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supersizeme
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I personally feel it's ABOOT time we went ahead and just did this. The damn Canadians need to pay dearly for all the wrong they have done this country and are way past due for a nice, brisk invasion involving several hundred of those planes with the cool laser guided bombs. CNN needs to offer pay per view for them shits so that I can open up a six pack pack on a Friday night, plop down in front of my tee vee, and have Bomb-Cam relay scenes of mass destruction and maple leafs flying everywhere directly to my glazed over retinas. I no longer believe that the US is completely dependent on Canada to keep the NHL going. That has been our government's main cop out the past few times the subject has been brought up and I think the American people no longer buy it. Our crop of hockey players coming out of the northern states is plenty good enough.
Canada knowingly harbored both Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette, which together single-handedly forced me not only to hear an instrumental version "My Heart Will Go On" in every goddamn elevator I got on for a period of about two to three years, but it also caused American women to unite in angst and cease going down on their men in movie theaters because of some cross they bear that we as men apparently gave them. What the fuck is that aboot? And don't even get me started on Bryan Adams, especially now that the techo version of "Heaven" is playing non stop on every single radio station in the country, including country stations, classical music stations, and the entire spectrum of AM stations. Canada has yet to issue any sort of formal apology for any of these travesties.
I'm also going to need several bombs dropped on Canada for harboring whatever two mental powerhouses spawned Keanu Reeves. First off, I had to look on the internet to find out how to spell his first name. That alone is two bombs and a random spraying of Toronto with some helicoptor fire. Secondly, I lost the starring role in The Matrix to this homo. That was supposed to be MY movie and big break that launched my legendary Hollywood movie career. Now I have no Ferrari, no mansions in different countries, I have to work this damn 40 hour a week job, and my sex life is just not panning out like I had hoped. That's eight bombs dropped on Newfoundland, a suitcase nuke detonated at center ice of whatever arena the Edmonton Oilers play in, and a statue of Mike Modano to be placed outside the Vancouver Canuck's arena permanently.
So bottom line is that I really don't care what the UN has to say about it, we can't let this go on any longer. Canada must be dealt with. Then maybe once we get that situation in order, we can start looking at whatever situations there are over in the Middle East that could be potentially dangerous, if any.
Canada knowingly harbored both Celine Dion and Alanis Morrisette, which together single-handedly forced me not only to hear an instrumental version "My Heart Will Go On" in every goddamn elevator I got on for a period of about two to three years, but it also caused American women to unite in angst and cease going down on their men in movie theaters because of some cross they bear that we as men apparently gave them. What the fuck is that aboot? And don't even get me started on Bryan Adams, especially now that the techo version of "Heaven" is playing non stop on every single radio station in the country, including country stations, classical music stations, and the entire spectrum of AM stations. Canada has yet to issue any sort of formal apology for any of these travesties.
I'm also going to need several bombs dropped on Canada for harboring whatever two mental powerhouses spawned Keanu Reeves. First off, I had to look on the internet to find out how to spell his first name. That alone is two bombs and a random spraying of Toronto with some helicoptor fire. Secondly, I lost the starring role in The Matrix to this homo. That was supposed to be MY movie and big break that launched my legendary Hollywood movie career. Now I have no Ferrari, no mansions in different countries, I have to work this damn 40 hour a week job, and my sex life is just not panning out like I had hoped. That's eight bombs dropped on Newfoundland, a suitcase nuke detonated at center ice of whatever arena the Edmonton Oilers play in, and a statue of Mike Modano to be placed outside the Vancouver Canuck's arena permanently.
So bottom line is that I really don't care what the UN has to say about it, we can't let this go on any longer. Canada must be dealt with. Then maybe once we get that situation in order, we can start looking at whatever situations there are over in the Middle East that could be potentially dangerous, if any.
So so sad.
LOL
