Sign a petiton to punish the bastard who grilled a kitten.

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

They grill kitties all day long at the Chinese reastaurant across the street from my office and nobody is signing any petitions over it.

What the hell does a petition do in a criminal case?

 

[Bullit]

Was it a Siamese? Siamese are a good eatin' cat.

 

[spongebob]

cat doesnt make a good meal,,,,its too muscular thus the meat is not tender

obviously you've never eaten kitty that has been kept in strict confinement without movement. it really makes the kitty tender.

 

[Anthony Soprano]

normal people do not do that to animals.

In that case orientals are as abnormal as they come. They grill kittys, steam them, bake them, sautee them, and fry them. And the whole time label the little furry bastards as chicken! Meeeeoooooww soooo hoooorrrrnyy......

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Looks like Osama signed it

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I hope that guy realizes that kitten was the last pussy he's ever going to get! You can kill your ex-girlfriend and be forgiven by the female population but you hurt a cat (even by accident) and you're scum for the rest of your life.

 

[beefybull]

What about this:

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

 

[Toshendin]

Kitten in the morning.
Kitten in the evening.
Kitten at dinner time.
When's kitten's on a grill, you can eat kitten any time.

Oh, man.. That was great.

 

[tee]

I'm not a fan of cats, but any pussy that has to torture little animals needs his ball sack ripped from him and stuffed down his f'ing throat! Ill be happy to do it too!

 

[Frackal]

same here