member
im still waiting for my K man
APU=winner
APU=winner
Island Son
New member
Homer: I gave you advice? Get outta here.
Bart: Yeah, you did. You told me when something's bothering you, and you're
too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your fool mouth shut.
At least that way you won't make things worse.
Homer: Hmmm, good advice.
Bart: Yeah, you did. You told me when something's bothering you, and you're
too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your fool mouth shut.
At least that way you won't make things worse.
Homer: Hmmm, good advice.
