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Should STRAIGHTS be Quarantined?
- Thread starter GinNJuice
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HappyScrappy
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I request to be quarentiened with supermodels - blondes preferrably.
nevertoobig
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spentagn said:
I agree..this is just prejudiced, im gonna complain!
HappyScrappy
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kitKat said:
*raises hand*
"over here!"
TN MuscleBear
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This actually is a good post - because it mocks the idiotic motivations for posting the "should gays be quarantined" thread. I'm forever amazed by the willingness to judge those not like themselves that so many on this board have.
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Warik
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Yes. Straights should be not be permitted to leave the 6 major continents in the world. We will send bisexuals and homosexuals to Antarctica where they will be safe from the straight horrors.
Leave those nasty straights to infect North and South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Everyone will be happy.
You have my approval.
-Warik
Leave those nasty straights to infect North and South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia. Everyone will be happy.
You have my approval.
-Warik
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Warik
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JohnnyO said:
Not all hairdressers are flaming homos.
If straights are quarantined, then straight hairdressers will achieve Bill Gates status... bwahaha
Face it, we'll be fine without you. =)
-Warik
JohnnyO
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The straight hairdressers only know how to cut mullets .. oh the horror of it all! And who would design the clothes .. Abercrombie & Fitch would only sell polyester lesuire suits, mu mu's and burlap bags.
I must admit there are some people who really shouldn't leave the house without a mu mu ..
Just imagine the other horrors!
There wouldn't be a market for Aveda anti-humectant pomade. Aveda would go out of business.
What WOULD prime time TV be like???
AND most of all .. Ttokkyo would go out of business because of all the lost Ketamine sales!
Enough of this musing .. I'm going to open up a fabulous bottle of Malbec!
I must admit there are some people who really shouldn't leave the house without a mu mu ..
Just imagine the other horrors!
There wouldn't be a market for Aveda anti-humectant pomade. Aveda would go out of business.
What WOULD prime time TV be like???
AND most of all .. Ttokkyo would go out of business because of all the lost Ketamine sales!
Enough of this musing .. I'm going to open up a fabulous bottle of Malbec!
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MoneyBags
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i wouldnt let a fag cut my hair anyway. i get my hair cut by dumb chicks. its not fucking complicated. we dont need homos!!!!
strongchick
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Warik said:
NOOOOONOOOOOO!!! The best thing is a bi female hairdresser!
They know all the inside scoop AND they have breasts!! This way, when I lean back....ahhhh, face full of boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
musclebrains
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Of couse, breeders should be quarantined and re-educated into faggots. The reasons are numerous:
Breeders, mainly being the parents of everyone, are responsible for all the suffering in the world.
Breeders, not wanting gay people in the military, are responsible for most of the world's warfare.
Breeders, being breeders, are responsible for the vast majority of rape.
Breeders, being parents, are responsible for almost all child abuse.
Breeders have no sense of sexual propriety and would rather bring on a Constitutional crisis than pass up a blow job by a fat girl. Bill Clinton is a breeder, for example.
Breeders waste our tax dollars by sending their snotty nosed brats to public schools THAT MY FAGGOT TAX DOLLARS HELP PAY FOR.
Breeders have uttlerly no sense of style. They think being conspicuous amounts to being attractive. Thus Hooters is the apotheosis of breeder style.
Breeders have ruined the culinary situation in America. Ronald McDonald is a breeder. In fact, he is also a pedophile. He dresses effeminately and hangs out at playgrounds in front of his own restaurant, taking suspicious delight in children.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I could go on. Only a complete fool would think breeders aren't responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world and deserve quarantining on the fucking Love Boat.
Breeders, mainly being the parents of everyone, are responsible for all the suffering in the world.
Breeders, not wanting gay people in the military, are responsible for most of the world's warfare.
Breeders, being breeders, are responsible for the vast majority of rape.
Breeders, being parents, are responsible for almost all child abuse.
Breeders have no sense of sexual propriety and would rather bring on a Constitutional crisis than pass up a blow job by a fat girl. Bill Clinton is a breeder, for example.
Breeders waste our tax dollars by sending their snotty nosed brats to public schools THAT MY FAGGOT TAX DOLLARS HELP PAY FOR.
Breeders have uttlerly no sense of style. They think being conspicuous amounts to being attractive. Thus Hooters is the apotheosis of breeder style.
Breeders have ruined the culinary situation in America. Ronald McDonald is a breeder. In fact, he is also a pedophile. He dresses effeminately and hangs out at playgrounds in front of his own restaurant, taking suspicious delight in children.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. I could go on. Only a complete fool would think breeders aren't responsible for all the pain and suffering in the world and deserve quarantining on the fucking Love Boat.
musclebrains
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rushx79 said:
but very little of the irony.
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Warik
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rushx79 said:
That was too ez.
-Warik
